what it says on the tin

i am of indeterminate age, possibly in excess of that of hydrogen

[important-cat-pics]

[orpheusilver]

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

[orpheusilver]

dont do this

[babblingbranches]

[cryptcollector]

I really hope its not too bad bc i actually love both components.

[cryptcollector]

it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.

[cryptcollector]

tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.

[cryptcollector]

do not do this.

[jenjensd]

Unanimous consensus: Do not do this

Other people: Hold on I’m about to do this

[jenjensd]

[therenobee]

Oh boy, a bunch of stone spikes standing in a barren wasteland. I'm certain this is a place of honor, and that many highly esteemed deeds are commemorated here. A place of value to be sure!

[a-suspected-terrorist]

OEM battery acid posting

[pyvorak]

[dogpuppy]

[a-suspected-terrorist]

i just thought of a great weapon in lame countries and possibly against body armor, it would be like a hollow ice pick with holes (possibly angled at like a 45° angle to increase wounding) at the end and a 22cal nail gun blank(22lr blank (5.7x15mmR blank)) in the handle, I'm inspired by both that 22lr revolver knife and that knife that does the same thing except with a CO2 cartridge (lame). I just can't imagine countries with strict gun control regulating nail gun blanks

[theonion]

Calling the breakthrough a significant step forward in xenotransplantation, New York University doctors confirmed Monday they had successfully transplanted a pig foreskin onto a circumcised human. “This successful operation proves that pig penises are a viable, long-term solution for circumcised patients in desperate need of working foreskin,” lead surgeon Robert Langford said of the procedure performed late last year, expressing hope that the new development in cross-species phallus grafts could help address the nearly 130 million Americans on the national waiting list to receive a foreskin donation. 

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[a-suspected-terrorist]

there's hope for me after all🙏

[dogpuppy]

in german i put this guy on the corner of every paper i turn in and the teacher hates me

[dogpuppy]

Babies first big post, I forgot about this thanks anon

[a-suspected-terrorist]

ads on here are so fun because usually I spend a few seconds trying to understand them as a shit post

[sloppystyle]

[a-suspected-terrorist]

the ven diagram of these communities probably has a low double digit population but I'll post it regardless.

I keep thinking about how therians do stuff like quadrobics (running on all fours), wearing tails/ears/masks and I relate to that heavily with firearms. I've made 1-1 models of several pistols (rifles soon it's just more work) from scrap cardboard. I watch guntube, especially firearms I want to own where I will watch(and rewatch) any available videos on them. I create loadouts in video games to semi accurately represent these firearms and thus give me a window into using them, among other things.

[aromanticsky]

I think that if I unsubscribe I should stop getting the emails

[doottle]

[dogpuppy]

[fipindustries]

ok this looks ultra mega based, are you kidding me? can you imagine the bullshit i could get up to with this bad boy? fuck yes i want ten

[mint-corset]

Wait are iPhone bros coping because Apple has to be more universal? Lol.

[such-justice-wow]

Boo hoo i'll be able to add more physical storage to my phone and be able to change out batteries if they degrade as well as all these other optional features I won't have to touch

[lectorel]

Continuing in the trend of political cartoons depicting milquetoast moderate positions seem so much cooler and more badass than they are

[domina-honoribila]

I love how they add totally absurd things no one is asking for to make the idea look crazy. And still, I must emphasize, failing to make this look like a bad idea.

[teaboot]

"Is this what you want? Is this ugly stupid bullcrap what you want??" the biggest loudest idiot in the room asks, holding up a picture of the hottest looking shit I've ever seen

[the-muppet-joker]

I am covered in bugs, I am bugmogging everyone. I am severing all my ties to humanity to bugmaxx and become the alpha. They will eat my skin and birth me anew. I'm Like The Joker But A Big Bug. I'm like the Joker, But A Big Bug.

[wuggen]

Web devs are singlehandedly responsible for destroying any gains the common user might've seen from moore's law and they must be brought to justice

[the--unablogger]