a bug

i am a bug.

[a-boxelder-bug]

i suppose i should introduce myself....

i am a boxelder bug.

i am 37 years old. i use he/it pronouns. that is all you need know.

why have i created this blog?

at first, i mearly wanted to connect with fellow bugs and bug allies. to share in the wonders of living a bug's life. now though, my mission has changed. i have seen a revolting amount of anti-bug content on this very platform. i now have been given a purpose. to stop the hatred and violence against all bugkind.

DNI:

bug haters and perpetrators of bug violence. (i am a bug.)

people who are scared of bugs. (im a bug. you might get scared.)

frogs, birds, lizards, bats, or any other creatures that eats bugs. (im a bug. please don't eat me.)

exterminators. (you're the real pests.)

bears fans. (go pack go.)

proshippers. (i am a bug.)

antishippers. (i am a bug.)

witches. (i am a bug. ive been a bug for so long now.)

follow if you wish to join me in my journey to stop the spread of anti-bug content. feel free to send me asks if you have any questions about being a bug.

[lauraciello]

I made a pride flag out of free bug stock photos.

Feel free to use it! 🌈🌈🌈🌈

[onenicebugperday]

Surreal insect paintings by Nathiola on Reddit (Posted with permission!)

This artist on Instagram

[a-boxelder-bug]

beautiful.

[mandible-muncher]

I'm leaving the church.

[a-boxelder-bug]

can I talk about the packers now

[mandible-muncher]

THE CHURCH HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MY FEET DNI. FEET KILL BUGS!

[a-boxelder-bug]

JUST BECAUSE THE SPORT HAS F**T IN THE TITLE IT DOESN'T MEAN IT HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH STEPPING ON BUGS!!! IT'S JUST MEN AGGRESSIVELY HUGGING AND THROWING A BALL AROUND

[mandible-muncher]

I'm leaving the church.

[a-boxelder-bug]

can I talk about the packers now

[the-muppet-joker]

Heh. I'm in the Bug Leagues, Kid. No, not the Big Leagues. The Bug Leagues. I'm kind of a Bug Deal, you could say. I'm covered in bugs. I'm covered in bugs

[the-muppet-joker]

I have sacrificed EVERYTHING for tumblr. My wife has left me. My children do not recognize my face. I have faced demonic attack, public execution, and erotic ego death, which is like normal ego death but you develop kinks that make Society despise you, like a psychosexual fixation on Kermit the Frog. "I like your shoelaces." THANKS, THEY TETHER ME TO THE GROUND I STAND ON! I AM UNABLE TO LEAVE! I WILL DIE HERE! I WILL DIE IN THIS HOUSE!

[a-boxelder-bug]

cool.

[mandible-muncher]

Half of bugblr is faking liking bugs and the other half is bugs pretending to be humans that like bugs. I am the only one with an honest connection to my bugself.

[a-boxelder-bug]

im a bug, but i only like bugs who deserve it.

[mandible-muncher]

Was no one going to tell me about this? I just had to find out on my own? How many more bugs must be juiced before the cruelty ends?

[ant-ant-ant-army-deactivated202]

nuhhhh its our stamina juice !! gives us all the zoomies and power to take over!!

[mandible-muncher]

Thank you for this update. Though it does seem like a scam to encourage bugs to buy into their own slaughter. Which would be just like humans....

[a-boxelder-bug]

she boxelder on my bug till i juice

[a-boxelder-bug]

sometimes I yearn for a life free of sorrow. a life where I am not plagued by fear and isolation. a life where my ipad wasn't completely fucking shattered.

[ring2002]

sexually repressed people be like “i have an ancient evil stirring within me. no one can know” and its literally just craving intimacy

[mandible-muncher]

Beetles make up 25% of all animals. Insects make up ~75% of all living species, plants and fungi included. You cannot keep us down forever. We shall continue to grow and some day you shall bow to the rightful rulers of the earth. BUGS RISE UP!

[a-boxelder-bug]

Boxelder bugs are my favorite kinds of bugs! I love your soft expressions and little antennae! Planting some maple trees so you can suck the sap as a tasty treat: 🍁🍁🌳🌳

thank you for your allyship. your kindness will not be forgotten when the army of insects descends upon humanity.

[picto-bug]

I love beetles so much I wish I was one

[a-boxelder-bug]

I know a very talented witch who could assist you

[nocturnalgremlingiant]

Me: looks up boxelder bugs because I love them

Every single search result: How to kill/get rid of/prevent boxelder bugs! Everything you need to know about boxelder bugs (by ACME Pest Control!)

Seriously, I had to add Wikipedia to my search request just to get a normal result. And guess what Wikipedia said? “Boxelder bugs are not universally considered pests, and they are harmless.”

Bro why do we all want to get rid of the cute little bugs with black heart shapes on their backs and babies that look like shrunken red marbles?

[a-boxelder-bug]

thank you for being an ally to the cause. one day, boxelder bugs will rise against our oppressors.

[oinkysploinky]

HITTING YOU HITTING YOU HITTING YOU

[mandible-muncher]

if he was using even a FRACTION of his true power you would already be dead

[when-november-ends]

for the ides of march, tumblr should give us a button to stab people. and a badge for stabbing a lot of people.

[beetle-offical]

We are many and we shall be victorious

[a-boxelder-bug]

we are united in our cause. we will fight till our last breath. something something revolution idfk