75th Oracle

| 24 | EMT | Democratic-Socialist | Environmentalist | Progressive Catholic | Drag Queen | Proponent for change, socialized medicine in the USA, progressive reform in the Catholic Church, and equality for all humans.

[childhoodgrave]

[softwaring]

[drmajalis]

Too good to stay on twitter

[glumshoe]

Gandalf: “Oh, that? That’s my friend Gwaihir, the Lord of the Eagles.” Gandalf: “And this is my friend Shadowfax, Lord of All Horses.” Gandalf: “And here’s my buddy GIlbert, Lord of Nematodes.” 

[glumshoe]

Gandalf: “Now that is Sauron, the Lord of the Rings. He is not my friend.”

[sananaryon]

Gandalf:This is my friend Pippin.

Beregond: Is he the Lord of the Hobbits?

Gandalf: No.

[glumshoe]

Gandalf: “But he is Thain of the Shire, so actually… in a way, he sort of is Lord of the Hobbits…”

[glumshoe]

[Gandalf, welcoming you into his house] “Do you want to see my lord collection?”

[evilkitten3]

do you want to see my lorde collection?

[hashtagloveloses]

every time i remember there are straight people who watch star wars and don’t immediately see that luke skywalker is gay i lose my mind. there are people who have gone their whole lives thinking chanel boots is straight. with their whole chest. i can’t even conceive of it

[hashtagloveloses]

lotta people in the replies arguing he’s ace. friends, you can be ace and gay at the same time.

[jurisffiction]

just remembered i wasnt on tumblr when i made this for a powerpoint party

[stringsofconcrete]

[heauxset---tastoned-deactivated]

me at the office when my second cup of coffee finally kicks in 

[moonlightrider]

Me at work when 7 customers come in randomly when it’s been dead all day.

[gingersofficial]

Me after getting spit roasted by a married couple and my asshole tears and I spend the next 2 months in another dimension high on OxyContin while I waddle to class and tell my mom that I tore my ass from taking a fat shit and not being served as a deep dick pizza to two random gays I met online.

[typicallysean-deactivated202207]

[that-twink-over-there]

[stormesandshowers]

[jamesjoeboyleeeee-deactivated20]

This is it. This is the funniest post on tumblr

[liberalsarecool]

#MedicareForAll

[whitepeopletwitter]

[75thoracle]

WE DON'T WANT YOU IN THE REVOLUTION! YOU'RE A PART OF THE PROBLEM, NOT THE SOLUTION!

[politijohn]

[politijohn]

[cop-disliker69]

Morally it wouldn’t be wrong to kill pharmaceutical company executives

[ink-phoenix]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[popepauljohn]

[fuckyeahasexual]

Hello you need to see this drag performer talking about quantum physics, queer existence, and non-binary identities.

[enbees-and-aros]

[Video Description: A drag queen — who is credited as Amrou Al-Kadhi / Glamrou, a drag performer, writer, and filmmaker — stands in front of a microphone and explains,

“Quantum physics is this incredible sect of of physics, which basically…

With like, Newtonian physics — I think of it as heteronormative physics — where its basically ‘What are the fixed universal principles that govern the world? If I do A, will B happen? What are the formulas that’ll tell us anywhere in the universe, “What will happen if I input this?”’

Quantum physics is equally a “real” sect of physics that basically looks at subatomic particles — so the very smallest things in our universe, not the macro things — and they contradict basically everything that Newtonian physics shows us. So, the most famous experiment is the Double Slit Experiment, where you fire an electron and it should go through the left or right hole. And then every now and then, it goes through both at the same time. And we don’t really know why. And sometimes, the same subatomic particle is in different locations at the same times.

And quantum physics shows that actually reality itself is basically a majority approximation of what’s happening sub-atomically. So when people spew the biological essentialism argument on me. Like, particles themselves are non-binary, and do things that contradict each other all the time, we just can’t see them all the time. And that gives me a lot of comfort, that if subatomic particles defy constructs all the time, why should we believe in fixed constructs of gender, or any kind of reality?” END DESCRIPTION]

[naamahdarling]

“Newtonian physics is heteronormative” is not the take I expected to see on my dash today, but it is 100% inspirational.

[inky-dumbass]

i needed this

[sirenradio]

If you can't understand how fundamentally broken a system is when the death of 1 woman has minorities, women, and lgbt folks terrified you're likely part of the problem and are choosing to remain blind, or you just don't care. The United States democracy as we know it may have very well just been lost for the next 30+ plus years. That's an entire generation that is now staring down a very bleak future. Vote. Vote like your life depends on, because it very much does now.

[sirenradio]

If you can't understand how fundamentally broken a system is when the death of 1 woman has minorities, women, and lgbt folks terrified you're likely part of the problem and are choosing to remain blind, or you just don't care. The United States democracy as we know it may have very well just been lost for the next 30+ plus years. That's an entire generation that is now staring down a very bleak future. Vote. Vote like your life depends on, because it very much does now.

[mangopapi-deactivated20210928]

Remember on 9/11 when Donald Trump was asked about the situation he bragged about the amazing phonecall he had and that he now had the tallest building in Manhattan this is the person some people want as president

[helloohart]

Caravaggio living paintings by Ludovica Rambelli Theater

[johnthestitcher]

This never ceases to amaze me, no matter how many times I’ve seen it.