Does it feel like agony for you too?

she/they | 26 | queer | Anti RPF | Hollanov (& Buddie)

[livijoyann]

A timeline of Ilya and Shane's relationship as it goes public, so post-The Long Game. All of my "fake hollanov insta" posts here: anotherhraccount

[nightmarerodent]

I like to think that after being outed and moving to the Ottawa Centaurs, Shane’s reputation doesn’t so much as take a hit as it does evolve, seemingly overnight, from Canadian Golden Boy that can do no wrong to Hockey Siren that charmed and seduced his competition. He goes from Boy Next Door to Dangerous Heartthrob. Everyone wants a piece of him. Teenaged girls start calling him daddy. Thirst edits are everywhere. All those photo shoots he’s done are popping back up again. The internet is feral.

Harris is very thankful the man is never online because he knows Shane would be embarrassed by all the attention.

Ilya is five seconds away from posting a sex tape to remind everyone his man IS TAKEN!

[escapepodding]

After Hollanov are out I want Shane to get the reputation of the greatest lay in North America. Like, its Helen of Troy and Shane Hollander, hand in hand bewitching people. Ilya may be Russia and the MLH's Greatest Love Machine, but Shane's dick got that man moving to Ottawa. I want the insane money Boston offered to get Ilya to stay leaked and everyone looking at Shane like 👁👄👁

People staring at Shane in the streets like Aphrodite walked past and Ilya is so mad because HE was the one who laid down mad pipe so good Shane married HIM. (He is that good but Ilya got him so there stop staring!)

[9-1-1-buddie]

I'm currently re-reading HR and I had to google what a slap shot was, because I've never watched Hockey + English is not my first language. The picture in the German Wikipedia entry for "slap shot (Schlagschuss)" is taking me tf OUT, it sums up half the book in one fkn picture, I'm crying laughing

Picture source: wikipedia.com

[thisfeebleheart]

the holy trinity of soft kisses

[jessebloom]

greatest queerbait of today paying homage to greatest queerbait in history

[shuploc]

Connor/Ilya as "The Fallen Angel"

[whattarush]

play this on loop at my funeral

[andavs]

[gayeddies]

8x10 / 9x13

[gayeddies]

Buck.

[stevenrogered]

Buddie in 9x13 + throwbacks and parallels to previous episodes

[hrgifs]

hollanov + working up to holding hands

[hollanoveau]

so you’re telling me ilya “fuckboy douchebag supreme” rozanov attended a random nhl burnout’s funeral bc he heard he had overdosed (and skipped all stars!!! where his man prolly was!!!!) and proceeded to very kindly pull an openly gay player aside and ask him to come coach at his hockey camp that he’s organizing with his secret boyfriend shane hollander to teach kids how to play hockey and also be tolerant and open with themselves. okay okay okay okay okay okay yeah im normal about that im so good and normal about that im so

[nightspires]

people rag on ilya for sticking his tongue in shane's mouth during the sweet kiss in the tampa hotel room in 1x05 bc like, he's crying and upset and this is meant to be a comforting kiss more than anything

but like.... you gotta remember that this man has not kissed shane since tuna meltdown which was like MONTHS and MONTHS ago. he thought they were over! he thought shane had moved on, got a girlfriend, didn't need him anymore!! he thought he'd ruined everything between them and been brutally rejected!!

that was their REUNION kiss. a BREAKTHROUGH kiss, after they both just talked about some really emotional stuff and opened up to one another. after shane apologised and expressed that he does actually like ilya back.

so like.... go for it babe. stick your whole fucking tongue down your not-boyfriend's throat, you deserve it!!!!!!

[jaymanclayton]

I would like to take a moment to appreciate that in the book timeline:

Shane is older than Ilya by a month ish (also the case in the show)

Scott is older than Ilya and Shane by 3 years

Troy is younger than Ilya by 4 years, meaning if Scott is ancient by Ilya's standard, Ilya is prehistoric to Troy

[mykingdomforasong]

Shane: I thought I was bisexual because I have a lot of reverence for women. Shane: Now I know that's the gayest thing you can have. Straight men don't like women. Shane: There were truly eight years of time where I was going "I have to be bisexual because I'm attracted to men, but I love when a film has Rose Landry." Shane: Fret not, I've sorted it.