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Mostly gone, sometimes here

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[im-mender]

[spyrowiki]

[im-mender]

[nicktoonsunite]

skull emoji

[catchymemes]

[anxietyproblem]

[shovlison]

Christmas 🎄: depressed in a festive way

[thememedaddy]

[voltzythedork]

No, even MORE controversial. We should be able to live in a studio/one bedroom with a PART TIME job! Gotta go big!

[depsidase]

[weirdness-is-good]

[totallyfubar]

[jakemorph]

we know you only draw dicks for clout bro. you dont really know what dicks are

[jakemorph]

stop trying to make this about penises this is serious

[depsidase]

[twocubes]

"Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

[ruinedchildhood]

[stardynamite]

THE WAY SHE POSED AFTERWARDS HFKFBDK

[stardynamite]

My artistic rendition:

[bace-jeleren]

Accidentally wound up on "hear me out cake" tiktok, and I swear, if another one of these bitches puts down an at-most-unconventionally-attractive human man, Lady Dimitrescu or Nick Wilde/Robin Hood I am going to lose my fucking mind.

Saw one where the first person they named was Disney's Aladdin and I tapped out so hard I entered a fugue state and didn't regain full consciousness for like a solid hour.

[bace-jeleren]

Girlies giggling and gasping because they said their 'hear me out' was Gill from Finding Nemo, like

I'm so sorry, babygirl, but that's a hot fish. I know you thought you were being so controversial, but that is one of the most fuckable cartoon fish in existence. This is weaksauce.

[trans-rites]

[shining-dawn]

[hellsitegenetics]

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Closest match: Biomphalaria glabrata genome assembly, chromosome: 11

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[hellsitegenetics]

please do not the snail.

[dopethingnut]

[depsidase]

[kittydoom]

I saw one with an Eddie Van Halen Frankenstrat paint job while on a roadtrip recently and we were fully overcome with laughter for a good 15 or 20 minutes about it and then I went and sent photos of it to a bunch of other people so they could laugh about it too

[iamthatbeast]

I saw one IRL on the street and it was like seeing Jar Jar Binks in person or some shit.

[osakanone]

I looked it up cuz we saw one in the wild and spent like a solid 10 minutes laughing at it in Florida traffic in the lane next to us.

We wound down the window because there wasn't enough air in the cabin because the laughter was making us all dizzy.

Week later: at crystal beach I saw a guy getting out of a generic Tesla and without realizing I'd done it, I gave him a look and he lowered his head in shame and his posture slumped.

It took me a second to realize what had happened.

This is how I know Elon is cooked

[aetheryi]

Saw the most horrendous, banana yellow cybertruck a while back on my walk and had the exact same reaction lol, just genuinely couldn’t help but point and laugh

[kaity--did]

Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me.

I know there is a lot of discourse (tm) around this right now but listen to me

sometimes you do just have to lie to children.

[kaity--did]

If, when my toddler is, you know, toddling around saying “mama? Big ball?”

If I were lean down and say “unfortunately the big beach ball for some reason fills you with such an unadulterated rage that is beyond human comprehension that you scream until you pass out, so mama had to remove the beach ball from the premises until you can better regulate your emotions” she would simply stare at me like I had 3 heads full of equal betrayal.

So, for now, instead “big ball went night night!”

[kaity--did]

Please understand when I say “removed the ball from the premises” I mean I popped it in a fit of exhausted confusion. I murdered the beach ball.

See I’ve lied to you all too and it was better this way.

[inkloom]

you can’t just leave this in the tags etc.

[kaity--did]

You can’t be funnier then me on my own posts, I’m in tears from laughter

[faggotry-enjoyer]

[ID: tags: "#that wasn't a lie though the big ball did go night night #it went to the great night night that awaits us all" /end ID]