who liked remus??
james: so when i used to like remus-
sirius: WHAT??
james: i thought that was common knowledge
sirius: WHAT? NO? I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JAMES-
james: well so did lily
lily: true, but don't bring me into this, so did regulus so-
regulus: lily why would you say that?!
*lily and james laughing*
sirius: IS THAT TRUE?!
regulus:
regulus: yes, but so did dorcas
dorcas: so did mary
mary: fuck you
sirius: ANYONE ELSE LIKE MY BOYFRIEND!?
marlene: i did
sirius: YOUR A LESBIAN
marlene: not for remus
sirius:
sirius: remus are you going to say anything or just sit there
remus: why would i say anything?
sirius: because you just found out they all liked you
remus: no, no i didn't i've snogged everyone besides marlene... i thought you knew...
sirius:
sirius: *screams*
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