"Ah yes, bedtime, the ultimate tragedy to befall this family."
"Be sure to eat your veggies!"
"Did you clean your room?"
"Did you just lick the wall?"
"Did you wash your hands?"
"Do you want a bedtime story?"
"Do you want me to tell you a story?"
"Get your shoes on, we're leaving soon!"
"Go and get cleaned up, supper’s almost ready."
"Gonna let you in on a little secret: we can just have a pizza party at home."
"I know your future is bright."
"I'm going to worry no matter what you try to tell me."
"I've been there, I survived."
"If you keep making that face it’ll freeze that way."
"Just rest and when you wake up we'll talk if you want to talk. "
"Okay giggle monster I know you seem energized but it's almost bedtime!"
"Please don't steal that man's eye."
"So a little birdie told me that somebody got a ribbon today!"
"Sorry to say, you have to eat something."
"Stop straddling that penguin, we're going home!"
"Take it from someone whose been where you're at, it gets better."
"These things always have a way of coming back around."
"Things might be crazy right now, but everything will work out. You'll see."
"We can't keep the random lizard you found as a pet. Nope. Put him back."
"What did you just whisper to the toaster?"
"Why are there carrots on the ceiling?"
"You don't have to talk about it if you don't want to."
"You know you can always talk to me about anything."
"You're allowed to feel safe, comfortable and live pain-free even if others can't."
"You're an artist and your heart is your masterpiece."
"Zip Zap That, you need to wear a damn hat."
