Lock Heart

Personal blog of the artist https://9Volt-art.tumblr.com

[chuckorjerkface]

Here’s a dumb gay inconspicuous thing so I don’t have to worry about hiding my tumblr feed from family anytime I’m tabbed to it.

@9volt-art if your gayass still even bothers to check this website.

[reactionfaces]

[ruecian]

what the fuck is the joke here

[bunchamunchafaunus]

some

[reactionfaces]

[loveitorreblogit]

sorry my english was bad to write this

[beggars-opera]

I’d like to introduce everyone to my new theme song

[the-v-gees]

fuckin MOOD

[aninactivebloggfgfgf]

I love the contrast between the lyrics and the melody this is art

[cold-and-analytical]

pfffffffft nooooo I didn’t just learn this song on ukulele… at midnight…

[prridot]

Lyrics: 

I’ve tried, tried, tried And I’ve tried even more  I’ve Cried, Cried, Cried And I can’t recall what for I’ve pressed, I’ve pushed, I’ve yelled, I’ve begged In hope of some success  But the inevitable fact is that It never will impress 

I’ve no more fucks to give,   My fucks have runneth dry,  I’ve tried to go fuck shopping  But there’s no fucks left to buy  I’ve no more fucks to give,  Though more fucks I’ve tried to get,  I’m over my fuck budget and I’m now in fucking debt 

I strive, strive, strive  To get everything done  I’ve played by all the rules But I’ve very rarely won, I’ve smiled, I’ve charmed, I’ve wooed I’ve laughed, Alas to no avail I’ve run round like a moron, To unequivocally fail!

I’ve no more fucks to give, My fuck fuse has just blown, I’ve been hunting for my fucks all day, But they’ve upped and fucked off home, I’ve no more fucks to give, My fuck rations are depleted, I’ve rallied my fuck army but It’s been fucking defeated! 

The effort has just not been worth The time or the expense I’ve exhausted all my energy  For minimal recompense The complete lack of acknowledgement  Has now begun to gall And I’ve come to realise that I  Don’t give a fuck at all!

I’ve no more fucks to give, My fucks have flown away, My fucks are now so fucked off They’ve refused to fucking stay! I’ve no more fucks to give, My fucks have gone insane They’ve come back round and passed me While they’re fucking off again!

I’ve no more fucks to give, My fucks have all dissolved, I’ve planned many projects But my fucks won’t be involved! I’ve no more fucks to give, My fucks have all been spent, They’ve fucked off from the building And I don’t know where they went! 

I’ve no more fucks to give,  I’ve no more fucks to give,  I’ve no more fucks,  I’ve no more fucks,  I’ve no more fucks to give!

[daily-incineroar]

little mac finds his lost cat (based off this idea) 

[birbboba]

Would you buy from this bakery?? …Are they qualified?

[teathattast]

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[larvalhex]

this is the most heavily cursed animation I’ve ever seen, I feel like I just watched the tape from The Ring

[becausebirds]

Marnie has the cutest birthday ever. 

[follow Marnie on YouTube]

[pachycephalosauras]

IT KISSES THE STUFFED ANIMALS AND TELLS THEM IT LOVES THEM

[hankthebird]

This is one of my favorite “bad day” videos soooo in case you’re having a rough day here you go

[megurashkarchived]

when he say i love you at the end i cried

[pajamazam]

Little Mac, shuddering as Incineroar affectionately rubs against him: Why is this weird cat man obsessed with me? He’s been following me ever since the fight with Ken

Samus, as Pikachu stands on her shoulder: Mac, that’s a pokemon. It’s probably like that cause you’re its trainer.

Little Mac: I’ve never trained a cat. Although there was that one little black and red cat I used to take care of back at the gym

Pokemon Trainer: You…mean a litten?

Little Mac: I don’t know. The little guy was so small when I first took him in. He didn’t even grew until we started feeding him and taking him out for walks in the grass.

Pokemon Trainer: Yeah, that’s what Pokemon do. It’s their evolution. And the final evolution of Litten is…

Mac looks up at the buff cat, looking into his eyes now

Little Mac, on the verge of tears: Jalapeño?

[jerryterry]

Visit Original Link

[awfulmidis]

[thenimbus-deactivated20200907]

NO FUCKING WAY

[saint-soap]

im self reblogging this because i went back and listened to the whole track and somehow this slaps harder than anything ive heard in the last week

[otto-birb]

time to take a bath and YELL the whole time ovo

[theelrueben]

This makes my day😇😇😇😇

[panequinox]

@verrestaurant

[xx-hatsunememeku-xx-deactivated]

a fucking mood

[anightmarefantasmic]

[rosezemlya]

See, this, I think, is what I love about Kronk.  On the shallowest surface level, he fills the “low IQ sidekick” role.  But ONLY on the shallowest surface level.

I’d have to watch the movie again to go into any detail, but Kronk is actually the smartest damn person IN this movie.  There’s nothing he doesn’t know, he’s got all this specialized knowledge, dude is probably horrifically well read.  He’s NOT stupid, he’s just eager to please and doesn’t have a proper “No” threshhold.

In the second gif, he’s like - “No, wait, I’m not who you think I am.”

Then in the fourth, he’s like - “Oh my God, the cook is gone and she’s got all these orders.  If somebody doesn’t cook that up people are going to get upset!  They’ll take it out on this poor woman who’s been on her feet all day and doesn’t deserve their wrath!  And…oh my God…PEOPLE WILL BE HUNGRY!”

Then in the sixth gif he’s like - “NOT ON KRONK’S WATCH!”

He’s doing the right thing and he knows it.  No judgement, no condescension, just always a moment to register the task at hand, determine the most logical course of action to completing it, and then it’s GO GO GO.

His only problem is that he never stops to ask himself whether this is actually his problem to solve, or whether people are taking advantage of him, and I love him for it.

I just…love him.

[smellyalaternerds-deactivated20]

Kronk is the best hands down.

[shitpost-senpai]

Coochie seller, I am going into battle and would like your strongest coochie

[theoreocat]

A cat with a strange addiction 🍞

[succubarbie-deactivated20190205]

SCREAMING Oreo sis………..the carbs