GOD WISHES HE WERE ME @666mlgnevadeanbeast - Tumblr Blog

*sample from 1930s horror movie* but doctor. if you kill evil murder death. YOU DIE *bass boosted spirit halloween drum soundboard* *rob zombie voice* GHOULS AND GOBLINS IN MY HOUSE WISH THE DEVIL WAS MY SPOUSE I WENT TO A RAVE IT WAS DOWN IN THE GRAVE BUT I GOT KICKED OUT CAUSE I MISBEHAVE THERES A FUCKING DEAD BODY IN DA KITCHEN AND HE SAID HE WOULD CUT OFF MY HEAD IF I DIDNT SHOW HIM GOOGLE IMAGES OF

*guitar riff rips your dick off*

#AND IT FUCKING SLAPS.

northirish

All mutuals who understand my grand vision shall be entombed with me within my mausoleum if I ever happen to die

rogue-god

what do you mean “fucker” isn’t a term of endearment

dragon-png

nodding my head to show that i approve of all the shitty things this character has done because i'm a bad person

c-53

Please take my white ass to anor londo

shadowysiren

*grabs you with my long gargoyle-like arms and flies off witj you*

c-53

Oh thank god hold me tight you scary motherfucker

greatergirlfriend

never forget what's really important: approval from pervert women on the internet

punkedupfae

Alright ive seen enough

Someone put a blanket over my cage.

greelin

[DAZED FROM BLOOD LOSS] hey not to kill the vibe completely but i think i am in love with you

spiribia

it doesn't matter to cats what kind of bad week you're going through, they'll come into your room and start doing repeated bulldozer attacks on you

papayajuan2019

i like to think i'm the dead horse that everyone keeps beating

cobythinks

Dead wife montage but it's all slow motion shots of your dead wife throwing grenades and doing backflips and oneshotting the enemy with their long range weapons