i do not exist

vivi ll 24 ll she/her ll

[stormsbourne]

usually when you have a stomach bug your body is like yes sir we'll get this punk out of here, 48 hours tops. then you get a cold and your body is like I dunno ... between a few hours and eleven months ... maybe a week minimum .... you gotta understand we're short staffed

[tibli]

tbf to the body, stomach bugs are easier to flush out since they are already in The System That Flushes Things Out From The Body, and that includes BOTH ends.

with a cold you gotta wait for the macrophages in your blood to start Eating Everything, and they are. not big. it takes them a while. please be more considerate of your macrophages in the future, theyre doing their best

[marlinspirkhall]

I've got to find myself more macrophage

[acesexualspock]

Now Hiring: macrophages

[daughter-of-sapph0]

immunesystem.com/careers/macrophage

[icantspellthings]

Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible

Pronouns

An accent

Bias

[silliestflowergirl]

4. uno

[notmonaca]

i don't have it i got the oldest xbox known to man

[minusboy]

something i’ve kind of noticed with the surfacing of this whole “the best smut is a character study” kind of mindset is the pipeline to a borderline “when i write porn i do it intellectually unlike some of you SICKOS” type of mindset and i just wanted to remind you especially in our current political atmosphere that writing porn doesn’t have to be intellectual to have value. it can be just horny. thanks

[paperruins]

you need to make more self-indulgent art btw. hyper-specific self-indulgent niche shit that appeals to You Specifically and maybe nobody else will get it or even like it but that's the point.

[aradiamegido]

"but why do you hate h*zbin hotel?"

the racism. the lazy character design. it's ugly.

[28dayslater]

Every video I see of Erika Kirk is more annoying than the last. I can’t imagine going home to that every day, you do start to understand why Charlie shot himself

[and-fishing-equipment]

in 2026 DO NOT ask yourself whether your art is GOOD

instead ask:

is it SINCERE

was it CATHARTIC

was it FUN TO MAKE

is it MADE BY ME

and don't forget to stay silly

[msburgundy]

beautiful women named Automatic Reply always answer my emails so promptly

[handsmotif]

[ID: Screenshots from Animal Crossing New Horizons where I’m talking to Punchy at his crafting table. He says, “I wanna tell everybody about the forbidden altar, so I scribbled down the recipe! It’d be great if a buncha folks made a forbidden altar!” /end ID]

what did he mean by this

[tjtmaria-deactivated20150208]

Tumblr traffic light

Friendly reminder to have breaks when tumbling

be safe kids

[literatiruinedme]

I literally waited for it to turn before reblogging.

[givemeaherocookie-deactivated20]

You follow the traffic or you get a ticket mutherfucker

[mol4sses]

THE GIF FROZE ON ME HELP

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[sunshine-tattoo]

Fun fact! Having a job every day is actually a fairly new thing.

In olden times, people had daily chores and other things to do but their workload/ daily working hours was actually much lower than it is today. Even in farming communities.

The concept of working super hard every day actually comes from capitalism, which in turn comes from Puritanical ideology.

The Puritans believed in salvation through work and in no play.

Early capitalists adopted this ideology because it meant higher productivity and therefore more money if their factories were running near constantly.

The idea of needing to be continuously productive in order to be useful/ allowed things like food and shelter, is actually quite an insidious ideal that is deeply rooted in the American culture.

4 day work weeks have actually proven to be more productive than the 5 day week. But corporations won't adopt it willingly because it means less of a stranglehold on their workers.

[broken-horn-of-equius]

[carnelianfoxx]

Hi Elon: please add a decreasing counter bar in the corner of the screen so I know how many posts left I can view. Because having a health bar on twitter would be the only funny thing you can do right now

[ocprompts]

was your oc ever happy?

[getgrotesque]

Lilac had a rough start, but she was always pretty blessed with a happy childhood. Even in times of crisis she made it out truly happy. She lives her best life and knows it.

Remus didn’t know he could feel happy until his launch to fame and success. When he came clean, let go of his past, and embraced himself as a celebrity, he adored the happy feeling.

Micah suffers from acute testosterone poisoning, AKA being a teenage boy. He’s miserable, but in the best way, and doing what he can to stay chipper between the child-prodigy gig.

[cannibalchicken]

[louisegluckpdf]

“well. plays the cards i’m given” has profoundly changed something in me. litany against wallowing in an unsatisfactory situation

[louisegluckpdf]

jpgs that radically altered my worldview

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[getgrotesque]

my fiancé is on track for a degree in psychiatry.

my last name is Love. his is Quirk. he really wants to take Love, so he can be Dr. Love, but I keep telling him I’ll happily take Quirk bc Dr. Quirk, Psychiatry is too good of an opportunity