I Spend To Much Of My Time On Warframe :)

25. They/Them

[ooppo]

You guys aren't going to believe your fucking eyes

[quillandlantern]

Playing any game in the Bioshock triology: you now have an emotional attachment to this surrogate daughter

me: I thought this was a dieselpunk shooter

Bioshock: do u promise to love her

me: I don't think I'm your target demographic

Bioshock: YOUR DAUGHTER IS NOW IN MORTAL PERIL

me:

[go-drink-the-kool-aid-deactivat]

Me the moment they come after my new child

[ember-of-sin]

Funny story: during playtesting for Bioshock Infinite, the beta testers were found to avoid certain methods of dispatching enemies, particularly using the grapple hook. When questioned about that, they said it was because killing someone that way made Elizabeth scream in horror, so the players were trying to avoid upsetting her.

[casgirl]

people on tumblr love to be like "wouldn't it be cool if there was a show where..." and then describe something that happened on supernatural. and if it didn't happen on supernatural it happened on riverdale

[subaru-copilot]

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

[bxredbunny]

i love when a guy lets me know he jerks off to me. like yes tell me how hard i get you

[justbetweenusdaddy]

call me greedy but i need to watch

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[alastair-1205]

The Eridian science teams try soooo hard to be soooo normal about Grace. "He helped save our entire planet, we cant experiment on him!" "Hes a whole ass intelligent being, the biodome isnt like a zoo enclosure at all we swear." "Rocky might actually kill us if we try and add enrichment things to the biodome just to see what happens. It'll seem like an insult to Grace's intelligence."

Meanwhile Grace is just waiting in anticipation for someone to ask for a chunk of his hair or something. Hes lowkey curious as to what theyd find. Hes fine with being a creature to them its chill he gets it as a fellow intellectual and all around curious guy who insisted on watching Rocky eat.

[alastair-1205]

Turns out you can win at tagging.

[oedipalrivalry]

can everyone start writing fic about the hyperniche ship only i'm interested in. please.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

btw if you’re kink shaming people, I hope you know that every single person who reblogs this post and I are shaming you

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

Are you beating the allegations?

yes

no

Voting ended onMar 22, 2024

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

The allegations,,,

[mielmelon]

inside your body is PITCH BLACK your cells do all of that in the DARK

[babelady]

self care is swallowing lit matches every 5 minutes so that ur cells can see whatever the fuck they’re doing in there

[kosmogrl]

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

[zymotica]

Vossler York Azelas in FINAL FANTASY XII

[runasulienadanika]

come on😀mention my favourite character😀i am well adjusted😀and will act very normal😀i assure you😀

[silentlysensitive]

Me on tumblr fluctuating between horny and sad like 📈📉📈📉📈📉📈📉📈📉📈📉📈📉📈📉📈📉📉📈📈📈📈📈📉📉📉📉📈📉📈📉📈📉📈📉📉📈📉

[joylessdivisionnn]

I would delete your shitty caption addition in every lifetime

[sunsetbuddie]

when you say something awkward and stupid in a social situation that probably no one will remember except you for the rest of time