Shaving people, punting things

Hey I'm Angela 29 years old  from Germany Still shipping Destiel and still loving Twilight because life is short hunny

[eeahs]

if you’re 26 and older, reblog.

[lionofchaeronea]

I remember when I was 26. The mastodon hunts were the highlight of my day, and we cheered whenever we made fire...

[eggsaladstain]

please just watch this

Source: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver, September 21, 2025

[corrie-zodori]

Anyone: Hey (asks about a special interest of mine)? Me: Becomes an unskippable cutscene

[webbyghost]

[sunshine-tattoo]

[fuzzyhairedfreak]

[oldmanontumbler]

[needtotalkilllisten]

[marklikely]

blocked someone for having "strong opinions" on how much they hate tofu . she isnt a joke to me thats my fucking wife youre talking about

[marklikely]

[feetdavidson]

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

[feetdavidson]

this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther

me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you’re so fucking stupid

[servalias]

oh my god the original out in the wild

[targetedknowledge]

[voltaspistol]

[grenade-maid]

Whenever I see someone refer to "Victorian era-" for places outside the UK I'm tempted to start saying shit like "Han Dynasty era Rome", "Soviet era Australia" etc

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

“Welcome to Soviet America, home of the McDonalds and Cocaine Cola. Long live Comrade Reagan.”

[olivia-online]

The Civil War, or as I like to call it, Late Tokugawa Period America

[melonisopod]

I know this is a joke but this helps me put a lot of historical periods into perspective.

[computationalcalculator]

"cowboys were a sort of itinerant warrior class common in meiji-era texas"

[correctopinionhaver]

[a-miniac]

I know I'm absolutely not the first person to ask this, but anyone else feel like screaming into the void??

[leviathan-supersystem]

internet politics and real-world politics have gotten so separated, and pretty soon all this internet weirdness is gonna come crashing into real life and politicians are gonna start throwing around words like “SJW” and “anime communist” and “dark enlightenment” and it’s just gonna be the most ridiculous fucking thing

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 13th of april, 2015.

[leviathan-supersystem]

happy 10 year anniversary!

[august--and-everything-after]

[headspace-hotel]

This post.

This fucking post.

It is in some ways, the only piece of evidence I have that there was a time Before.

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[sacred-snout]

Applied to some jobs yesterday so now’s a good time to reblog potato of luck.

[mclennonyaoi]

whenever i’m bored i go to r/petfree and scroll for a while because these people are so fucking insane and have cultivated an echo chamber that is so crazy and they don’t even know it. it’s like actually really funny

[mclennonyaoi]

they get REALLY mad when someone calls their pet their baby and it’s always somehow mixed with some borderline misogynistic complaint about how the birth rate is falling. just incomprehensible levels of discourse going on over there

[mclennonyaoi]

like. what??? you’re mad because you saw a dogs footprints in the sand? not an actual dog or dog poop just. footprints? that will be washed away? you are a human being living on earth. of course you’re going to see evidence of dogs being alive sometimes. are you like, ok?

[junglejim4322]

Omg they’re like incels but for animals

[haraamzada-deactivated20191222]

where are those big bang theory memes where sheldon is saying random words instead of bazinga

[haraamzada-deactivated20191222]

[crtter]

Let’s bring those back

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

What the fuck am I looking at

[krystal-prisms]

Is this what a seizure feels like

[ellistruggle]

i’m cry laughing so much .. i am actually dead holy shit

[purr-in-ink]

[itsfelixiguess]