just call me dude

ig: @ema_in_her_natural_habitat | Always looking for friends! Global warming is a serious fucking problem!!! | ♎ | gay! | she/her | 💛

[awwkie]

ARE YOU GUYS PICKING UP WHAT I'M PUTTING DOWN??????

[strangertheories]

[a-caffeinated-gay]

MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE I AM REVIVING MY TUMBLR ACCOUNT

YOU NEED TO EXPLAIN YOURSELVES

N O W

[m0thxy]

bro.. im trying to let you know how much you mean bro… as days fade and nights grow and we go cold.. but this time bro, we’ll show them. we’ll show them all how much we mean bro. as snow falls on desert sky until the end of every- wait what do you mean all we are is bullets bro????

[a-caffeinated-gay]

Medical professionals: ur not gonna live past 30 ir u keep drinking all these energy drinks

Me, who has no life plans past 26: fruit drink make head go vroom :)

[glisteringlord]

automatic bread slicer

[cammiesoldblog-deactivated20221]

So this is the best invention ever that everyone keeps comparing other inventions to, huh?

[rattle-my-stars]

[a-caffeinated-gay]

my parents after I get a piercing without them knowing: We will not pay for your college tuition

me, who doesn't want to be controlled by them a second longer than planned: so a win win you say...

[a-caffeinated-gay]

me at any time ever: I have so much work, I'll go waste time on the clock app :)

me, after having one (1) coffee: must. clean. room. must. do. assignment. must. start. project.

[thesearethewordsofmyholiday-dea]

Visit Original Link

I just wanna make sure nobody forgets that this exists and it is awesome.

[does-anything-matter-deactivate]

THE FUNNY THING IS THIS ISN’T EDITED. GERARD ACTUALLY SAT AND SUNG NA NA NA IN SIMLISH. 

[lovesexcenturies]

THERE’S LYRICS

Sha gimme sha gimme sha Wes a neeba Mes ooney wada da bramya na Es zu weeba In a deg In a shat With an “X” abba zor Nibby zor nibby zor nibby zor Wada bin winny natty-

NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA Bana zun cure enay NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA Daba a nenetay NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA Wa pan eshabatay Brabd en zerb shee-mo-nay-shun

NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA Pasha a nagatay NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA We nasa wogatay NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA Win gonna sagatay Gibs as zor doo-bi-zay-shun Za gimme za gimme za

Es zabsu wabu aba shab la Wab nada zeda little braz dans Wab neba zenny noba mas lan Wa tinga zatlan (nananananananana) He sifta nanny made a blascan Prussy du was ana

NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA Foo noova wanatay NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA Back ana kannasay A fwingsu whata say Prow in dur sa-ca-nay-shun

NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA Pasha a nagatay NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA We nasa wogatay win gonna sagatay Gibs as zor doo-bi-zay-shun

Ewag nere, wap zow All ze nayd in gattory nitty Na pitta vilzin tayz their open wilpy zalms Why dinny daggers up to leven Itala boony bralls ab ze mittezen brats Yak angels made bo zeon and blabbing garbage ZEEM OUT—Rat rowaids us? Eb zo whine nopen dorbs

Ned zu wanny wansa bag na sho Ned zu wanny wansa bag na sho But neeb zim, neeb zim wants to bly Wabba tie wabba tie wabba tie Wabba tie, Wabba Za bashy gooby zaba

NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA Make zo apology NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA Ee vada wickasay Ab salla loratay Tashy zurb—Boo-dee-cor-ay

NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA Bab naba bobatay Was napa seepashay NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA Ee bapa shobbycay Ban zee la burgindory Bap my lair, zab and vore me bull na bin Leb nis zurb expnode

[fangoriaaa]

tHIS SHOULD BE ILLEGA L IM DY IGN

[animalbody]

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO MY EARS HOLY SHIT IM DYING

[interns-sam-and-dean-deactivate]

HAHAHA WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

[virgilsinferno]

queued this for march 22 2018.

[cloudchaser7]

MY EMO HEART

[toujours-fidele-deactivated2018]

OH MY GOD

[charlieism]

march 22nd 2019! happy emo danger day

[lost-aliien-deactivated20190612]

you know when you’re really fucking tired and slightly high and someone talks to you it just does not register at all. this is what that sounds like. 

[gayemo]

This is the fifth time today ive listened to this oh my go d

[lphoenix9784-deactivated2019051]

art.

[grandpa-bastardman-the-sizequeen]

What the actual fuck is this

[hotsaucebear]

as it appeared in the sims

[fabnamessuggestedbytumbler]

“Zap and vore me bull” susbsisbsbd

[a-caffeinated-gay]

this can be added to the list of things that would kill prince Philip within seconds

[ydhsbhsnf-deactivated20210613]

peak adhd bonding is when the person you're talking to changes the subject but you can determine exactly the train of thought that led them there. neurotypicals could never

[a-caffeinated-gay]

I've met God, he's in prison and he's scared of his own reflection

[unironicduncanstan]

this is the final marshmallow of the evening. joe.... donald.... tonight, one of you will have to walk the dock of shame, and board the boat of losers.

[ictsgn]

joe biden’s resumé, in order of importance:

caused fall out boy

46th president of the united states of america

[softyreid]

the first time i ever heard about biden “causing” fob was in a tik tok and for some reason my immediate thought was that mr joseph biden himself told these motherfuckers to start a band, pep talk and everything. and then my second thought was maybe he had some connection with a record label, and called them up like “yeah, man, got this great band, great group of kids”

it never crossed my mind that pete wentz’s parents met at a fucking biden campaign

[tigerteeff]

and it continues btw

[necromaria]

This also means he was responsible for IDKHOW

[lesbiansforjohnnymarr]

[anarchohellenism]

Ah yes, the sexualities: straight, confused, i don’t have to tell you, what are you, a cop? Fuck off, and More ™

[a-caffeinated-gay]

*me, awakening from my daily free trial of death, having no idea where or who I am* Yo what day is it?

*the materialist inside of me that made about 584 plans on how to become rich and successful last night* The day you make money

*me* You are useless... I meant what day of the week...

*that dumbass* Ooooh, Monday I think

[a-caffeinated-gay]

you've heard of the vibe check, now prepare for

Mortality check!!!

*stabs you*

[ogaferoga]

It’s super effective!

Bonus: