8Pandacakes on AO3

Just another place for me to talk fic and fandom. https://archiveofourown.org/users/8Pandacakes

[luna-azzurra]

The specific humiliation of sharing your writing with someone and then watching them read it in front of you in real time. they pause. why did they pause. that was a bad pause. now they're nodding but what does the nod mean. now they look up and say "wow" and you need to know IMMEDIATELY what kind of wow that was. there are at least six different wows and only one of them is good and you have aged fourteen years waiting to find out which one.

[8pandacakes]

Honestly less embarrassing to read it aloud to them. I have read my smut to friends because I'd rather they understand the tone, and inflection and oops there's a typo lemme just read what that was supposed to be then sit there and watch them silently read it.

[8pandacakes]

I'll sleep when you're dead Chapter 2 Posted!!

Read it here

Terrible Chapter summary:

Nigel appeals to Carrie for help on his pitch and makes an ASMR video to destress. Stanley listened to an ASMR video to fall asleep, and still ends up drinking coffee, or at least tries to.

Amazing fic summary:

Stanley would sleep a hell of a lot better if the book publishing company he worked for wasn't constantly on the edge of going bankrupt, his best friend's wedding wasn't two weeks away, and his (hate to admit it) good looking coworker Nigel wasn't always on his ass about something. But that's life.

At least he doesn't have to worry about romance, right?

[8pandacakes]

No beta we die like the dove I put in this conveniently labeled bag

[salamanderoddity]

perhaps i have missed the maid day. But the truth is that every day is a maid day

[8pandacakes]

Reminds me of a fic I abandoned.... *Whistful sigh*

[8pandacakes]

Just made myself a t-shirt that reads "No beta we die like men" gonna see who the real ones are irl.

[8pandacakes]

Post hiatus may not be pulling in the same number of readers but I'm batting 100% so far on the kudos ratio 😎

[8pandacakes]

NEW STANARRATOR FIC: Sneak Preview

Title: I'll sleep when you're dead

Summary: Office AU, Enemies to lovers, Fake dating Stanley/Narrator, Mariella/Curator.

Stanley would sleep a hell of a lot better if the book publishing company he worked for wasn't constantly on the edge of going bankrupt, his best friend's wedding wasn't two weeks away, and his (hate to admit it) good looking coworker Nigel wasn't always on his ass about something. But that's life.

At least he doesn't have to worry about romance, right?

Excerpt:

" “... our quarterly reports show a slight decrease since...” blah blah blah. Nigel droned on in monotone. Stanley propped his elbow on the table and leaned his forehead against his hand as to shield his obvious eyeroll from view. He knew these figures, his team had found this data, but of course poster boy Nigel would get all the praise in presenting it as part of his campaign for... what was it again? "

[8pandacakes]

It's finally been posted!!!

Read I'll sleep when you're dead Chapter 1

https://archiveofourown.org/works/83887541/chapters/221139246

[8pandacakes]

Current me wishes past me wrote some damn fics so I'd have stuff to post. Am I gonna write stuff to future me? Not tonight...

[thenamesmobu]

‼️INTRUDER ALERT‼️

TADAAAA, IT'S HERE‼️‼️‼️

As the poster said, this yet another free collab that I made is an early celebration for 4/27 (a.k.a. Stanley Day!!!1!) I hope for your participation for this little collab of mine. Be seeing how your TSP cast reacting to someone breaking into their homes!!!! ('Stanley' is practicing his squatter's rights for a minute in each Parable)

[8pandacakes]

Can't draw but IMAGINE a Stanley breaking into my different fics. (Only the ones that take place in the Parable idk if the artist wants me putting their oc in the real world).

Ctrl C Ctrl V

Narrator: Well I assure you Stanley I didn't make that one this time.

The Coworkers Ending

Adaline (the adventure line tm): Stanley... What ending is this one?

Mariella: I should be more weirded out by this, but honestly I expected to find universe duplicates of us a long time ago.

Bucky (the reassurance bucket): He does have the object versions of us. Maybe that counts?

( @thenamesmobu If you wanna keep this strictly to drawing lemme know and I'll delete the post)

[phosphorus-noodles]

Reblog to let your followers know that despite your current obsession your previous obsessions still exist and are simply lying dormant until they awaken and strike again

[is-it-mungojerry-or-rumpelteazer]

There is so much talk about commenting on fics as the ultimate gift for the authors, but can we talk about this??

Readers who kudos on every fic you've written in a row: I love you.

[8pandacakes]

I especially love this when it's my fic series. I'm like "I see I have hooked you! Let them live rent free in your mind as they do mine!!

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[8pandacakes]

It's my 1 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[8pandacakes]

Jaded doctor at the fanfiction tropes hospital:

- "You're gonna have to confess buddy your insurance doesn't cover Hanahaki surgery"

- "Sorry we've only got one bed left... Nah I'm just fucking with you were full you have to wait"

- "Your blood test came back. You're O positive... As in you're an omega"

[icarusdiesatdawn]

There should be an equivalent to asking "how's the wife and kids?" that's like "so how's that fictional man of yours doing?"

[runawaymarbles]

Via @morhath

[mikesflaccidlemonade7]

Lina Lamont the number one cutie pie many are saying this

[8pandacakes]

A shimmering, glowing star, in the cinema fermanent

[8pandacakes]

Sooooo did anyone else see the most recent Valentine's Bistro Huddy episode on TikTok and immediately think of a Clint x Terry scenario when they showed Terry handcuffed in the back...

You know he deserves a break 😏

Just me?