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Chrollo as a Boyfriend 20 Headcanons :
Hiii here are some headcanons of Chrollo as a boyfriend, felt motivated by @zzzcupidx (please support their work! They are the best!!!) and cuz I love him so I wanted some more so I created some of my own. My bad if there's some errors! Some evidence may be repetitive!
These headcanons assume a dynamic in which you love him, he is fascinated by you, but his emotional core remains fundamentally hollow. Their relationship is a tragedy dressed in the language of romance. Basically I think of Chrollo as someone who has a hard time expressing himself and his emotions, but still tries to at least be present since he does care and cares deeply like how he cares about his troupe. He just doesn't clearly show it with words.
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1. He Watches You More Than He Touches You
Chrollo is not physically affectionate in the traditional sense. He doesn't reach for your hand, doesn't pull you close unprompted. Instead, he observes. He watches you read, watches you sleep, watches the way your fingers move when you are nervous. To you, this feels like being studied rather than loved. You tell yourself it's his way of caring. You are not entirely wrong—he is fascinated by you—but fascination is not intimacy.
Situation: They're in a quiet room. You are reading. He's across the room, book in hand, but his eyes are on you. You catch him and smile. He doesn't smile back, but he doesn't look away either. You ask what he's thinking. He says, "I'm trying to understand why you're still here." You think he means “with me”. He means in this world.
Evidence: Chrollo is described as "an observer of human nature", with a "deep curiosity about people's motives, skills, and convictions". He is calm, collected, and often appears "detached or even emotionless", preferring to analyze rather than engage emotionally. His fight against Silva and Zeno demonstrates this. He remains calm and analytical, even when facing two of the world's strongest assassins.
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2. He Gives Gifts That Are Unsettlingly Thoughtful
He doesn't buy you flowers. He buys you a first edition of a book you mentioned once in passing, years ago. He has it delivered with no note, because he knows you will understand. His gifts are always correct—they show he was listening, that he filed away every word you ever said. But there's something clinical about it, like he's checking a box. I know you. See how I know you. Stay.
Situation: You find the book on your pillow. You haven't mentioned it since y'all's first conversation. You hold it and feel seen. You don't realize that being known by someone who cannot love you is its own kind of violation.
Evidence: We know that Chrollo is "an avid collector of antique books" and has "an affinity for antique books". His ability, Skill Hunter, literally allows him to "steal the Nen abilities of other people to use them as his own"-he collects and catalogs the very essence of others. He also collects rare items. This pattern of collecting shows he values objects and abilities as extensions of people, which could easily translate to unsettlingly thoughtful gifts.
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3. He Has No Jealousy—Only Possessiveness
He never gets angry if another man flirts with you. He doesn't feel threatened because he doesn't believe anyone could truly take you from him—not because he trusts you, but because he views you as his. Your loyalty is a given. If someone pushes too far, he won't yell. He'll simply ensure that person never crosses him again. Permanently. And he'll do it while reading a book, without looking up.
Situation: A merchant at a bar makes a crude comment about you. You brush it off. Later, you heard the merchant was found dead—no witnesses, no evidence, just a man who ceased to exist. You ask Chrollo about it. He doesn't lie. He simply says, "He was rude. I didn't like it." You should feel horrified. Instead, she feels chosen. This is how he traps you.
Evidence: Chrollo prioritizes the Troupe's "collective survival above his own well-being" and views the leader as "expendable for the group's continuity". However, when Uvogin dies, he orchestrates a massacre of Mafia members as a "requiem for Uvogin's death" and even cries upon reading the prophecy of Uvogin's death. This shows he values his "possessions" (his Troupe members) deeply, but his reaction is possessive and vengeful rather than emotionally vulnerable—he mourns by destroying.
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4. He Speaks in Questions, Not Declarations
Chrollo rarely says "I love you." He says things like, "Why do you look at me that way?" or "What do you see when you look at me?" or "Do you think I could ever be the person you want?" He makes you do the emotional work of defining their relationship. He never commits to a definition, because commitment would require revealing himself. And he cannot.
Situation: ya'll are lying in bed. You tell him you love him. He is silent for a long moment. Then he asks, "What does that mean, to you?" You explain. He listens. He says, "I see." He does not say it back. You tell yourself he shows love differently. And you are right. He doesn't show love at all.
Evidence: When Gon asks Chrollo, "How can you kill people who have nothing to do with you?", Chrollo's response is not a declaration but a philosophical reflection. He is described as "genuinely philosophical — capable of appreciating art even as he steals it". He doesn't give simple answers; he engages in intellectual discussion. His conversation with Neon Nostrade about souls and Nen abilities also shows he prefers to explore ideas through dialogue rather than making definitive statements.
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5. He Is Protective, Not Nurturing
He will kill anyone who threatens you. He will burn a city to the ground if you are taken. But he will not hold you when you cry. He doesn't understand comfort. He understands elimination of threats. To him, protection is enough. To you, it feels like he's guarding a possession rather than caring for a person.
Situation: you had a nightmare. You wake up shaking. He's already awake, watching you. You reached for him. He takes your hand but doesn't pull you close. He asks, "What happened?" You tell him. He says, "You're safe now." But he says it like a fact, not like a comfort. You still feel cold.
Evidence: Chrollo's leadership is defined by protection through elimination. He "prioritizes his team's collective survival above his own well-being" and is "unafraid of death". He doesn't offer comfort—he removes threats. His massacre of the Mafia as a requiem for Uvogin is the ultimate example: he protects by destroying, not by nurturing.
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6. He Shares His Books, Not His Heart
The most intimate thing he does is give you books he's read. He sometimes reads to you—his voice calm, detached, beautiful. These are the moments you cling to. He will discuss philosophy, history, and the nature of humanity for hours. But if you try to turn the conversation to him, his past, his feelings, he deflects. His books are the mask he shows you. And you mistake the mask for vulnerability.
Situation: He reads to you from a poem about loss. Your eyes well up. He pauses and asks, "Does this move you?" You nod. He studies your tears with genuine interest. "I've never understood that," he says. "The way words can make you feel something real." He turns the page and continues reading. You realize he was not sharing his heart. He was observing yours.
Evidence: Chrollo is "well-read". He is an "avid collector of antique books and often spends his downtime reading in abandoned buildings". His entire identity is wrapped up in books and knowledge. Sharing his books would be his version of intimacy, but it's a mask—he can share ideas and philosophy while keeping his true self hidden.
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7. He Forgets His Own Limits
Sometimes, when he's lost in thought, he forgets to eat. He forgets to sleep. He becomes so absorbed in his plans, his books, his endless strategizing that his body becomes irrelevant. You learn to bring him food, to pull him away from his desk. He accepts this without thanks, as if it's simply the natural order of things. You are not a lover; you are a caretaker. He doesn't realize he's draining you.
Situation: He's been reading for eighteen hours straight. You pull the book from his hands. He looks up, confused. "When did you last eat?" You asked. He thinks about it. "Yesterday," he says, uncertainly. You feed him. He eats mechanically. He asks, "Why do you do this?" You say, "Because I love you." He looks at you like you are a puzzle he can't solve.
Evidence: Chrollo is so absorbed in his goals that he neglects himself. He spent an entire year "being sealed off from his own Nen"—essentially powerless—yet continued to function as the Troupe's leader. He is described as "lost within himself and his own hypocrisies and contradictions, lost in the depths of his own mind". This suggests a man so consumed by his internal world that his physical needs become secondary.
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8. He Lets You See the Boy—Once
There is a moment, rare and precious, when the mask slips. Maybe he's sick. Maybe he's injured. Maybe he's just exhausted beyond his ability to perform. In that moment, you see the child from Meteor City—the boy with empty eyes who lost everything. He is vulnerable. He is afraid. He reaches for you not as the king of thieves, but as a lost child.
Situation: He falls ill after a mission. Nothing serious—just a fever. But his defenses are down. He asks you to stay. He says, "Don't go." You hold him. For a few hours, he is not Chrollo Lucilfer. He is just a boy who doesn't want to be alone. You believe this is the real him. You believe if you stay long enough, he'll always be this. You are wrong. The next day, the mask is back. He doesn't mention it. He acts like it never happened. You carry the memory like a secret.
Evidence: Once again we know Chrollo's backstory reveals he was once "a bright, caring child in Meteor City". The Phantom Troupe was formed after "the tragic murder of his friend Sarasa during his childhood". In rare moments, this buried self surfaces—most notably when he cries upon reading Neon's prophecy of Uvogin's death. This shows he is capable of genuine emotion, but only when triggered by profound loss.
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9. He Will Leave Without Warning
Chrollo does not say goodbye. He cannot say goodbye because goodbye would require acknowledging that he might not return, and he does not care about his own survival enough to mark its absence. One day, you will wake up and he will be gone. No note. No explanation. Just the echo of his presence in the room. He will return eventually—weeks, months, maybe years—and act as though no time has passed.
Situation: You wake up. The bed is cold. His side of the room is empty. His book is still on the table, but his coat is gone. You wait. You tell yourself he'll come back. You tell yourself he always comes back. But the silence stretches. You start talking to his books. You start sleeping on his side of the bed. When he finally returns, you don't yell. You just ask, "Where were you?" He says, "I had things to do." And he means it—he genuinely cannot understand why you are upset.
Evidence: Chrollo is described as "calm", "detached", and "unflinching and unshakable". He operates on his own timeline and for his own purposes. When Kurapika captures him, he accepts his fate with eerie calm. He doesn't explain himself or offer goodbyes—he simply acts. His mysterious and unknowable persona is maintained precisely because he doesn't offer closure.
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10. He Will Never Say He Loves You—But He'll Say Something Worse
He will never tell you he loves you. Not because he's cruel, but because he genuinely does not feel love the way you do. What he feels is closer to reliance. You are useful. You are fascinating. You are a mirror in which he can see a shadow of humanity. But it is not love. The closest he will ever come is a line that sounds like affection to your ears, but is really a confession of his emptiness:
"You're the only thing that makes me feel like a person." You heard it as a declaration. He means it as a curse.
Evidence: Chrollo is described as "cold-blooded, ruthless and capable of extreme cruelty, including mass murder and torture". He treats human life as "an abstract concept rather than something sacred". His motivations are rooted in vengeance and the protection of Meteor City, not personal connection. He can mourn and protect (his Troupe), but "love" in the romantic, vulnerable sense is fundamentally incompatible with his character.
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Chrollo's Unserious Side Headcanons :
These headcanons show Chrollo in moments where his mask slips—not into vulnerability, but into something unexpectedly human. He's still himself: detached, analytical, and a little unsettling. But sometimes, that detachment manifests as dry humor, bizarre hobbies, or moments of genuine bemusement that catch everyone off guard.
1. He Has Absolutely Zero Sense of Self-Preservation in Mundane Situations
Chrollo will walk into traffic while reading. He'll stand in the middle of a battlefield without flinching, but he also won't notice a falling crate, a speeding cart, or a low-hanging beam. He exists in a state of such complete detachment that his body is simply... trailing behind his mind. You have to physically grab him by the collar and yank him out of danger at least once a week.
Situation: They're walking through a busy market. Chrollo is reading. A cart full of barrels is careening toward him. You scream. He doesn't look up. You tackled him out of the way. He lands on the ground, book still open, and says, "You could have just told me." You are breathless. He's genuinely confused about why you are upset. He didn't even notice the cart.
Evidence: Chrollo "reads poetry while his crew massacres thousands" and "calmly sits reading his book while his Troupe tears through hundreds of armed Mafia soldiers". He is so absorbed in his reading that he becomes oblivious to his surroundings. His "detached" and "emotionless" demeanor extends to everyday life—he simply doesn't register mundane dangers.
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2. He Collects the Strangest Things
Chrollo doesn't just steal treasure. He steals oddities. A jar of preserved eyeballs. A single shoe from a famous historical figure. A lock of hair from a long-dead king. A rock that "looked interesting." He displays these items in his quarters like a museum curated by a very confused child. He doesn't see them as strange; he sees them as significant. You have stopped trying to understand his logic.
Situation: you walk into his room and find him carefully arranging a collection of spoons. Not silver spoons—just spoons. Different shapes, different materials. He looks up and says, "This one is from the palace of a man who was poisoned by his brother. The brother used a spoon exactly like this." He holds it up. "I find it poetic." You don't know how to respond. You just nod.
Evidence: Chrollo is "an avid collector of antique books" . He collects rare items.His Skill Hunter ability allows him to "steal the Nen abilities of other people"—he literally collects the abilities of others. His obsession with collecting isn't just about objects; it's about "appropriating identities, histories, and purposes".
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3. He Has Bizarre, Pedantic Opinions About Completely Irrelevant Things
Chrollo will argue, with complete seriousness, about the correct way to fold a napkin. He has strong opinions about tea temperature, book organization systems, and the proper angle for lighting a candle. He doesn't care about these things; he cares about correctness. And he will debate them at length, not because he's passionate, but because he finds intellectual disagreement entertaining.
Situation: You make him tea. He takes one sip and sets it down. "The water was too hot," he says. "It scalded the leaves. You can taste the bitterness." You roll your eyes. He continues, "If you wait until the water is just below boiling, the flavor opens differently. I could show you." This is the longest conversation he's initiated all week. And you want to kill him. You also love him. Both feelings are equally valid.
Evidence: Chrollo is "genuinely philosophical" and "well-read". He recites poetry during a tense standoff—prioritizing intellectual expression over the immediate threat. He is described as "capable of appreciating art even as he steals it". This suggests a man who has strong, pedantic opinions about culture, art, and philosophy, even in the middle of chaos
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4. He Is Genuinely Terrified of Insects
The man who has killed without flinching, who has faced death with a calm smile, loses all composure when a spider crawls near him. Not because he's weak—because insects are unpredictable. They don't follow logic. They don't respond to reason. He cannot analyze them, and this deeply unsettles him.
Situation: A cricket lands on his book. He freezes. His entire body goes rigid. "Y/N," he says, voice completely flat. "There is something on my book." You look up. "It's a cricket." "I know what it is. Remove it." "You can remove it." "I cannot." You sigh, reach over, and flick the cricket away. He exhales. "Thank you." He goes back to reading. Neither of you will ever speak of this again.
Evidence: While there is no direct canon evidence of Chrollo being afraid of insects, the Phantom Troupe's symbol is a spider. Chrollo, as the "head" of the spider, might have a complex relationship with the creature. This headcanon leans into dramatic irony—the leader of the "spider" being unsettled by actual spiders and insects. It's a fun, plausible extrapolation from his character's symbolism.
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5. He Is an Incredibly Bad Cook, and He Doesn't Understand Why
Chrollo still plans a heist that spans three continents. He can anticipate the actions of a hundred enemies. But he cannot boil water without burning it. Although I believe he can do whatever his mind proposes and do the basics I think he approaches cooking like a science experiment, following recipes with exact precision, and the food still turns out inedible. He is genuinely confused by this. He has asked you to explain it. You cannot.
Situation: He decides to make dinner. It's a disaster. The rice is glue. The meat is charred. The vegetables are somehow both raw and overcooked. He presents it with a perfectly straight face. "I followed the instructions," he says. You take a bite. You chew. You swallow. "It's, um, it's very... interesting." He watches you, waiting for your verdict. "What did I do wrong?" he asks, genuinely curious. You don't have the heart to tell him “everything.”
Evidence: His childhood in Meteor City could show this growing up in extreme poverty with scarce resources, he likely never had the opportunity to learn proper cooking. Combined with his adult tendency to outsource anything "ordinary" to others, it's entirely plausible that his cooking attempts would be disasters he genuinely cannot explain.
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6. He Has a Complete Blind Spot for Subtle Flirting
Chrollo can read people's intentions like a book. He can predict betrayal, deduce motives, and see through lies with terrifying accuracy. But when someone flirts with him, he is oblivious. He interprets romantic gestures as strategic offers, compliments as observations, and physical advances as threats. You once tried to seduce him by wearing something very revealing. He asked if you were cold and offered you a blanket.
Situation: A beautiful woman at a party approaches him. She touches his arm. She smiles. She leans close. "You're very handsome," she says. Chrollo looks at her with complete neutrality. "Thank you," he says. "Your blood pressure seems elevated. Are you ill?" The woman walks away. You watch from across the room and want to die of secondhand embarrassment. He turns to you and says, "She was strange. I think she wanted something." You pat his hand. "Yes. She did."
Evidence: Chrollo treats human life as "an abstract concept" and is described as "detached or even emotionless". He displays "a deep curiosity about people's motives" but this curiosity is analytical, not romantic. He is "cold-blooded" and his "often detached reaction to events" suggests he would completely miss subtle emotional cues like flirting. He approaches Neon not out of attraction but because he wants her ability
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7. He Sometimes Forgets He's Supposed to Be Scary
There are moments when Chrollo accidentally breaks character. He'll make a joke—dry, unexpected, utterly bizarre—and everyone will stare at him like he's grown a second head. He doesn't understand why they're shocked. He wasn't trying to be funny. He was simply stating a truth that he found amusing. The Troupe has learned that his humor is not a performance; it's just his brain malfunctioning into human warmth.
Situation: They're in the middle of a tense negotiation. The opposing party is sweating, terrified. Chrollo listens to their demands with a neutral expression. Then he says, "This is a very well-organized pitch. You must have spent hours on it. I appreciate the effort. But I should mention that I have a book I'd rather be reading, so if we could speed this up, that would be ideal." He says it like it's a completely normal thing to say. The negotiators are confused. Shalnark is trying not to laugh. You want to kiss him and strangle him in equal measure.
Evidence: Chrollo is "calm, intelligent and charismatic" and "soft-spoken and polite" despite being "ruthless". This contradiction—politeness paired with brutality—means he often doesn't act scary. He "came across as intelligent and charismatic", not overtly threatening. His calm demeanor in the face of violence is unsettling precisely because he doesn't seem to realize how terrifying he should be.
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8. He Is Incredibly Petty in Ways That Don't Matter
Chrollo cannot let a minor disagreement go. He will, with absolute seriousness, argue about the correct pronunciation of a word, the proper way to fold a map, or whether a certain historical figure was right-handed or left-handed. He doesn't care about the outcome. He cares about winning. He will bring up these arguments again, weeks later, just to prove he was right.
Situation: You say, "I think it's pronounced 'Zol-dyck' not 'Zol-dick'." He looks at her. "You're incorrect." "I'm not." "You are. The original language uses a soft 'y'." "That's not—" "I have a book that confirms it." He walks away. Two days later, you find the book on your pillow, open to the relevant page, with a note that just says, "I was right." You scream into a pillow. You love him. You hate him.
Evidence: Chrollo "prioritizes his team's collective survival above his own well-being" and is a "very capable strategist". Such a meticulous mind would absolutely obsess over trivial details—the same strategic thinking that plans heists would apply to minor disagreements. His philosophical nature means he would argue about anything, no matter how small, simply because he enjoys the intellectual exercise
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9. He Has a Weird Soft Spot for Small, Useless Animals
He doesn't care about people. But a stray cat? A wounded bird? A lost puppy? He will pause. He will observe. And sometimes, silently, he will help. Not because he's kind—because he finds them uncomplicated. They don't betray. They don't scheme. They just exist. This is the closest he comes to genuine tenderness, and it's directed at creatures that don't understand what he is.
Situation: Ya'll are walking through a village. A scrawny, mangy dog limps toward ya'll. You expect him to ignore it. Instead, he crouches. The dog whines. He looks at its injured paw, then back at you. "It's hurt," he says. "I'll make a splint. Can you find something to tie it with?" He doesn't smile. He doesn't coo. He just... helps. Then he stands up, dusts off his hands, and says, "We should go. The dog will be fine." You watched him walk away. This is the most human you've ever seen.
Evidence: Chrollo's backstory shows he was once "a bright, caring child". The Phantom Troupe was formed after "the tragic murder of Sarasa"—a loss that fundamentally broke him. This suggests the "caring" part of him still exists but is buried. Small, uncomplicated creatures wouldn't trigger his defenses the way humans do. This headcanon is a plausible extension of his hidden, buried humanity.
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10. He Occasionally Gets Lost in His Own Thoughts in Public and Does Something Embarrassing
He will walk into a pole while reading. He'll try to open a door that says "pull" by pushing. He'll absentmindedly start speaking aloud about a philosophical concept while standing in line for food. He doesn't notice he's doing it. The Troupe finds this hilarious. You find it endearing and mortifying.
Situation: They're in a crowded market. Chrollo is reading a book while walking. He stops, turns to you, and says, "I've just realized that the concept of 'ownership' is fundamentally flawed when applied to objects of cultural significance. If I steal a gem from a museum, am I truly stealing it, or am I returning it to a state of nature—free from the constraints of human governance?" He's speaking at full volume. Everyone around them is staring. You grab his arm and yank him into an alley. "Chrollo," you hissed. "You're going to get us arrested." He looks at you, genuinely confused. "But it's an important philosophical question." "Ask it in your head." He pauses. Then: "That's less satisfying." You drag him away before he can say anything else.
Evidence: Chrollo is described as "lost within himself and his own hypocrisies and contradictions, lost in the depths of his own mind". He is so absorbed in his internal world that he "reads poetry while his crew massacres thousands"—completely oblivious to the chaos around him. This level of absorption would absolutely lead to embarrassing public moments where he's simply not present in the world around him.
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hihi! if it’s no trouble would you be willing to write phinks and Chrollo dating headcanons?
۶ৎ Chrollo Dating Headcanons ꕤ*.゚
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In Public
- He’s just like below casual PDA, holding hands is fine but I feel like kissing would be thin ice
- Probably wouldn’t show PDA in a crowded room mostly because he’s worried someone might sneak up on him and you (but mostly you)
- Doesn’t check nor use social media too often, he only uses his phone to call
- (Personal headcanon of mine is that he switch phones every so often so whenever he calls you, you have to try and find out if the person you’re calling is another scammer/spammer or not)
- Dates with him in public are mostly library or cafe dates
- If you’re up for fancy he could also do a restaurant (but he’ll probably be into more casual dates)
- During library dates, you guys would pick out book you both like and read it in silent together
- Sometimes you guys would glance at each other and switch books to see what the others are reading
- He would probably share scenes he likes from his mangas or books and you’ll do the same
- Other times (for fun, not as an attack on you) he’ll probably question you about his books to see if you’re listening
- He would pay for the gifts he gives you (he’s not broke)
- For matching outfits, those are strictly at home. He is not going out wearing matching outfits with you for the sake of your safety
- But you’ll guys have matching bookmarks, so whenever he’s reading a manga your customized bookmark is just there
- A little cute addition is that the bookmark can be open up and in it there will be a cute little message. So whenever he’s reading, he’ll see the message and think of you
- (If you guys are REALLY into the relationship then that bookmark is like a motivational message for him)
— if u guys want a visual for the bookmark lmk
In private
- Pulls up to your house with random gifts sometimes
- He does go to your house when he’s tired too
- Your house is mostly clean with him around (it doesn’t matter if you’re a messy person or not)
- Even when he crash on the couch out of exhaustion and flings his coat/clothes on the floor, he’ll definitely clean it up later
- He’s willing to clean up for you when he’s there
- At first you bought an empty bookshelf’s for him and you, thinking it wouldn’t fill up that much since Chrollo is busy most of the time
- After months and months the bookshelf slowly starts piling up with books that you both like
- Whenever you do something at home like cleaning, cooking, drawing, or any other hobbies, Chrollo use those sounds as background noise for him as he reads
- Chrollo will cuddle with you at night if you want it, he’ll be gone in the morning though
- If he’s not gone in the morning, he’ll be gone at night and you probably won’t see him again until a few weeks or months later, who knows
- He can cook at home, unless he’s too exhausted then he lives off of your homemade meals (or frozen meals if you can’t cook)
- I wouldn’t say Chrollo is a master chef, he just cooks the basic like eggs and rice with soy sauce
- Chrollo can definitely cook more food if he tried but his occupation limits him to a few quick meals at times
- Is very loving to you in your own home, he also don’t mind stay at home dates and would probably be comfortable with it
General Relationship
- Now when I say loving it’s a very different kind, I would even go to say he mask himself to look like the perfect lover for you sometimes, even when he doesn’t realize it
- This isn’t a way to say that he’s incapable of loving you, it’s just hard for him to show who he is or how he actually loves. So instead of the possibility hurting your feelings on accident, he mask himself to not hurt you (it’s not on purpose too)
- If he cares about the troupe a lot, him caring for you also says a lot
- But that doesn’t mean he won’t be the same as he is with the troupe
- He’ll definitely try to act nonchalant when something is clearly wrong, and it feels like you can’t talk to him because sometimes he’ll dismiss it
- At some point you’ll guys will get into an argument (well it’s mostly you that would probably argue)
- Chrollo will try to reason with you but if it doesn’t stop then he’ll probably leave for you to cool down to talk
- Just like everyone else, the troupe is top priority, not you (as unfortunate as it is)
- If you show even signs of being a threat to the troupe he will immediately be weary of you (but also it’s not like you can do anything unless you have nen or is extremely strong)
- He’s also hesitant at first, maybe trying to persuade you out of it
- But if you keep on saying that the troupe is terrible and he knows that you’re going to plan on doing something to them, he WILL get rid of you
- He will be upset about it though
- Chrollo is very perceptive of your feelings, he will try to help your needs most of the time (often forgetting his needs/wants in the process)
- Even if it’s something you said from several months ago, he’ll still remember and get you it the moment the stuff that you want comes out
What if you are in the phantom troupe?
- You guys would bump into each other while revisiting your favorite spots
- If chrollo has free time, he’ll spend that time with you having dates or doing whatever
- During meetings, you guys stand far apart just because it’s respectful (+ he’s your boss)
- After the meeting, and you guys are still there just waiting for the plan to be put into action, you can stand more closely towards him (though others may notice and sometimes poke fun at you)
- Whatever your power is, you still have a role in the troupe so you aren’t really with Chrollo 24/7 but whenever he needs to go with someone, he does pick you (often but not all the time)
- Unless you’re physically weak and is a support type of person, then you’ll probably be with the other strong troupe members or directly behind them/him during battles
- After the successful heist you all have fun! You guys don’t really get your private moment until every single troupe members leave
What if you aren’t in the phantom troupe?
- The first thing you would know about him is that he is in a phantom troupe
- If you don’t like it, well it’s safe to say that either you’re gone for good, or he knows you can’t really do anything about it and won’t do anything about it so he leaves you be
- If you stay with him then most of the relationship you guys had stay the same
- Except this time he’ll probably be more cautious about what he says and hides more of his true feelings
- At some point he will tell you about his past but he doesn’t expect you to empathize with how he felt or what he went through
- Basically just be kind and patient with him, I think that’s what he needs most right now
Hello, thank you for this request! I hope it was what you wanted and if it weren’t I’m very sorry and you can update me if you still want the phinks one! For the Phinks headcanon, I’ll ping you when I make it since I also have another fic I am working on! Thank you for your patient my lovebirds! 💗
˚₊‧꒰ა Shalnark Dating Headcanons ໒꒱ ‧₊˚
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In Public
- He’s alright with PDA as long as it’s not too much
- (Might think those couples who call each other princess and baby to each other corny and funny)
- Won’t publicly post you on media for your safety and probably for his too
- Would go shopping with you for fun (also steal some stuff for you there)
- Arcade dates are mostly fun with him around
- As much as you might want him to pay, he’ll probably steal stuff behind your back and tell you that he paid for it
- He would wear matching accessories with you as long as it’s not too flashy
- Clothes are out of the options most of the time because he needs to be on alert
- Unless it’s for dates, he wouldn’t mind wearing something comfortable that matches with you
In Private
- Let’s say you share a house with him (he’s not there long term and crash in when he wants to), there will be clothes at least around the house. I wouldn’t say Shalnark is a messy person but he’s not a clean person either.
- Cuddling with him is 50/50. Would only do night cuddles if you want since he probably would be busy in the morning doing something (yet nothing at the same time)
- Wouldn’t say no to morning cuddles if he doesn’t have anything to do
- Cuddles also depends on his mood
- Most of the time he’ll be gone by morning
- You guys would probably be eating fast food more than homemade
- This doesn’t mean he don’t like homemade meals, he won’t complain if he makes homemade meals with you (it’s just more convenient to eat pre packaged food)
- Talking about pre packaged food, there might be more pre packaged food in ur house after he moved in
- Likes stay at home dates where you both either watch movies, play games, or do nothing but hang out
General Relationships
- Can’t imagine him not being cheery around you but he’s more likely to be comfortable not having a happy face all the time around you in private
- Texts you sometimes just to check up on you or chat when he’s not doing anything
- When you guys get into an actual argument, Shalnark would try to defuse the situation when he realizes it’s getting out of hand
- Lowkey not gonna sugarcoat it, Shalnark will comfort you or apologize just to get the situation over with
- This isn’t normally out of genuine feelings for you, it’s for yours and his benefits
- Not going to prioritize you over the phantom troupe
- Boundaries is normal and Shalnark is fine with it, however he will break it if he has to (it only happens when you are in danger, when you are a danger to the phantom troupe, or if someone is targeting him)
- Keeps tabs on you out of necessity (but mostly because of curiosity of what you’re doing)
- If something happens, he isn’t the type to tell you about it, to not worry you.
- Shalnark will try to silently convince you to do something for him (mostly for the benefits of the troupe)
- Can’t lie, he’s gonna be subtly manipulative not out of bad will
What if you are in the Phantom troupe?
- He would be more willing to go on missions with you if chrollo pairs you both up together
- If there isn’t going to be a meeting for another year, you guys might find each other while going on your own heist
- Isn’t protective unless he realizes you are in danger
- He respects your ability to fend for yourself and knows you are capable enough to
- (This is if you aren’t capable of defending yourself from a strong enemy)
- He’s more willing to protect you but it’s unlikely that you’ll be paired up alone
- If you both are infiltrating a place, someone might go along with you but it shouldn’t be just both of you guys alone (during a team heist)
- Good news though, you’ll more likely be paired up since you both are like the back supporters
- Since you’re in the troupe he’s more comfortable around you, often conversing in everyday conversations more (not like he doesn’t already do that)
What if you aren’t in the phantom troupe?
- Shalnark isn’t the type to stay with someone that barely knows what his real self is like so you should know about the phantom troupe
- You’ll have to move around often though
- Shalnark would be a bit more strict with security as it threatens yours and his safety
- This will naturally lead to him being more guarded around you than you want to
- (Also leads him to be a bit more fake for the sake of your being)
That’s all though! Let me know if you guys want more! I’m also making an x reader (not rlly x reader but it got reader in it) story if you guys ever wanna read it. I know I’m basically talking to an invisible audience rn but I hope to post a basic maybe summary about it! ꉂ(˵˃ ᗜ ˂˵)
Can I please have some Nobunaga dating head cannons? You don’t have to accept if you don’t want too.
⋆˚࿔ Nobunaga Dating Headcanon ⋆.𐙚 ̊
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In public
- He’s casual with PDA but make sure it’s not too much
- He’s mostly worried about people going after you because you were seen with him
- Probably doesn’t even use social media and only uses his phone whenever he needs to search something up or to call
- Dates with him in public consists of you two being alone most of the time
- You both could either be on the grass looking at the sky while exchanging alcohol as a date
- You guys could even have walking trips under the starry nights or grocery trips in the morning and it’ll still be fun with him around
- Would steal stuff for you because he’s highkey broke
- One time he probably got scammed trying to get a gift for you (after he found out he hunted the scammer down)
- He wouldn’t match clothes with you, but handmade knots or accessories for his katana is a must
- He will adore that piece of accessory and will get upset if it’s broken or if he lost it
In private
- Crashes at your house most of the time because he don’t got that money for an actual house/apartment
- If you locked your door he would probably break in and stay there until you came home
- Either that, or if he’s not close to your house he’ll probably sleep on the bench or smth (or break into other people houses but that would be too much of a hassle for him personally)
- Your home is kinda messy with him around
- Sometimes he puts his clothes anywhere because he’s tired
- His shampoos are misplaced everywhere (aka on the floor, sink, or even the towel hanger) just because it’s more convenient for him to reach when he’s showering
- Personal headcanon that he uses a lot of shampoo to keep his hair nice but even without it, his hair would be nice either way
- He skipped like a day or two of shower before and it’s still shining (but he stinks though)
- Sleeps in with you most of the time
- You guys would start out cuddling just to end up in a jigsaw position in the morning
- He would DIG your homemade meals (doesn’t even matter if it taste a little bad or if it’s just a bit burnt)
- If you can’t cook he’ll order take out for the both of you
- Nobunaga can make a simple meal, like maybe boiled chicken with rice…
- He is a sore loser at games sometime, would get mad if he lost (especially at board games)
General Relationships
- He puts his hair down more often when it’s just the both of you
- You can even braid or style his hair
- Won’t text you when he comes by your house but you’ll know it’s him once you come home
- You both are arguing? Well good luck because it definitely won’t die down until a few hours later!
- The only time he’ll stop arguing is when he realizes he he argument is going nowhere and goes off to be alone (he’ll talk to you about it later dw)
- And if you’re the type to back down once he makes you upset and you’re still mad at him, honestly he’ll at least calm down and try to talk to you
- He’s pretty upfront with you about what he wants, but also not at the same time
- Will subtly hint to you what he wants (as either gifts or like what he wants you to do) except it’s not subtle at all
- If something happens to him, he’ll probably stay silent about it
- He wouldn’t want to worry you and as much as he’s open about his emotions, his problems? Not so much
- If you keep on edging him to tell you, he will get upset
- It’s better to just leave him be and let him tell you when he wants to
What if you are in the phantom troupe?
- If you guys are separated, you guys would probably meet each other while walking on the streets sometimes
- Or maybe he’ll just spend time with you before he goes do whatever he does in his free time
- During meetings, Nobunaga stands directly next to you and btw everyone notices it, they just dgaf
- In missions, if you both are paired up then Nobunaga would be a bit more protective over you even if you’re strong
- If you guys aren’t paired up then he would get a bit nervous but he trusts you so it doesn’t get to him too much
- Even if you aren’t as strong or not with him, he also trust others to aid you
- After a successful mission, you both would drink beer with the other troupe members but would probably have your alone time at one point
What if you aren’t in the phantom troupe?
- He would either feel bad or wrong to not tell you about what he does for a living
- At some point he will tell you about the phantom troupe but the outcome depends on your reaction
- If you go against the phantom troupe and will rat him out, he’ll have no choice but to get rid of you
- If you’re okay with him or like disagree but will still love him either way (he might shock by that reaction) he’ll still stay with you
- The relationship would probably stay the same as it always has been, as long as you accept him for who he is, he’s willing to stay with you
- Though he might not tell you about what happened to the troupe years ago because he would think you wouldn’t understand
Author notes - I wanted to thank you for being my first requester! I’m very glad to have a lot of people like my last post. Also I don’t know if this is in character or what you wanted but I hope it is <3
Hehe moree art with husband chrollo, this time some angst. She was shot in the middle of a dance and the confeti were a distraction for the g*n noise ( ´・∀・`) Who did it and why? Don't know, such mistery.
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Doing the genderfluid vampire Zayne I created, a more fem version, with female werewolf caleb and my mc, because there's never enough Yuri! (Also cuz im gay as fuck)
First time posting here, so here is a vampire, long half white hair, genderfluid zayne :3 if it doesn't flop much ill consider doing a more fem version, so follow for more future art (and maybe fanfic) content lol