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FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA PALESTINE WILL BE FREE

Operation Olive Branch

Operation Olive Branch

Gaza Funds Spotlight Campaign

Find vetted fundraisers for Gaza here

[99ranchmarket]

i never really get happy at other people’s misery except when i see a girl out with her boyfriend but that’s less of a laughing at someone miserable and more of a i’m so happy that’s not me

[99ranchmarket]

anytime someone mentions adderall i perk up like it’s a mutual friend

[99ranchmarket]

had a dream i was abducted by aliens and put on an alien makeover show and i ended up getting body dysmorphia but for like the malleability of my skin and the viscosity of my primordial fluid

[99ranchmarket]

that person that was like gay guys be like i’m wet baby that’s just shit. me teaching oomf that squirt isn’t anything like baby that’s just pee

[99ranchmarket]

bangs and glasses of any kind just a perfect disguise i’m like superman except my two sides are just for taking pictures or going to the store

[99ranchmarket]

i have a theory that high schoolers from 20 years ago looked older bc they weren’t as malnourished but idk

[99ranchmarket]

idk why all this talk about cooper hoffman playing cyclops had me thinking he would be in some kind of odyssey sequel or possible extended version that no one has yet seen

[99ranchmarket]

i want to go to there ……..

[99ranchmarket]

i don’t like benny safdie as an actor i’m not sorry

[99ranchmarket]

is there a troll under the bridge because you have to pay a toll… pay the toll to the troll………

[draconym]

One thing about me is that I love looking up lists of things on Wikipedia. Just now I was looking up the names of hex colors and I learned about zomp.

Top tier color. Naming my firstborn Zomp now. #zomp

[40ouncesandamule]

Orcas filmed ramming one of the world's heaviest fish so hard it explodes, possibly for fun

Orcas are known to be smart and ruthless hunters. They've been observed hunting a variety of prey, with some species, such as whales, larger

I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is Jackass

[40ouncesandamule]

[marxistlesbianist]

Yup

[staranos]

That's absolutely insane.

[preludeinz]

Nature red in tooth and claw ain't seen nothing yet

[basuralindo]

In case anyone was bothered by the idea of them torturing the fish, it was already dead.

[99ranchmarket]

YUM = yu ugly mutherfucker

[paper-stars-still-glow]

the thing about washing cups is that you have to finger them, the thing about washing spoons is that you have to jack them off

[99ranchmarket]

got kind of excited when cousin said he had a big forehead because finally someone who can relate and when i showed him mine he laughed.

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