Experiments in Mass Appeal

Lucas | 33 | He/Him | Bi

[angel-in-shibari]

[daughter-of-sapph0]

infinite handcuffs hack

[thegaymertrainer]

TikTok live is such a waste of time there are no good….

[cognitohazardous]

this is how we should generate power for cities

[transmechanicus]

contextual storytelling from that sign in the back

[quendergeer]

muttering "the hamsters control the wheels" as i wander around like a blind medieval soothsayer

[mrsterlingeverything]

Okay

[orcboxer]

[constructreese]

By far the funniest thing in the entire manga to date

[captain-price-unofficially]

[shocklabrynth]

our glorious magitek vs their soy and reddit steampunk

[castrationfaq]

Whatd you say

[shocklabrynth]

fuuuuck i didn’t mean it Sir i swear

[castrationfaq]

Haha well as long as it doesnt happen again

[bromdebus]

Did you buy the rights to the second one

[hymneminium]

#oh my god did gallagher just discover the term dank this is so exciting #does he know it's a weed thing?? there's no way right

Of course Peter Gallagher knows that "dank" is a weed thing. He also knows that "in heat" is a sex thing and that when aliens "probe" someone it's in the anus.

These are words, not things. Heathcliff is a comic about symbols.

You're never going to get a comic where an alien actually probes someone any more than you're going to get a comic where the Man-Eating Giant eats a man. You're just going to get a dozen comics where aliens like the word "probe".

Heathcliff wears the ham helmet because it's the helmet you wear when you eat a ham. You can tell it's that helmet because it says "ham" on it. The helmet's function is determined not by its form but by its label.

summer = beach = sand = desert = mummy and thus there is the Summer Mummy. Because of symbolic associations that do not otherwise cohere.

Robots don't wear clothes but the mere act of labeling them "nude" makes them nude. And once a painting is a nude painting there has to be a fig leaf because a "nude" without a "figleaf" is "indecent".

A "ham" is a ham even when it's a car. A yam can be a ham can be a car because "yam" sounds like "ham". Symbols have overtaken things.

[hymneminium]

Jimmy is Heathcliff's attempt to manipulate these symbols.

popularity = billboards, popularity = charity fundraising, popularity = influencers. But standing underneath the word "influencer" has failed to make Jimmy popular. Why is this?

[mettic]

Just wanted to remind you all that  SM64 - Watch for Rolling Rocks - 0.5x A Presses (Commentated) is the best video of all time

[meltknuckles]

a fated pair of star-crossed bunnies 🩷🐇

[quietsea]

@dogjpeg

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

The beautiful and endangered Dumb Gulper Shark

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

[mn72r]

[wallofgoats]

me putting the little tag back on the bread bag

[trucyisright]

my mother is playing pikmin and yelling at them in the exact tone of voice she uses for me and my siblings so we go into fight or flight every time. we thought initially that this meant she regarded the pikmin as akin to her children, but I now fear she’s always viewed us as pikmin

[komorebigold]

why did you choose to become a teacher?

I became a substitute because apparently you only need a bachelor's to do it and it paid better than food service. Then, they sank their hooks in me and made me care about the lives of the children I teach. So, I got a Master's in Education focusing on equity and inclusion in the classroom. Now I have a hoard of queer kids that call me mom.

[shinenegreymon]

School of rock

[komorebigold]

Fuck

[project-catgirlpiller]

[tiny-space-whale]

Reblog if you are a human rights extremist who believes that all humans are equal and has no sense of loyalty to nation states.

[victusinveritas]

[naamahdarling]

WTF this is masterful, 10/10.

[marjorierose]

Other people have said this in notes, but the Bulwer-Lytton contest involves writing the most absurd opener you can think of and submitting it to the contest. It's not a judgment like the Razzies or the bad sex in books award or something; it's a game. Diana Murtaugh of Baltimore is to be congratulated for this win.

[gumi-megpoidd]

INCREDIBLE NAME

[trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter]

[pnglove]

let’s get cozy with mama

[weirdpngs]

Baby need smoko