Hartless

A vauge ass, callin out, two tittied biTCH

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[phantomrose96]

The "fake gamers" debate always seems to be about "hey fake gamer girls are just trying to impress REAL gamer men" which to me seems EXCEPTIONALLY off-base.

I know so many fake gamers. I follow so many. My dash is lit up with video game content from people who haven't owned a console since the GameCube. I'm talking people who have never memorized a single release date because of how irrelevant it is to them. And ALL of them do it for a single purpose: to reblog horny monster-fucker content from trailers of video games they have absolutely no plans to purchase whatsoever.

To think they have any interest in "Real Gamers" is just kind of hilarious. The fake gamers community is a thriving robust culture of people who are simply trying their absolute damnedest to fuck the Resident Evil vampire lady. You think they're gonna be lusting after a basement dweeb who's 100%'d Halo? Some beetle-proportioned Reddit dweller with the highest KD ratio in COD? You fools? You lugnutted soda-fountain-teet suckers? The fake gamers are here for a 7 foot tall vampire milf with tits to match. What absolutely goddamn part of that even hints at thirsting for a GamerGate Grand Master?

[phantomrose96]

@/every person in the notes telling me she's actually 9'6": Not a single damn one of you knows how to hold a controller but you sure fucking know the exact height of the vampire milf. this is why I respect you.

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

[gestaposcope]

shut up shut up shut up shut up

[red-faced-wolf-deactivated20251]

They’re right though

[elenamanetta]

Insects may as well be the size of elephants for the way I react to them.

[retrogamingblog2]

[ky-ju-deactivated20231122]

I feel like practicing any skill would be way more fun if I could have a lil level increase thing that pops up in front of me every time I do good like in Skyrim

[ky-ju-deactivated20231122]

“Push ups increased to level 5”

“Writing dialogue increased to level 37”

“Coping mechanisms (healthy) increased to level 18”

[nutsacktorturer]

[funnytwittertweets]

[gay-irl]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[sloth-incarnate]

[i-rathernot-say]

I was so proud when he didn't spill the milk

[ariaste]

when he didn't spill the milk, I said out loud, "Oh hey, great job!!! You did a great job!"

[teddylacroix]

Help me peesh

[gravityofstars]

Deewishies

[romcommunist]

gimme the beef broth and free my soul i wanna get lost in this fuckin bowl and sip away

[itsthesinbin]

discourse in other fandoms: lgbtphobia or racism, ships, etc

discourse in stardew valley fandom: if you can fish without mods fuck you

[sp-acemonkeymafia]

I can and will fish without mods, somebody come fuck me

[itsthesinbin]

the absolute POWER behind this response has me fucking losing it

[lastvalyrian]

fish fear me, everyone in this thread desires me carnally

[eternalgirlscout]

miss piggy puts up with so much as a woman in show business and her response to misogyny is never to turn the other cheek or take the high road. it’s to physically attack people. and she’s right.

[thoseotherstickyvalentines]

#Miss Piggy was legitimately one of my childhood idols because every time a guy pissed her off, she threw him across the stage #while wearing pearls and a cocktail gown

[white-throated-packrat]

I mean, those were MY life goals as a nine year old.

[yugiohz]

how is this real

[gunsandfireandshit]

Yugi looking in his Millennium Puzzle like

[screenshotsofdespair]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[akinakamii]

[huffylemon]

RIP yahoo answers