Plonts

I like plants more than most people If you send me pictures of plants there is a 99% chance we'll get along

[glutenoceros]

Thinking about how good The Old Kingdom series would be as movies or a tv series again

[lizzybizzyart]

“I want you to appear before me every day, like this, until the day we leave,” said Harrowhark

fellas is it gay to demand your childhood nemesis appear before you everyday wearing traditional face paint after applying said face paint under threat of force

[botanyshitposts]

the first lesson of science is humility actually. like hubris is cool but only if you can take the L

[lunah-goodbye]

growing up reading fantasy books was such a bust cause your whole life you’re left wanting more from life and like there’s something missing and you’re just waiting for that missing part to begin but it’s never gonna come

[lunah-goodbye]

[badndngirl]

just write a shitty poem, what do you have to lose

[badndngirl]

To everyone reblogging this and saying something like “my dignity,” may I submit this very good and accurate tweet

[imsopopfly]

Writing bad poetry is even more fun than writing good poetry I highly recommend it

[valtsv]

me consuming fictional work after fictional work to distract myself from the fact that i exist: i can have little a escapism. as a treat.

[gvq]

[scarlett-the-seachild]

think this has to be one of my favourite headlines of anything ever

[tsunflowers]

why are these all so fucked up

[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

the fossil pokemon of this gen are inspired by several incidents in britain (and europe at large but mostly britain) where many fossils were put together completely wrong, resulting in shit like this being in actual museums. this particular one (the “otto von guerick unicorn”) is actually from germany, but it’s the funniest of them. see the crystal palace dinosaurs or the piltdown man for british examples

in the game, you’re combining fossils from completely different extinct pokemon, resulting in these monstrosities that have dex entries like this:

“Its mighty legs are capable of running at speeds exceeding 40 mph, but this Pokémon can’t breathe unless it’s underwater.“

“The shaking of its freezing upper half is what generates its electricity. It has a hard time walking around.“

“Though it’s able to capture prey by freezing its surroundings, it has trouble eating the prey afterward because its mouth is on top of its head.“

some of the 8 dex entries even speculate why these pokemon may have gone extinct, which is funny because they never existed in the first place. they’re chimeras that are exclusive to the pokemon universe’s modern times.

the professor lady who puts the fossils together in the pokemon games is even named Cara Liss (careless)

some people have made fanart of what the original pokemon may have looked like, here’s one, here’s another, and here’s a third!

[vieux-soleil]

when old people say two toddlers are boyfriend and girlfriend

[susanoomon]

hello

just to say that falinks is one of the most precious pokemon

[susanoomon]

This is how my last 6 brain cells would look if they could properly teamwork

[wayward-delver]

Better than Exeggcute ever was.

[susanoomon]

[ask-yawgmoth]

what is the powerhouse of the cell?

[seashellronan]

there’s honestly nothing worse than an apple that’s not crisp like don’t come near me with that grainy soft shit, that weak ass crunch i’d rather die

[beggars-opera]

this is an anti-red delicious apple blog and if you don’t agree you can block me right now

[mioxenoblade]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[kyloren]

by the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes

[gifbro]

[4gifs]

Japanese Sumo robots

[setheverman]

this is the funniest gif i’ve seen all week what the fuck is going on

[bunjywunjy]

the best part is this isn’t even HALF the relentless bullshit insanity that goes on in robot sumo wrestling, a sport where the contestants are all hyperfast robots with scoop attachments and preprogrammed moves. 

(this one wants to be a beyblade when it grows up)

the idea is to include as many unique moves as you can, to make your shrieking deathbot difficult to counter

or dodging. that works too.

also, some of the speed demons have… unorthodox attachments to fool other bot’s sensors

WIIINGS MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRR

robot sumo is also a sport where spectators may end up taking a small robot to the shins if they aren’t careful.

FLYYYYYYY

I hope you enjoyed our foray into madness!

[s-p-giffy]

IT GOT BETTER!!!

[transmortifried]

Y’all. Looking at professionally made sumo robots is great. You know what’s better though? Looking at extremely UNprofessionally made sumo robots.

Here enjoy.

[jumpingjacktrash]

oh my god please watch this video

“she gave up looking for the robot and sent us a photo of her having a beer. the crowd applauded this act of supreme crappiness.”

one robot is just a kleenex box with a bunch of dildos on it, one does nothing but shake a packet of instant soup, i love humanity so much right now

[vastderp]

!!!

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

lads im goin into cardiac arrest

[der-hornmeister]

shoutout to the robot reacting to sound, transfixed at the cheering audience instead of its opponent

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[slimetony]

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