idk if this appropriate for this time but…
- Kuroo is surprisingly whiny when he’s sick and absolutely despises getting sick.
- He’d be the type of person to ignore it until he has like a raging 103° F (39° C) fever and someone forces him to go home.
- “i promise i’m not sick it’s just a head ache”
- insists on working through a fever and Kenma has to be like “get into bed idiot”
- “if you wanted to get me into bed all you had to do was ask kitten”
- Secretly enjoys getting parts of sick because he can get Kenma to dote on him.
- Kenma has gotten better at taking care of himself but still has a relatively weak immune system
- has headaches because he’s super busy and almost always looks at the screen
- wears a-lot of masks because he coughs a lot but has the added bonus of pretty good at hiding his identity
- when they first start dating he kinda has to fight Kuroo off and Kuroo eventually gets it and understands when it’s not that bad.
- But when it does get really bad Kuroo is the best at making him feel better
- Bokuto Has like one errant sniffle or cough and Akaashi is like “Bokuto-san, you are a professional and you have practice tomorrow you cannot afford to get sick. Wear your scarf, take my hat, are you going to take your thick jacket? here are some hand-warmers.” and Bokuto thinks this is adorable.
- This is because Boktuo doesn’t really get sick
- When he does get sick it’s annoying to others because he seems to get better over night.
- “It’s because of my great sleep regimen and great metabolism”
- “i’m too annoyed to tell you that’s not how it works Kou-chan”
- Whenever Bokuto gets really sick everyone panics and Akaashi is always this close to calling Urgent Care
- “Keji, i promise you don’t need to call the hospital”
- Akaashi literally stops being able to function, sleeps for like twenty hours straight
- Bokuto is a very doting boyfriend he brings Akaashi soup and masked cheek kisses until Akaashi feels better.
- all Akaashi wants to do is cuddle until he feels better and bokuto is only too happy to oblige
- Usually takes a long time to get better but doesn’t get sick often either.
- Like with a cold it can take him weeks to stop coughing.
- another one of those “lol what, i’m not sick, its only allergies”
- “iwachan, you’re pale and wobbled as you got out of bed this morning”
- Oikawa dosen’t really know how to take care of sick person so he just buys like eight types of medicine and a bunch of things he hopes will make a person feel better
- Has to fight Oikawa off because the idiot is always insisting on kisses “ Oi, i don’t want you getting sick”
_ functions surprisingly well when sick
- Oikawa is the whiny, demanding sick person
- Iwaizumi grumbles the entire time taking care of him but obviously he loves the attention
- like many, he enjoys cuddles
- his voice gets more nasally than usual when he’s congested and Iwaizumi thinks its the funniest things in the world.
- Suga does not like getting sick so he will legit do anything to avoid it.
- like you get sick and he’s like “nope get you and your pathogens the fuck away from me”
- “you’s sick, you’s on your own honey”
- Daichi takes care of himself like a good person
- Daichi makes great chicken soup because his little siblings get sick all the time.
- They don’t really have cold medication in their house so when they have to go and buy some they always overbuy and it expires.
Also, Send Prompts and Ships i wanna see what my Haikyuu brain is made of