We Sell Spatuluas!

And That’s All!

[a-scrumdidiliumptious-breakfast]

This morning it occurred to me that the insistence on breeding dogs and other ‘domesticated’ animals into submission by, disabling them, silencing them, beating them, constraining them, preferring them in their infant forms and losing interest when they grow up to the degree that we breed that species to look more small and fragile and childlike- all of that is essentially the same as the patriarchy’s historical treatment of women.

[a-scrumdidiliumptious-breakfast]

My husband has just informed me that sage green is the equivalent of lavender purple

[a-scrumdidiliumptious-breakfast]

Lol I had a husband, I’M TWENTY FOUR

[a-scrumdidiliumptious-breakfast]

Will checking myself in actually help or am I vainly searching for an environment to simulate the basic psycho emotional care I never received as a child that cripples my performance as a functional adult in the ever growing demands of late stage capitalism?

[a-scrumdidiliumptious-breakfast]

I don’t remember writing this but never have I been more pleased with the entertainment factor to my madness.

[rabinovitch]

happy werewolf transgenderism wednesday

[gothic-chicanery]

happy werewolf transgenderism wednesday

[crayola-samgirl]

[undrinkablesmoothie]

@drukhari

[vampryn]

nobody has bitten my neck this october and that is frustrating

[a-scrumdidiliumptious-breakfast]

Will checking myself in actually help or am I vainly searching for an environment to simulate the basic psycho emotional care I never received as a child that cripples my performance as a functional adult in the ever growing demands of late stage capitalism?

[a-scrumdidiliumptious-breakfast]

My husband has just informed me that sage green is the equivalent of lavender purple

[k-eke]

If snakes were wide instead of long.

[a-scrumdidiliumptious-breakfast]

Why did no one prepare me for the mind-splitting reality that is not knowing if your newly prescribed add medication is making you more add or if you’re just not used to witnessing the chaotic tendrils of malfunction unfold before you in real time.

[coolhiroaki]

sick of “scottish independence” this and “irish reunification” that

theres 3 of us and 1 of england

i say we just kick the english out the uk

[systlin]

Ireland, Scotland, and Wales kick England out and join the UK as the United Celtic Nations.

[king-ghidorah]

We can do this folks we can even steal some of france

[a-scrumdidiliumptious-breakfast]

This morning it occurred to me that the insistence on breeding dogs and other ‘domesticated’ animals into submission by, disabling them, silencing them, beating them, constraining them, preferring them in their infant forms and losing interest when they grow up to the degree that we breed that species to look more small and fragile and childlike- all of that is essentially the same as the patriarchy’s historical treatment of women.

[charlesoberonn]

The “Behold! Plato’s man!” moment is that much funnier when you remember Diogenes was a malnourished bum and Plato was an Olympian wrestling champion (that’s how he got his name, his wrestling coach named him Platon, meaning broad)

Imagine a dirty skeleton of a man burst into the lecture of the buffest philosopher in town to throw a plucked chicken on the floor.

[xenosagaepisodeone]

plato’s cave suddenly loses all of its allegorical meaning and becomes a jock telling neets to go outside

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Sound advice

[shittymoviedetails]

Always cry at this quote

[jewishpangolin]

Same energy

[a-scrumdidiliumptious-breakfast]

Hallo help am mango not ccup

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[a-scrumdidiliumptious-breakfast]

Why do I feel like English Colonizers insisted on referring to Native Indigenous Peoples as Savages because they were/still are salty about the Romans calling them Barbarians?

[a-scrumdidiliumptious-breakfast]

I take that back; it’s definitely the Neanderthal dna

[a-scrumdidiliumptious-breakfast]

Why do I feel like English Colonizers insisted on referring to Native Indigenous Peoples as Savages because they were/still are salty about the Romans calling them Barbarians?