c!karlnapity incorrect quotes

respect the content creators or die by my sword

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welcome to my c!karlnapity-incorrect-quote blog where we put on our rose-tinted-glasses and ignore canon </3

my carrd :] (meet the op/submission rules)

** this is about the characters played on the dsmp, not the actual ccs. this blog is purely so i can project on these polyam characters simply because they’re the best rep i’ve ever had sjdjsj :’]

also!! fanart is vv much appreciated!! your art is <333

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[a dozen 2-year-old posts falling from my arms] oh my, whats this???

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karl, looking at a selfie of quackity: i hate this photo. 

quackity: i’m cute as fuck in that photo! i’m smiling kindly. 

karl: you’re not smiling kindly; you look like you’re up to something. 

quackity: up to kindness.

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karl: so what’s the plan? 

sapnap: i don’t know. you’re smart, [points at quackity] and he’s mean, come up with something.

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sapnap: don’t ask me what I'm talking about. i don't know, okay? i’m just the vessel. the message has been gifted. i’ve moved on.

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quackity: i’m not creepy.  

quackity: i’m petty. 

quackity: there’s a difference, ya' know.

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sapnap: why would i flip my shit about that? 

karl: because you flip your shit about everything. 

sapnap: well, will you look at this. here is my shit, and yet it remains unflipped. just sitting there on the skillet, getting burned on one side. it’s a miracle.

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karl: what did you two do?? 

sapnap: 

quackity: 

karl: you’re not in trouble, i just need to know if i have to lie to the police again or not.

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quackity: do you ever get pre-annoyed? like you already know someone is going to piss you off? 

karl: what? no, i— 

wilbur: [enters room]

quackity: [jaw clenches]

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quackity: if you want my advice-  

sapnap: no offense but you’re the last person i want relationship advice from. you tried to kill your significant other. multiple times. 

quackity: first off, that was before we started dating. secondly, they’ve also tried to kill me.

wilbur: it’s true. it was mutually attempted murder.

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sapnap: what is wrong with you?!

quackity: loaded question. elaborate.

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karl: you know the sound a fork makes in the garbage disposal? that’s the sound my brain makes all the time.

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interviewer: now let me ask, are their any ladies in the picture?

karl, leaning forward and suddenly looking dead serious: tell me every aspect of my personality that made you assume i was straight so i can erase it immediately

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quackity: no offense to me or anything but what the actual fuck am i doing

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karl: accidentally indulged in too much “me time”

karl: turns out ive been reported missing for over six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities

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quackity, as he’s falling to his death: my life is flashing before my eyes and for some reason it’s all the really gay parts-

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im working on a couple posts for yall <3