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mockwa

🐯 🐯 🐯

bunjywunjy

good morning everyone have an absolutely furious mongoose

ari-nemera

It’s cuter when you recognize that the lion with visible spots is a juvenile. There’s a very high chance the other lion that runs over to investigate is the MOTHER.

The first lion is asking for comfort because she was given a big spook!!! and she needs mommy to tell her it’s safe and ok!!!! (What’s cuter is that mommy clearly reassures her, and goes on to take the parent role of ‘deal with the scream rat in order to protect my large and easily frightened daughter’)

this is all in all an adorable video 10/10

cryoverkiltmilk

Who Would Win?

Three apex predators

OR

One Screaming Long Boi

one-time-i-dreamt

I played Sharpay in my school’s production of High School Musical (I’m a 6ft tall guy) and I shared the part with this girl who looked nothing like Sharpay either. Instead of having one of us play Sharpay the first night and the other one play it the following night, the first person would run off in the middle of the scene and the other one of us would run on the stage and finish the scene. Also, all the costumes were only in her size.

itscalledetiquettedarling

nothing saddened me more than reading what blog this came from

zagreus

there is honestly nothing more gorgeously tacky than bowling alley carpet

zagreus

Don’t even talk to me if all of your clothes aren’t made out of bowling alley carpet

tsunamiwavesurfing

humans not hibernating is a major flaw as a species

maximuscool

Totally agree

askfordoodles

When you stop petting your cat and it does the thing.

dancing-cockroaches

veeranger

aesthetically I love like coffeehouses and coffee but I hate actually drinking coffee

milkhoneyjoon

tea

veeranger

thanks for agreeing

milkhoneyjoon

you fucking buffoon

trillow-deactivated20130822

this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid

cinnaluna

This person…. fixes butterflies….. 🦋

october31st1981

I always laugh when somebody declares James Potter on the verge of expulsion for his pranks in fic because Malfoy was literally a Death Eater trying to kill the Headmaster and Dumbledore was like “Let’s just see if we can gently guide him away from this” I’m pretty sure the only thing that gets you expelled at Hogwarts is if you have already straight up murdered someone