Well, hey there...

I got some news about chip....

[stabbydragon]

"Love/sex is what makes us human" Wrong. It's the obsession with rectangles. look around you and count the number of rectangles you see.

[pukicho]

Sometimes my dad likes to put little pills in my food. And in those pills is more of the food.

[pukicho]

[thememedaddy]

[pukicho]

The loudest guy in the fucking world: hey man

[pukicho]

There's more after 'hey man' but you're deaf now

[animentality]

[keyara-nyasha]

[fckdasociety]

Never not reblogging.

[gettinggangstalkedfor3years-dea]

@wolfertinger666

[fairy-dust-snorter]

[bintro]

​i’m such a fake idgafer everything bothers me tbh

[indigosfindings]

i really like this thing where websites will have separate "log in" & "sign up" buttons and if you click "log in" it takes you to a sign-up screen anyway so you have to click "i already have an account" and then it will ask if you want to sign in with your facebook account or with instagram or linkedin or deviantart or whatever, and if you choose "username & password" it asks if you want to put in your username or use your thumbprint, and once you put your username & password it emails you a confirmation code, and once you put in the code it says "do you want to give us your phone number for future sign-ins? do you want to sign up for facial recognition? do you want to give us your bones? give us your fucking bones?

[ghost-faces-deactivated20250916]

i wrapped my heart up for u in foil in case you want it later it's in the fridge

[bishonen]

youre not yaoiful at all

[amethystsoda]

[fahadaccount]

stop being overly considerate in situations where you aren't even considered

[redstonedust]

the worst part of being a non-american on the internet is statistically you're probably going to make a lot of friends who ARE american and then you start getting crazy thoughts like "i should take a vacation to buttfuck tennessee" or "i wish i could immigrate to new jersey"

[homunculus-argument]

"Your love language is what you were deprived of as a child" actually no you're allowed to want, prefer and like things without everything tracing back to some dormant unprocessed trauma. You can just say you want to bounce on it without having to explain how as a child you always wanted - but never got - a trampoline.

[throathole]

Why was one direction buying a teenage girl

[throathole]

We should cancel them in real life for this

[spider-shoes]

are we even trying to make posts anymore

[draculaforce]

A burger and fries should be five dollars <checks wallet> a burger and fries should be two dollars