Iola please find me. thanks bye.

My name is Danton. I'm a little lost right now and I'd like a ride. I'm fine but it be nice to go home right now.

[kosmogrl]

[maybeallieart]

An embroidery of the Wikipedia page for embroidery.

[rainworldtips]

i dont feel so good

[rainworldtips]

[sniksnakthe2ed]

why the hell is this blog so fucking popular

[rainworldtips]

read mye tips 🪱

[memorycycle]

dmv: can i have you birth certificate

me: i dont have it but you can trust! 😁✌️

dmv: ok! 😁✌️here is your license

me: its so small and cute! 😳

dmv: just like you! ☺️

[mantaradio]

can't get an algorithm like this on twitter

[memorycycle]

its not the algorithm my friend thats literally 9 other posts i made that night

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[drxgonfvcker-deactivated2019061]

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

[running-with-toast]

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-chaos-blog]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[tdg267]

the-masters-shadow hahahahahahahhaahhahahahaa pffffdf

[somethingwickedthiswaylives-dea]

This is such a beautiful thing

[metal-n-tech-nerd-deactivated20]

Jesus christ

[commanderchrist-deactivated2017]

Ah, man. What a great post. *ties ballsack tightly with a hemp rope* TAKE IT FROM HERE DELORES! *Delores the amazon dressed in tight leather puts on a pair of spiked high heels. She starts stomping the sack* Oh! Ow! Oh god! Fuck yeah in the sack! Thats my sack! Oof! Oh! The sack baby, OHH!

[mr-downer]

yo what the fuck happened to this post

[stargirl720]

I’m. I’m not the only one seeing this right. Please tell me I’m not the only one seeing this.

[81dot444fm]

Still works.

[81dot444fm]

I was free but I feel something lurking. It's so familiar but it's not a friend that I know of.

[81dot444fm]

Is this what it feels like to be free reign?

To run as far as the eyes can see with the breeze flowing through my antenna.

The fences are now past me. I have escaped them (i walked under because I am short).

I have become the horse that I have longed to be.

[81dot444fm]

Is this what it feels like to be free reign?

To run as far as the eyes can see with the breeze flowing through my antenna.

The fences are now past me. I have escaped them (i walked under because I am short).

I have become the horse that I have longed to be.

[81dot444fm]

Fuck (not canon)

[81dot444fm]

Maybe I shouldn't have gone behind the counter. The hall finally ended. It feels like there should be horses here but there aren't. The field that's fenced off is empty. It's just grass.

Maybe I'll become the horse.

[81dot444fm]

This is definitely NOT a kitchen.

[81dot444fm]

I'm currently in the sandwich shop. Lulu described jn full detail what the hills looked like but she never told me what was inside the shop.

It's a little empty. And very yellow. Yellow walls. Yellow tiles. A big yellow music player (okay its not very yellow but its very close).

I climbed into one of the chairs that can swivel a lot by the counter. They remind me of this sandwich shop back at home that Iola would take me to. Except they're meant for me! Or someone like me!

Music is playing but I'm not sure who started it.

And it smells nice in here. Like syrup and salami. It's making me want to get a little nibble on what's cooking.

Is it impolite to go into the chef's kitchen?

[81dot444fm]

I dont think I've ever seen iola eat a sandwich.

[81dot444fm]

We just wanted to have a lovely picnic up a hill that looked over a personless town. This was going to be the last time to look at it all before leaving it for possibly forever. There was a parking lot next to this this sandwich shop she remembered that her parents parked in all the time. All that happened was minutes after Lulu parked the car, someone came out of a near by building and smashed it to pieces with their bare hands. But they had big hands to get a good car smashing done. Windows shattered, the doors, crumply. The tires they seemed to save and put aside. Lulu didn't bother to say what time of car it was because the guy munching on it after seemed to make it not matter.

This guy closed the gate and pointed at a sign that we ignored. It read "CUSTOMERS ONLY." and spat a little mush covered metal piece near my feet.

Then he walked away.

We decided to have our picnic in this guy's shop to apologize.

[81dot444fm]

Ghosts are probably magic.

[81dot444fm]

It had been on the tip of my tongue for a while. The way Lulu told the story to me of how it went down. This was Lulu's first time driving Tho she technically is not old enough to drive, it was perfectly okay since there weren't that many people who drove cars in the area to begin with. Not to mention, she could just kind of "move it." No need to learn the stick shift stuff and which foot pedal was for making the car stop or go. Lulu could just drive without touching it. Kind of like magic! I guess? Are ghosts magic?

[81dot444fm]

I looked to the front. It's a parking lot. I've been to something like this before. My friend Lulu told me we had a wild adventure I dont remember.