[carpe-aurore]

Got that pussy that tastes like McDonald's sprite

[carpe-aurore]

which one of you cowards just unfollowed me

[traversety]

the spirit is willing but the flesh is so fucking out of it rn. actually the flesh would like to pack it up and leave. it's done with the horrors.

[pukicho]

I’d honestly be scared as fuck if a bunch of basic shapes came floating towards me. Yellow Prism. Red Sphere? Fuck that.

[javascript-official]

You are really gonna freak out when I tell you about the sun

[pukicho]

The Sun's fine as long as it stays over there

[veltroxx]

this made me smile, sending you warm vibes today

[pukicho]

… How warm?

[calligrificator]

[legallybrunettedotcom]

[inbabylontheywept]

Until death, all defeat is psychological.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

vibes

[weantuniverse]

(via Facebook)

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was tidying up a room, and right in the middle of it I saw a massive grandfather clock. At some point I noticed it had the AO3 symbol on it, so obviously I decided to take a picture and post it on Tumblr.

Except I accidentally captioned it, “guys check this out, I’ve got the one and only AO3 grandfather cock.”

I realized immediately, but by the time I reblogged it with “CLOCK” in all caps, it was too late. It had already done numbers on this hellsite.

[lakeside-paradise]

#mygrandfathercock

[dreamweirder]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

once i had a dream that i killed every person who had ever lived and who ever would live. then i got transported to a flat plain made entirely of water that i could walk on. i met god, and they said ‘you killed everyone. now what?’ and then i woke up and had to stare at the wall for a while

[silverjirachi]

your dashboard is supposed to be at LEAST halfway full of shit you have no context for and fandoms you're not involved in. it is the natural way of the universe

[exsequar]

We all need diverse ecosystems

[thememedaddy]

[in-hearts-affliction]

Neck Deep // Can’t Kick Up The Roots

[indolentjellyfish]

bee nice to her

[bee-ina-boat]

I needed to draw her

[indolentjellyfish]

absolutely resplendent!

[pukicho]

Tumblr, I might’ve already done that

[carpe-aurore]

Got that pussy that tastes like McDonald's sprite

[carpe-aurore]

which one of you cowards just unfollowed me

[livelovelaugh-777]

[mossymaidn]