Uranus

Deserves so much better

[sacerno]

[weavemama]

THIS IS HOW YOU START THE PROCESS OF CHANGE

[weavemama]

I also love how this bill doesn’t follow the ableist agenda that’s been going around lately that demonizes mentally ill people. The bill carefully specifies that the ban is for convicted domestic abusers. Good job Oregon.

[artbymoga-deactivated20200516]

THAT’S MY HOME STATE!! So proud of the big step they’ve taken - but we need to do more. Much, much more.

[walktheoceanfloor]

THIS IS WAY TOO PERFECT FOR IT TO BE A COINCIDENCE WHAT THE FUCK

[ceecil]

if you are ASEXUAL, you do not experience SEXUAL ATTRACTION.

if you are AROMANTIC, you do not experience ROMANTIC ATTRACTION.

if you are AROMATIC, you have a PLEASANT AND DISTINCTIVE SMELL.

[edcynic-deactivated20150419]

And if you are AUTOMATIC, SYSTEMATIC, and HYDROMATIC, why then you’re GREASED LIGHTENINGGGGG

[beatingsofabesottedheart2]

[c0ttonsocks]

the King 👑

[fuckyeah-nerdery]

What pokemon is this?

[iguanamouth]

yeah

[mezzodical]

one round/action in D&D is 6 seconds so anything you could accomplish during a vine you could do during your turn

[theorynoodle]

Rogue: “I’m back at it again at Krispy Kreme.”

DM: “Roll an acrobatics check.”

[lovelylovelyartist]

Fighter: I want to see my little boy

DM: roll a perception check

*nat 20*

DM: here he comes

[z-nogyrop]

bard: toss me my keys

*rolls a 1*

DM: i thought you said printer

[spiritednug]

Fairy: I still haven’t found my berries

DM: roll a perception check

*rolls a 9*

Fairy: BUT! *holds up an orange* I found this.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

Druid: I am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand.

DM: Roll an intimidation check.

*nat 20*

DM: Poseidon quivers before him!

Druid: Fuck off!

[redwoodriver-deactivated2018042]

Dm: can you read this for us?

Fighter: rolls a nat 1

Fighter: what up im Jared im 19 and I never fuckin learned how to read

[sparrow-va]

Fighter: It’s summer, I got my helm on backwards and it’s time to fuckin’ party.

DM: Roll for Dodge.

Fighter: *rolls a 1*

Fighter: *slams head into ye olde portcullis*

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

people today with access to more raw information than any other period: the earth is flat

german artilleryman in 1916, who barely washes his own ass: I need to account for the curvature and rotation of the earth when plotting my firing plans

[thefloatingstone]

Eratosthenes, an Egyptian, in 3750 BC when fucking mammoths hadn’t even gone extinct yet: Oh hey I can use these two obelisks to calculate the earth’s entire circumference based on the length of their shadows and the Earth’s curvature. Neat.

[amnesiaguy]

two worms in love are soilmates

[babyanimalgifs]

MY HEART

[knightsolaireofthesun]

This creature used to be an apex predator

[starsintheskysandsontheshore]

Trying to sketch more—here’s some reverence free/erase free sketches of some Voyager favs! 

[permian-tropos]

*eyes shoot open as I’m drifting off to sleep* AU where after the Empire was founded, Coruscant was renamed Palpatinople

[permian-tropos]

#palpatown#palpatinopolis#philapalpia: the planet of palpable love#oh god make this stop

[smols-darklighter]

*sings*

Coruscant is Palpatinople It was Coruscant, now Palpatinople The Jedi are gone, Palpatinople: Here’s how liberty dies And the Sith Lords rise.

Everyone on Palpatinople Lived on Coruscant (now Palpatinople) But if you are rich on Palpatinople You were rich on Coruscant too.

(Even “Coruscant” was once “Had Abbadon.” Why George changed it, here’s a clue: Zahn’s writing in the the Old EU!)

OH, Sheev renamed it “Palpatinople,” He’s the Senate now; Palpatinople– How will “Palpatinople” get the boot? That’s up to the Rebellion and Luuuuke!

*musical Wookiee noises* It’sEvil (it’sEvil) *more musical Wookiee noises* It’sEvil.

Coruscant is Palpatinople It was Coruscant, now Palpatinople The Jedi are gone, Palpatinople: How will “Palpatinople” get the boot? That’s up to Han, Leia, and Luuuuke…

…and Rogue One (One-ONE-onnne) *badum-tss*

[just-shower-thoughts]

What if deja vu was actually the feeling you get when a bunch of different timelines of your being are doing the same thing?

[sic-semper-amicis-deactivated20]

9th November 1989 - 5th February 2018 (10,316 days) - The Berlin Wall has now been down for as long as it stood.

[jemthecrystalgem]

Holy shit

[meangirlnurse]

my favorite American holiday is the one where we have a gopher predict the weather 

[meangirlnurse]

the gopher has spoken

[spacethefinalfucktier]

Jim: I have an idea!

Bones: A good one?

Jim: Now, let’s not get ahead of ourselves.

[nyazuline-deactivated20200505]

this is sorta Old but i dont think i ever posted this here???????????????? smfh

[heatheerly-blog]

I DID IT i finished my animation for my college final ;w; god i’m so happy. here are most of the scenes from it. I might post the actual animation later but….I might not. I feel sorta awkward about it. Aaaand I still have a DVD cover and promotional box to finish for Thursday auUUuUuUGH