60's Robot Winter Punk

Pleased to make your acquaintance.

[90sjamz]

This gave me high expectations on what my cardboard box house would look like inside. I guess I needed a bigger imagination then.

[midnightthoughtsofanxiety]

Me waiting for Captain Marvel to fix everything like

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

adulthood is a scam i want to be a crow

[ladylunapea]

I’m not even an adult and I want to be a crow.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

The desperation only grows with years

[everythingunderthesky]

Be the crow you wish to see in the world

-Collect Shiny Things

-Hop happily down the street for no apparent reason

-Scream loudly when you see your friends 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

What an incredibly inspiring addition thank you

[deadbeatmaker]

negasonic teenage warhead: bitch deadpool: blocked negasonic teenage warhead: wait unblock me i need to tell you something deadpool: unblocked negasonic teenage warhead: bitch

[6937529469274696869-deactivated]

my phone at 8% but my pussy? Fully charged.

[delphicoracle]

sunday morning treat.

[mysharona1987]

“We were never that close”

Yeah, I can see why.

[hussyknee]

I pity her daughter for the misfortune of being born to this piece of absolute shit.

[tlematimun]

[la-plus-heureuse]

okay but you should really read the full response to this though:

I am having a hard time wrapping my mind around this letter. I encourage you to reread it and to ask yourself that time-honored question, “Do I sound like a villain in a Reese Witherspoon movie?” You are, presumably, sympathetic to your own situation and are invested in making sure that you come across as reasonable and as caring as possible, and yet you have written a letter indicting yourself at every turn. This girl is “like a daughter” to you, and yet you want to shove her to the side of your other daughter’s wedding just because she walks with a limp. Your daughter’s wedding will be perfect with Katie as a full and honored member of the bridal party. A limp is not a fly in the ointment; it’s a part of Katie’s life. It is not only wrong to have asked your daughter to consider excluding her best friend over this—it is ableist, and cruel, and it speaks to a massive failure of empathy, compassion, and grace on your part. You must and should apologize to your daughter immediately, and I encourage you to profoundly reconsider the orientation of your heart.

[troopertrish-deactivated2019112]

I LIVE BECAUSE OF THIS

[chandrilas-deactivated20180714]

Super blue blood moon rises behind Parthenon, in Athens January 2018

[deejay]

[mothspaws]

Hey @perisnoop

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[deftomes]

wack.

[all-comes-crashing]

me and my friends dancing to “mr. brightside” 

[callunacthulhu]

I can’t get over how well this fits

[valtsv]

the lord of the rings gets a lot funnier when you realise that merry and pippin were stoned out of their minds a good half of the time

[valtsv]

imagine you and your best friend both have the munchies so you decide to raid the local farmer’s field when you literally run into your two of your smoking buddies from the shire and they tell you they’re hiking to bree to meet gandalf, who you know has some top quality hash stashed on his person at all times, so you agree to go with them and somehow end up on a thousand-mile hike to destroy a piece of evil jewellery in a volcano. congratulations. you’re merry and pippin now.

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

[miracle-vine]

Stevie Nicks, 1977

[lenscratch]

[bartmobile]

things we know about john mulaney based on his comedy specials

-may have killed princess diana

-once drank perfume

-has never been killed by hitmen

-thought he had shit into a doctor’s hand

-“and also with you!”

-pretends to eat dinner at 4:30 to trick his dog

-has a penis (allegedly, according to a baby)

-sometimes he will watch a movie on TV even though he already owns that movie on DVD

-has responsibilities (all these fuckin’ markers)

-told Bill Clinton that he can do whatever he wants forever

-went to college for the whole time

-doesn’t care for these new nazis

[cockroach-queer]

Sometimes I’m like “ancient greek plays are so old, how am i going to relate to the characters?” but then 

[schrodingersdrone]

[kalyayev-deactivated20180228]

Never talk to me or my 42 trees again

[jumpingjacktrash]

it amuses me to see people being surprised/impressed/amused by this setup, because it’s extremely common on the plains. if you don’t plant a windbreak, your heating and cooling bills are huge, and storms do things like throw the lawnmower through the living room window, take the roof off, or cake the entire north side of the house with six inches of solid ice.

evergreens remain bendy even in the coldest weather, so – wait, no, not the coldest. i remember when i was a kid it got down to like -45 and the norway pines around my house were cracking like gunshots as the sap froze.

maples, incidentally, make that noise around -20f, and i hear it at least once every winter here in southern minnesota. but i only ever heard norway pines make it that one time.

so anyway that’s why we plant pine trees around our houses. because otherwise the wind would freaking kill us.

[cameoappearance]

This is informative and perfectly sensible under the circumstances but I also cannot resist the temptation to compare it to planting stuff all around the boundary of your lot in The Sims