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anteatery

Can We Go Walkies Before The Heat Death Of The Universe Destroys All That I Love?

onlinebeast

Old Yeller just parried the bullet

undying-princess

they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade

neverwonderneverremember

turning a big dial labeled "victim" on one end and "perpetrator" on the other back and forth and constantly looking back at the audience for approval

mathematikerin-freyja

I think it would be really wonderful if seagulls were constructed more like bottles with a mystery inside. What I'm imagining is that were you to catch one, you could then unscrew its face and there would be a glowing gem nestled in some sort of socket. The Core of the Gull so to speak. Then you could swap that around with other seagulls, and after screwing the faces back on they would fly off as if nothing happened. Hm... Is this too esoteric, or do some of you see what I am getting at?

sea--burn

feng shui sabotage by placing thousands of tiny ball bearings in a bag under your couch you won't see them but you'll feel the clutter

#this happens in shadowrun hong kong #theres a corporate sabotage quest where you have to secret fuck up the feng shui of an office so they get stinky qi and lose business #so its steathly tilting chairs and pushing plants around

aptronyms

that tumblr sexyman poll is pissing me off so bad like oh my god ryland grace isn't a tumblr sexyman MY MOM FINDS HIM SEXY . THAT'S RYAN FUCKING GOSLING ToT ... IDC if tumblr loves him he's also ryan god damn gosling . at least senshi and tenna are like a little more niche, a little more against the grain... RYLAND GRACE IS PLAYED BY RYAN GOSLING............ YOU PEOPLE ARE CRAZY !!!