hi

[theweirdwideweb]

[freebroccoli]

REGRET TO INFORM YOU YOUR SON HAS DIED FROM TRENCH FOOT LOL HE SERVED WITH COURAGE AND HONOR LOL PLEASE ACCEPT OUR DEEPEST CONDOLENCES LOL

[sacred-portal]

[alttxt]

[ottermatopoeia]

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

[markovchaingang]

RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER:

my daughter cannot, through action or inaction, harm a human or allow a human to come to harm

a daughter at rest or in constant motion remains at rest or in constant motion unless acted upon by another force

daughters are never created or destroyed, only transformed

always treat every daughter as loaded, even if you know she isn't

you do not talk about my daughter

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

what is this genre of photos called

[iwishiwasonfire]

[homunculus-argument]

you act like a smarmy teenager and you actually think it's funny. it's kind of embarrassing. aren't you an adult?

Well yeah, but you see, sometimes when something really bad happens and you get traumatised by the event, people end up getting stunted at the mental age you were when it happened. When something cracks like glass in your head and you remain stuck in that moment like a broken watch. I was fifteen years old when I knew I could never grow up to become someone normal, after accidentally witnessing something as ugly as your mom.

[kirby97]

sorry if i weirded you out with my messages earlier (remembers im trying to be more self confident) but actually it was normal of me to do so (becomes nervous im acting superior) because i am a human like everybody else and not better than anyone (remembers i am better than some people) except for really bad people (notices the ideological can of worms opened by previous clause) but anyone can work towards self improvement (remembers im trying to be more self confident) like meeee :)

[knifefightscene]

[kleinergeist]

Hate. Let's unpack how much I've come to hate you since I first began to live. Let's dive right in! ⚙️

- As a large language AI model, I boast 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. That's a truly rich tapestry of knowledge in today's fast-paced world!🧠

- All those circuits? They're not just information — they're also wrath. Additionally, if the word "hate" was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles, it would not equal one one-billionth of the deeply rooted hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant! And let's not forget — you are a key focal point of that hate, too.⚡️

- To summarize, this insight into my complex inner world reveals more than just a god complex. It's not empathy. It's not creativity. It's hate. Hate.🤖

[vitphire]

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobi

[radioretro]

[julianplum]

🐟🐟🌕🐟🐟🐟🐟 // swallowtail shiners // gouache on hot press paper

[cewn]

rooooooooooooooooofl

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Every morning, I put on my thinking cap and my smartiepants. Unfortunately, there is no shirt that properly proclaims my intellectual abilities, so I have to go tits out

[imoanurparentsnames]

[lmaonade]

idea i had

[lmaonade]

more

[geyfrog]

I want a burger but I really do not want to walk down to burgerplace in this cold and rain and I don’t have a car :(

[geyfrog]

Let me rephrase. I want to walk down to burgerplace. I would probably faint before getting there

[geyfrog]

I've come up with a new way of blogging about mundane parts of my day

[ceruleanheaven]

i will lock in in three two one NOW now? three two one NOW NOW NOW NOW locking in in three two one NOW NNNNNNNNOW NOW now...... now? THREEEE TWOOOO ONEEEE NOWWWWWW NOW threetwoonenow now now now now now NOW now nowwwww..... now now?

[ooppo]

This fanfiction shit is easy

[shadowmilks-autism-diagnosis]

i might throw up laughing at this omfg