[modogoblin]

[madderhatter]

MILLIONS of faggots make it to Friday every week because of this post!

[massivemanlymen]

[801-cringe]

you wanna know what’s fascinating and potentially a very large red flag? the further down the psychedelics rabbit hole my partner goes, the more I am driven to sobriety

[801-cringe]

moving back to my main @superboof bye ✌🏽

[zagreus]

getting new technology feels more infuriating every year. got a new computer for the first time in 8 years and everything about windows 11 and how it handles onedrive is driving me up the wall

[zagreus]

the general attitude towards the user feels so much more opaque and condescending than it used to be. like "nuh-uh, we don't think you REALLY want to change that setting so we'll have an extra secret hidden step to make sure you do it our way instead :)" gargle my balls microsoft

[yourdadsghoulfriend]

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DO EVIL BOOPS?!

[yourdadsghoulfriend]

EVERYONE’S SENDING ME EVIL BOOPS NOW

[siffrin-enthusiast-deactivated2]

ideas for tumblr staff

dont remove the boop button

stop banning trans women for no reason

[sanguivorouscorvid]

duuude you have GOT to get online everybody is just fucking hitting each other

[the-dragongirl]

I have learned important information:

If you tap the kitties on the counter, they meow at you!

[kittengutss]

Ceaseless booper smack your paw upon this wretched thing

[enzogiovann]

Home videos 📹

[itsyaboinixo]

a boop is a simple poke of the nose. a super boop is jackhammering your prostate.

[amygardner]

[infectiouspiss]

personally when someone says "non men" im going to assume they mean Anything that isn't a man. charger cables, glow in the dark paint, gravel, elephants, fossils, paper, EVERYTHING . "im attracted to non men" you fuck self checkout machines

[tamamita]

[118sexen]

[tamamita]

Not its name

[awraith]

"trust your gut" is such evil advice it's like. my gut is telling me there's 1000 ways everyone including friends want to attack and kill me like it's Dark Souls over here

[801-cringe]

i am a simple man i see a purple boop and i press it