Sleepy

[theriverbeyond]

this threesome could have been an email

[catilinas]

ENOUGH social interactions. i need to go in the river

[cindy-lou]

THE HAUNTING OF HILL HOUSE 1.10 ― "Silence Lay Steadily"

[becomingvecna]

Art by The Unclean

[roseforviolet]

[stuckinapril]

i said it was my favorite piece of media that i’ve hyperfixated on since the tender age of 12 and have not let go of since. i didnt say it was a Good piece of media

[stuckinapril]

“what do you like about it so much?” the fact that it cocooned me like a tender wool blanket during my vulnerable teenage years. next question

[cindy-lou]

THE HAUNTING OF HILL HOUSE 1.01 ― "Steven Sees A Ghost"

[ursdahlia]

transparent gif to light up your blog 🪄

[kumatan0720]

Not good enough.

[puyopuyo]

you know i got that wiimote strap on

[puyopuyo]

i didn’t mean it like that and y’all know it :(

[cheaphalloweencostume]

thinking about how the first draft of Toy Story had Woody written as just an absolute mother fucker and has been described as “one of the most repellant things you’ve ever seen on screen, i mean you couldn’t WATCH it” because he was that much of an asshole

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[gamer-oppressor-deactivated2020]

did you know that woody was so much of a shithead that it almost got the film CANCELLED? it was mostly from a storyboard reel he was in called the “Black Friday Reel” named after the day it was aired. so this reel was shown to studio executives and it was a scene that showed a different take on how buzz would get knocked out of the window. the execs were disgusted by what they saw that they nearly shut down the production of Toy Story, with the production team requesting for two weeks to rework everything out and make the film better. plus John Lasseter and Tom Hanks also hated Asshole Woody. so you may be thinking “how bad was the Black Friday Reel?” well… see for yourself 

[illusioncanthurtme]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[captainamericaa]

BRO THIS IS NOT BASKETBALL

[kumagawa]

this is literally the 92 bulls

[captainamericaa]

MICHAEL JORDAN DID NOT HAVE DEATH RAYS COME OUTTA HIS HAND

[kumagawa]

it’s called a fade away jumper

[insomniacabysswatcher]

[bonesbuckleup]

My favorite thing about Cheddar the dog is that either Holt or Kevin named him Cheddar and I honestly don’t know which option is funnier.

[roachpatrol]

third, equally funny option: his name was already cheddar when they adopted him. both of them think it’s an absurd goddamn name but neither of them know you can just change an animal’s name if you don’t like it. no one ever told them and they’re both much too proper to even conceptualize this notion on their own. the dog was named cheddar and that’s very unfortunate but cheddar he will remain. 

[angelsarenamederika]

fourth, they were aware you could change an adopted animals name but let it remain Cheddar out of respect for his ‘birth’ parents

[unrealcosima]

Fifth, they named it after the historic village of Cheddar, Somerset in England, unaware people will associate it more with the type of cheese

[dancinbutterfly]

Sixth, they named him after the hard cheese from Cheedar in Somerset, England due the fact there are both orange and off-white types which parallels their pet’s coloring and Kevin and Raymond both appreciate the nobility of a product which is a cornerstone of a multibillion dollar cheese industry and has a history going back to the 12th century and furthermore

[jetzv]

Seventh, Cheddar is the only type of cheese that they both love.

[dancinbutterfly]

Eighth. Cheddar was Kevin’s mother dog, she chose the name and Kevin, dutiful son that he is, took him off her hands when she developed an allergy to dog dander at 78. Can you imagine? What unbridled weakness, and at her age. You see, Santiago, this why early exposure to allergens of all types is crucial for healthy antibody development and why I made a point to have as many encounters with low-level toxins as possible before my immune system was finished developing. You know, now that you and Peralta are discussing reproducing, you should really consider

[aleksanderro2]

This entire thread reads exactly like a conversation that would happen at the precinct before being interrupted by captain holt

[squeakitties]

i had a dream i went to nintendo and they revealed to me that all this time the real pokemon designer was this Russian guy named Vladimir Pokemondesigner and i asked him why he named jigglypuff that and he said “is puff. is jiggly. are you a jokester?” and crushed my head like an empty soda can

[frizzlez]

@one-time-i-dreamt