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egberts

it definitely doesn't feel like i've spent almost a decade on this website but here we are...

dilfslayer69

Wow..... is y'all really old?

egberts

what'd you say dearie? speak up!

scenograph

The Art Of Frozen 2 (2019)

just9gag

When you’re in the 1400’s Florence and your buddy starts coughing

moony-f

update: when you’re in Milan in 2020

kdrm

us tv: reviewed

pinkhaterade

EXCUSE ME WHILE I LAUGH FOR 100 YEARS

puncromancer

whitepeopletwitter

dolfinsatdawn

hilarioushumorfromouterspace

targuzzler-deactivated20180224

question to all you people that want to fuck cartoons. do you imagine yourself as animated too because i dont understand how that works in the slightest

targuzzler-deactivated20180224

this is the most telling response i could have possibly gotten to this

i-am-dulaman

YALL OMG i was just walking on the beach at night n couldn't see a thing when i tripped over two girls lying in the sand together and after apologising profusely this happened:

Me: im sorry i interrupted your date

Girl 1: oh this isnt a date we're just friends. But thanks for not assuming though cause we actually both gay lol

Me:

Me turning to girl 2: whats your name?

Girl 2: Heather?

Me: heather sweetie i am so sorry this dumbass is too dumb to realise shes on a date with you

Girl 1: what??? What do you mean? What does HE MEAN?? Is this a date?????

Heather: i mean yeah i kinda hoped it was

alexseanchai

tags by OP: #they kissed #and i quietly walked away #hope those two dumbasses have a nice night

ducktracy-deactivated20260315

you ever think about how gary and patrick are related by blood

ducktracy-deactivated20260315

lucarihoe

THEY’RE FIRST COUSINS?!

grifgraf

The two princes in that second generation have a son. Spongebob said gay rights.

superunfriendlyreminder

Funny how all these voting machine “glitches” always benefit republicans….

frottinq

Isn’t this literally a joke in an episode of the Simpsons

pyropansy

Hey! I’m an election worker! If you ever have an issue like this please tell the people who are working at the polls! I don’t know about other states, as ours got new machines two years ago and we have some of the newest polling machines in the country, but I’m sure that your local polling place will do something about a machine like this.

If you don’t trust the machines to allow you to vote for who you want, you ALWAYS have the right to ask for a paper ballot. If they refuse, get that shit on video and blast them on social media. Election offices HATE having people complain about them on social media. Be sure to specifically get them denying you a paper ballot. PAPER BALLOTS ARE NOT INVALID BALLOTS AND WILL BE COUNTED.

Know your rights, be nice to election workers, be sure to register to vote, and actually get out there and vote!

(Also, if you are willing and able, you should sign up to be an election worker. In the US there is a serious problem with most election workers being Republicans. Most election offices try to have a balance between Democrats, Republicans and Independent, but that’s kind of hard when Republicans are the only ones who sign up. It pays pretty well, and its wayyyy less difficult than most retail jobs. You also can learn so much.)

destiny-islanders

If there was a way to run SUPER MEGA AD BLOCKER on this website I fucking would

celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725

“Please oh please open up your computer to a porn virus! If you don’t you’re evil!”

history-student-against-antis

Freeloader Comin’ through!

moonlight-fox

We didn’t start this war internet users have with ads - We might have moaned about banner ads, but it was only when they started making noises when we might be listening to music or a podcast or whatever, causing two sound sorces at once, that we started trying to block ads universally rather than just a specific type of ad (pop ups).

And since then ads have gotten worse - Actual malware rather than merely breaking one of the fundamental sins of web design - though shalt not autoplay anything with sound. And the more aggressive a website is with ‘please turn off adblock’ the less I trust it to bother to vet ads and advertisers to make sure they’re not installing malware.

bramblepatch

Not to mention that the idea that avoiding ads is “freeloading” is hilariously backward. Advertisement is a transaction between the platform and the advertiser, the user has no obligation to provide the views/clicks the platform has promised. Using an adblocker isn’t freeloading in the same way that leaving the room to get a snack during a commercial break isn’t cheating the tv network.

pocosun

Ok y’all, I work as a web developer and I’m here to tell you that you are 100% right and that it’s shit. SO I’m going to tell you how to get around websites that block you from using their website if you’re using an adblocker.

Every website uses a language called JavaScript; long story short it’s a website language that allows developers to do the crazy shit you see on websites. Now the easiest thing to do is to disable JavaScript to stop them from knowing you have an adblocker: