A Minute To Midnight

I can get toothpaste out of my t-shirt in under five minutes, if that doesn't impress you I don't know what will | She/Her

[ilexvici]

Kirk & Spock fight scene but Mamma Mia is playing in the background

[soidreamtiwasastarfleetcommander]

This is what it’s like in my brain

[theworldofcinema]

“Now Colin, you’ve always been seen as a romantic lead to the ladies. How did you apply this to a gay context? Was it difficult for you? How did you-”

[zakkorama]

Hero.

[serrae]

Not just that he said it, but that he seemed really angry that he had to.

[lady-mephistopheles]

We don’t deserve him.

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

Otter teaches human how to pet him.

[threesideddream]

me asking for attention and affection

[did-you-know]

[drankinwatahmelin]

#2 did not come to play with you hoes

[hyperbemily]

OH MY FUCKING GOD

[fuocogo]

What A Thrill

[chocolatesprinklesroyale]

Okay, real talk. I fully support Firefighters doing this kind of race. This is great training for rescue missions, and encourages Firefighters to give it their all.

[peredurthefool-deactivated20200]

dude fucking pogo jumps his ladder to get a headstart legend absolute legend

[dippersballoon]

I saw an opportunity and I took it

[offline-kinq]

This is what they mean when they say life flashes before your eyes as you die

[udon-tea]

For those wondering, the song is ”Mr. Blue Sky” by ELO.

Perhaps someone beat me to it, but here are ALL of the featured vines, in order of appearance:

I won’t hesitate bitch

Hi my name is Tre and I have a basketball game tomorrow

Whaddup, I’m Jared I’m 19 and I never fucking learned how 2 read

Kermit the Frog jumps off building

Fr e sh a voca do

back at it again at Krispy Kreme

There is only one thing worse than a rapist

Club Jam (yes a really good book)

At least the taco was free

I am the Sand Guardian, guardian of the sand

Grandma loves ping pong too much

If your name is Junior

Welcome to Target

I’m just cooking pizza

Cole Sprouse dress-up game

On all levels except physical, I am a Wolf

Kid hits ceiling of gym with rope (breaking free)

Kid smacked by fly swatter

Fuck it up Kenneth (my boy going to school)

Um I’m not finished (Tyler the Creator)

WE’RE BREAKING FREE

SAIL

I’m Squidward

So I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my tiddies

So no head? (breaking skateboard)

Actually, Megan (I can’t sit anywhere)

No off topic questions (Chris Christie)

What the fuck, Richard

Drop it like it’s hot (its just luke)

Bored as shiiiiii

Liberian accent (plasma globe)

New haircut (Parker Kit Hill)

Summertime sadness (chicken)

More like hurricane TORTILLA

I got an a-bor-tion

All Around the World (TheJasminator)

When there’s a cutie next to you at a red light

Snake licks lollipop

Accept yourself, love yourself

Be whatever you wanna be

Don’t touch Zac’s music (LENARR)

Whoever threw that paper, your mom’s a ho

Can I please get a waffle?

Turn off the flash you fucking moron (Star Wars)

Ebony Jenkins (shut up!)

Kevin, watch the light dude

Horse meditation

A girl a dream & a clothing hanger

Is that a weed? (911 microwave)

Helium balloons (floating car)

Fireplace fairy

I’m your freestyle dance teacher

I can’t believe you’ve done this

Which way the Quiznos is

Impossible paper toss shot

Hemtube (dancing with cat)

I nurture my skin (Shaq)

Why are you running

Happy birthday?

Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal (courtroom)

Farkle falling

Fuck you (soda machine)

Squash banana (the branch I was holding broke)

Take On Me

And now my sock is wet (water gun)

All I ever wanted was some motherfuckin guala

When there’s too much drama at school

Two bros chillin in the Hot Tub

What’s your name? (ouija board)

Chillary Clinton (chillin in Cedar Rapids)

Guy drops slurpee (7-Eleven)

Girl scared of convertible car

Guy who is self-conscious about his lisp (Rice Krispies Treats)

Would you like the spider on your hand?

Shopping cart crash

We actually have the chip reader now

I’M A GIRAFFE

Dinner with Zayn Malik (Chihuahua eating spaghetti)

I HOPE IT’S HELPFUL TO SOMEONE! Peace ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

[leaveittotegan-deactivated20181]

this gave me such a warm feeling i legit teared up no joke

[spntvdhunger]

This is my favorite video edit ever, It’s art. I don’t know who made it, I think a girl from Brazil but I’m not sure (shoutout to all the latinamerican fans, myself included). I think everyone should see this <3

[karlee-fay-my-wayward-son]

Yes. this is beauty.

[scorpiongirl1]

somebody put a lot of work in to this thing and it’s a thing of art

[saxxxxology]

OH MY FUCKING GOD

[oneshoeshort-deactivated2021060]

So much art and beautifulness that I may happily die from it.

[tour-of-torterra]

That watermark on it is @angeldoveyt just in case anyone was wondering

Every video on that channel is amazing

[thelittleredwhocould]

… is it crazy I’ve seen her videos so many times that I knew that this is TFW to Believer without even turning the sound on?

[everydaylouie]

happy halloween! here is a ghost duet

[trappedblackrose-deactivated201]

I love this so much. I always play it when it comes on

[c0litasxo]

how cute

[great-tweets]

This is the /an/ post that keeps on giving.

[fisyx]

YES

YES

YEESSSSSSS

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

[mayothompson]

this guy is from an alternate timeline

[dicknurse]

“…what”

[mcufam]

#iconic

[chaoticgood-queer]

Straight men who embrace their femininity, express emotions in a healthy way and help advocate for minority groups without speaking over them? Big dick energy.

[cyborg-and-the-chamber-of-chisme]

You mean

[reivenesque]

The thing that makes this even better is the fact that Terry Jefford is Terry Crews (or is it the other way around? I guess we’ll never know)

[msmarvel]

I love [this moment]. Danai’s performance is so fantastic. [Okoye’s] whole mission is to keep the king safe, to protect the king, and the king disappeared in her arms. — Anthony Russo

[siriusisntdead-deactivated20241]

harry potter + subtitles, insp. 

[hold-onto-your-hearts]

me? reblogging nothing but porg posts bcs i saw the last jedi on wednesday and can’t process any of my feelings about it? maybe

(those feelings including my inevitable giving in to capitalism and buying a porg plushie)

[hold-onto-your-hearts]

another thing i don’t know how to feel about: every time someone got up to go to the toilet @a-minute-to-midnight would pretend to force choke them,, so there’s That

[a-minute-to-midnight]

I swear some old guy coughed when I did it to him

[a-minute-to-midnight]

Take something good and fuck it up forever

[a-minute-to-midnight]

Anyone else see Misha's Snapchat? 🙌🏻

[a-minute-to-midnight]

Don't ignore me, I need the attention