Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #102
Dating Dilemma
Thor goes to his cousin Loki to figure out the most confusing situation he just went through…If he went on a date with YD!Y/N or not
Thor (To Loki): Loki, can you not be a bitch for two seconds and help me
Loki (Bored): Crazy way to start a conversation
Thor: I think I just went on a date with Y/N
Loki (Shocked): Oh?! Shit really??
Thor: Yes
Loki (Fully invested): Okay, yeah! I’m invested! Shoot!
Thor: She said we should have dinner together
Loki: Vibes!
Thor: But when I said yes, she punched me in the arm and said ‘It’s a date’
Loki (Curious): Was she serious about or did she say it like a cute dork
Thor: She says everything like a cute dork
Loki: Great point, Did you want it to be a date?
Thor: I don’t know, I’m not aromatic, but how can I handle someone else’s emotions? I can barely handle my own
Loki (Smug): What emotions?
Thor (Annoyed): Bitch alert
Loki: Noted, continue!
Thor: I just need to know how to feel
Loki: Okay, what was the dinner like?
Thor: Magical. There was a string quartet, we had chocolate covered strawberries
Loki (Jokingly): There is a non-zero chance she just had a coupon
Thor (Serious): Yeah, she did call me ‘Thorny’ the whole time
Loki: Unfortunately that doesn’t mean anything, I’m convinced she’s shit with names. She’s called me ‘Looey’ like, eight times
Thor: Well, she held my hand on the walk there, does that mean anything?
Loki: No, inconclusive!
Thor (Confused): How though?
Loki: She do just be holding people’s hands! I saw her interlock fingers with a crossing guard once, it was the cutest goddamn shit I’ve ever seen in my fucking immortal life!
Thor: What about the kiss she gave me on the cheek? When we parted ways?
Loki (Smug smile): Friends normalizing kissing homies!
Thor: Curses, this is why we shouldn’t
Loki (Amused): Hey! Here’s a great solution! Have you asked her if it was a date?
Thor: That was the first thing I tried, I figured you had the braincell this week to understand what she meant
Loki (Gets up): Let me try, I speak cutie pie~! (Turns around) YO Y/N!!
YD!Y/N (Smiling): Hi Looey!
Loki: Did you go on a date with Thor?
YD!Y/N (Smiling): Yeah! It was February 3rd!
Loki (Confused): What?
YD!Y/N: That was the date! February 3rd!
Loki: No, I’m asking if it was a date
YD!Y/N (Smiling): And I’m telling you, we went out on February 3rd!
Loki: So you did go out
YD!Y/N (Smiles): We didn’t stay in!
Loki: So it was a date!
YD!Y/N (Smiles): Yes! February 3rd!
Loki (Annoyed): Stop talking about February 3rd!
YD!Y/N (Smiles): Stop asking when it was!
Loki (Annoyed): I’m asking WHAT it was!
YD!Y/N: Dinner!
Loki (Growing frustration): And that dinner WAS??
YD!Y/N (Still smiling): On February 3rd!
Loki (Angry): JESUS ALL-FATHER FUCKING CHRIST OF CRONOS!! DO YOU WANNA BE THOR’S GIRLFRIEND?!?!
YD!Y/N (Surprised): How is that even a question? Oh my papa! (Leaves, baffled)
Loki (Utterly baffled that he looks at where Thor is, then where Y/N was, back to Thor, then back to where she was at, and back to Thor, only now he’s more angry but also just as equally as confused): THAT COULD NOT HAVE BEEN MORE UNCLEAR!!???
Thor: Welcome to my hell
There’s nothing more confusing than not knowing if you are or are not in a relationship with someone, especially if said someone is denser than gravity…
