Kill The Lights

Minnesota | '90 | she/her You can call me Seraphica, Sera, Suzuka, Suz, or whatever else strikes your fancy. If I ever share a post or comment that is insensitive or needs correction, please let me know!

[herssian]

"there is no way you're not using chatgpt for at least a few things here and there no matter your stance on it" what the FUCK are you talking about

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[ocean-again]

sound on, they are not singing the tune you would expect.

[lipglosswearer]

why aren’t all mugs microwave safe. grow up.

[pancakeke]

[bathroomcube]

berries go bad so fast because they are born evil unfortunately

[seraphica]

Vermont State University has awarded an honorary Doctorate of Litter-ature to a cat named Max.

[qualitysigns]

Nolde Forest, Reading, Pennsylvania, USA

[antigonickpdf]

overheard in the coffee shop from a middle aged gay man to his (female) friend: “are you embarrassed? about being foolish? please manage yourself better in this situation. this man is not behaving as if he is interested in you.”

[antigonickpdf]

“he’s evil. like jeff bezos. Do you understand.” and she’s just nodding with eyes downcast in shame

[antigonickpdf]

meanwhile some influencer is filming a mukbang three feet away. he’s wearing a domo hat exactly like this one but it’s neon blue and he’s slurping loudly over the idiot sandwich lecture happening nearby

[antigonickpdf]

i forgot to add this until now but after the gay guy was done scolding his friend and they left, their table was taken up by an aging european twink telling a wealthy-looking bubbe with increasing distress about how much cold cut meat he’d eaten the night before and the funnier she found it the more distraught he got about his nighttime deli frenzy

[antigonickpdf]

he was like [completely unidentifiable european accent] after you went to bed. i ate ze ham. and ze mortadella also… and. also the prosciutto. no stop giggling at me zis is not funny it was 500 grams each. i ate 500 grams of ze ham and 500 grams of ze mortadella and 500 grams of ze prosciutto and that is ONE POINT FIVE KILOGRAMS OF MEAT !! I ate so many meats!!! Stop giggling at me i am going to be fat!!!! I even ate ze cheeses!!!

[clubhoops]

Happy Pride.

[hidefdoritos]

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:

Go for the bigger blanket.

Are you thinking of making or buying a blanket? There is no universe in which you will want a smaller blanket. Meanwhile, you have free will, and you can choose this universe to have a bigger blanket. Your potential to snuggle will unlimited by the boundaries of simple cloth.

Go for the bigger blanket.

[i-am-a-fan]

(losing a trinket important to me): it’s just plastic. It’s just material. Someone else will find it and it’ll brighten up their day. If i really want to i can replace it. Loss is natural in love. Life isn’t fair and i’ll tear up earth and sky if i knew i could find you again under the covers of my pillows. But like, it’s $16.67 to replace. I’m okay.

[i-am-a-fan]

you have to realize that you CAN keep everything perfect and safe, but you’ll never get to fully enjoy them. Sweaters get stretched. Stuffed animals get worn. Earrings get lost. and love turns to grief. If i want to be happy, i have to know that sadness is the little brother who holds her hand.

[i-am-a-fan]

Nvm. Trinket was found and i’m now keeping it locked up forever so i can’t ever lose it again

[seraphica]

On WNBA draft night 2026, Olivia Miles - one of the projected top picks - made a point of wearing her hair naturally.

She also made a point of shouting out the lesbians, the gays, and the theys, which Tumblr should appreciate.

Miles ended up going second overall, to the Minnesota Lynx. On top of a stand-out start to her career - she was named Rookie of the Month in May and led the Lynx to a top-of-the-league start even with star Napheesa Collier out - she's also slowly seen more of her teammates join her in the hair game.

First up was Nia Coffey. Coffey was already close, but on Media Day she was styling with a bit more of a curl effect. By the time the season started, she'd gone full poof.

Next was the baby of the team, 21-year-old Anastasiia Olairi "Ola" Kosu. Kosu kicked off the season with some fabulous purple braids, but a few games in she took them out and joined the natural hair club. (Being at the game she debuted this hairstyle in was actually rather funny, as all three of the above players had their hair in the same poof style, similar skintones, and during warmups their outfits were also identical).

The most recent to join is Maya Caldwell, a few games after Kosu. Caldwell - both stylish and one of the funniest people in the game - also stands out because throughout her career her hair has primarily been styled long, often in braids.

Honorable mention goes to Courtney Williams (aka one of the Studbudz). While she's long kept her hair short, so far this season it's also stayed undyed and a bit "poofier" than in recent years.

Who's next?

[cop-disliker69]

Is there a polite way to tell a student to take it easy on the thesaurus? 

[argumate]

alleviate your compulsion to lunge for the tome

[omegaversereloaded]

Anyway enough lame gifted kid discourse we are in our 20s. Let's talk about how homeschooling in america should be fucking illegal it's insane lol

[omegaversereloaded]

[13thpythagoras]

Tumblr let's crowdsource a legit home schooling curriculum that isn't cultish

[omegaversereloaded]

On it chief

[catgirl-kaiju]

my extremely powerful long chip (utahraptor toe claw for reference)

[catgirl-kaiju]

to show how big my chip is 🙄

[explicitlyrics]

❨･¨⬮

esnupi

[fox-bright]

... all at once?

[seraphica]