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She/Her

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[daco-showman]

literally nothing funnier than a newly born aquatic mammal realizing they've been cursed to live in water

[frenzyarts]

Wet beast

[kragehund-est]

i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

[kragehund-est]

i sent this meme to 7 people, and 4 of them asked me to translate for them. i legitimately do not think that was necessary.

[vickythestrange]

[beholdingslut]

Robert de Niro in heat and I’m not apologising

i forgot heat was the name of a movie and i had my finger on the block button

[mothmanchronicler]

[januaryysummers]

[myleftpinkytoe]

UM WE FORGOT THE OTHER TWO

[atomicrow]

tumblr when a new pathetic man drops

[silveme]

when i was 12 and new to tumblr i didn't know what bisexual meant and i thought it was like you had split personalities and one was gay and one was straight so i asked someone i was kind of friends with "who are you today?" and when they went ??? i said "are you the gay one or the straight one today" and they blocked me

Bi people when their gay side takes over

[allsadnshit]

Roasted chicken, ginger, daikon, shiitake mushroom soup with lime, cilantro, broccoli sprouts, and rice noodles

[monsterlogic]

[allsadnshit]

Thank u for this contribution

[instant-oatmeal]

Souphelia

[degeneration-design-doctor]

OPhởlia

[koloocheh]

forget about touching grass, i need to touch THE SEA I NEED TO GO INTO THE WATER I NEED TO DIVE INTO THE SEA!!!!!!!!!!!!

[koloocheh]

I NEED TO GO IN THERE ⬇️⬇️⬇️‼️‼️‼️

[mulderscully]

u ever in such a bad mood u feel urself turning evil?

[mulderscully]

had an actual meal. not evil anymore

[girlstressed]

can’t stop smiling in inappropriate situations

[girlstressed]

forgive me father for i have grinned

[feralkwe]

i'm bisexual and tired. rb if you're bisexual and tired.

[batfleckgifs]

BEN AFFLECK Jan 04 2024

[fairycosmos]

stomach hurts from hunger. stomach hurts from eating. what the hell do yuou want from me you stupid fucking organ

[cannibalchicken]

[fanghusband]

may your 2024 be vampiric and homoerotic

[aurpiment]

Shout out to the ten primate species, four bat species, elephant shrews, and the Cairo spiny mouse. Nobody else gets it

[oarfjsh]

[tessa-the-duck]

here you are sweetie

[fantasmalresplendent]

I can't be the first to make this connection

[fantasmalresplendent]

y'all slept on the first chart but I will make the world see my vision