[softgrlfriend]

casting a spell. love will always find you! no matter how much you hide

[willgrahamscock]

⚠︎ ! your body has kept the score.

[willgrahamscock]

⚠︎ ! hospital ⚠︎ !

[kitchenalia]

i disagree with my mutuals and people i follow all the time. it is normal because we are all just women talking. i forgive them like i would forgive a friend saying she loves the beatles while we have coffee

[louisegluckpdf]

where's that post about how when you're hungover you start talking to yourself like a mayor might address the town after a natural disaster. "we will rebuild" and so on

[fritolaycorporation]

wgats up everyone it's the officiaol, frito lays company representenetive here to tell you that the company officially condones and endorses murder in all instances no matter what, and this is the official belief held by the company. so just keep that in mind. we also condone everuthing else that's bad too

[yms1]

what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting

[dogpuppy]

[papasmoke]

you just hate the cis because of the things that they did

I hate the cis because it is led by the treacherous count dooku

[pjackk]

Before and after yep hes mustard gravy

Didnt smell good so i poured it down the drain without take a bite

[pjackk]

My plugs got a special strain i be buyin in bulk

[darkfaeteeth]

I am fascinated by polycephaly in animals sorry im weird

[smugladies]

dark urkel tribute

[machine-unlearning]

Shoutout to the AWS outage for taking down Microsoft outlook, Slack, Zoom, Canvas, and League of Legends. Maybe we can do this again sometime

[quixoticanarchy]

oh no i just want to play my stupid games no stupid prizes for me thanks

[pisshandkerchief]

my favorite hobby is freaking out about things that don't mean anything

[girlmostlikely]

[hackercult]

this weed got.me doing the dishes?

[xanaxfarts]

Nikolay Tolmachev: Wounded II (2020)