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[jphcrk-deactivated20251128]

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

[multitrackdrifting]

this clip of doki hearing someone's hopes and dreams being shattered on apex voice chat

[jjs-brainrot]

"So are you and Peter still together?"

"Yeah"

Dokibird realizing she just broadcasted the dude getting wrecked to 3k+ people:

[avakkins-restored]

[kushblazer666]

no no i think it’s extremely cool that you brought your 90 pound working breed with you to this breakfast restaurant while you get atlanta drunk at 11:30am

[segamascott]

[segamascott]

[bowserwife]

my biologically 22 year old transgender daughter, turning deep red and trying not to pop a blood vessel: H...HAAAAAAAA......RRRAAAAAAAGHHH!!!!

me, periodically glancing back over my shoulder while doing 110 down the I-95: Come on sweetheart, focus! Kids 6 and under eat free at this place and I know you can age regress 2 more years

the angel chained up in the passenger seat browsing the menu on his phone with his free hand: do u guys think these are like actual buttermilk pancakes or is it just a marketing term

[dark-fri3ren]

[8bitmissingno]

need a fucking winrar zip (-up)

[trash-fuckyou]

Audience note from test screening of VIDEODROME, 1983

[palebluepixel]

This person hated videodrome so much they forgot their gender

[paxamericana]

[the-real-skeletor]

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

why have we all decided yoda sucks at driving

[chongoblog]

How could you forget the classic

[tumblerculosis]

I’ve been obsessed with this tiktok for days now

[the-frightening-ghoul]

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[bippus]

[dogpuppy]

[zedogica]

[shencomix]

[8bitmissingno]

🙄 he doesnt realize that simply hearing the 7 arcane utterances will not unlock his true power

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage-deact]

Your too late mr bond I alreasy peed out all my pee from my penis

[bunnywand-z]

lin-manuel miranda, starring as freddie mercury in the hip-hop musical he wrote about queen to quote unquote “put the rap into bohemian rhapsody:” yo, my name is lil freddie and i’m here to say, i’m about to rock your world in a major way!! cos, you might think that rap’s lame, yeah you might think it’s not cool, but here’s a little number that’ll school you fools!! 😜

*the worst beat ever imaginable begins to play*

lin-manuel miranda (still rapping): is this the real life?? is this just fantasy?? caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.. open your eyes, looks up to the skies and see.. 😏

the most annoying people you've ever encountered: lin-manuel miranda’s “bohemian RAP-sody” taught me that not all rap music is about drugs, violence and s*x 🥹

[energyprison]

let me decide for each please

[flipchild]

Think like Windows... decide like Anubis