[tomsmusictaste]

Sick Enough // The Way I Am

[letsmakepoppunkgreatagain]

A Day To Remember - Have Faith In Me

[letsmakepoppunkgreatagain]

A Day To Remember - All I Want

[thememedaddy]

[happyllamaglama]

[mutantrenegade]

You know Jones soda cap, as a tumblr user i can actually say i think I have.

[kosmogrl]

not a caller not a texter but a secret third thing

[kosmogrl]

don’t contact me. ever

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req'd by @brieflie

honk snork mimimi

text: My bones are lead my brains are sleepy

[navigatorsnorth]

Phenomenal spare wheel cover I walked past the other day

[somespicycheese]

That's retroreflective tape

basically the same surface as road signs and hi-vis vests.

It bounces light directly back to the source.

this is meant to send the LED headlights right back to those drivers.

I love it

[slipping-into-madness]

[teaboot]

Oh, fuck OFF

[were--ralph]

the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists

[were--ralph]

we're going to try again witha little but minimal casting

IT will happen in August of 2026. like to charge and reblog to cast but cast sparingly

[were--ralph]

Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.

[hollowedskin]

Me trying to say something to my partner about some cool fanart I just saw on my dash.

Him: back up back up, what the FUCK is Mouse Effect.

[lizardsexposed]

[hollowedskin]

Lizardsex I love you...

The burning question of course is whether everyone is mice, or just the humans. Like are the salarians little frogs or is it Mice and Mice With Blue Tentacles???

[lizardsexposed]

sorry im absolutely too floored by the fact you just called me 'lizardsex' to give you an answer

[hollowedskin]

... I see now your name is probably Lizards Exposed and not in fact Lizard Sex Posed.

[dwarf-scum]

This exact phenomenon is why there’s now a hyphen in my url.

[frontmansdog]

there’s a t-shirt that says “I survived a bad day and all I got was the rest of my life” and yeah I still think about it

[satan-offical]

im full of fucking rage

[creekfiend]

on this website I frequently find myself feeling like ron swanson at home depot

[hypokeimena]

#when people tell you youre wrong when you are actually wrong: embarrassing! but tolerable #when people tell you you are wrong when RON SWANSON AT HOME DEPOT I KNOW MORE THAN YOU: #MOST HARROWING HUMAN EXPERIENCE.

[creekfiend]

funniest tag humanly possible. thank you for your correction, accuracy is important to me.

[simkaye]

Running errands but I’m hot and overstimulated