taking name suggestions for my new snail

lewis | nonbinary | they/them | not a minor

[unexperience-archive]

aren’t you tired of being gender conforming? don’t you just want to be sexy?

[oncorhynchus-nerka]

WHY DIDNT ANYONE TELL ME THAT FISH WILL HITCH A RIDE INSIDE SEA SALPS??? HELP

THEYRE TAKING THE BUS!!!!!!!

[memewhore]

[undying-princess]

they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade

[secundus-cinaedus]

[phantomrose96]

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

[dogsuffrage]

Download the AirNow app TODAY!

[contemptible-scoundrel]

Im writing a callout post that will surely bring an end to draculas dread-long reign over my village

[frostedmagnolias]

Afternoon dress

c.1903

House of Worth

Purple silk velvet, chenille fringe, and ivory chiffon

The Museum at FIT

[slowedmountains]

wormish

[creekfiend]

many women are excited to get old and weird, but i have great news that it's fully possible to become weird now, before you get old. just imagine the heights of weirdness you will be able to reach in fifty years if you get started now. that's what I think

[sewickedthread]

Warning

By

Jenny Joseph

When I am an old woman I shall wear purple

With a red hat which doesn’t go, and doesn’t suit me.

And I shall spend my pension on brandy and summer gloves

And satin sandals, and say we’ve no money for butter.

I shall sit down on the pavement when I’m tired

And gobble up samples in shops and press alarm bells

And run my stick along the public railings

And make up for the sobriety of my youth.

I shall go out in my slippers in the rain

And pick the flowers in other people’s gardens

And learn to spit.

You can wear terrible shirts and grow more fat

And eat three pounds of sausages at a go

Or only bread and pickle for a week

And hoard pens and pencils and beermats and things in boxes.

But now we must have clothes that keep us dry

And pay our rent and not swear in the street

And set a good example for the children.

We must have friends to dinner and read the papers.

But maybe I ought to practise a little now?

So people who know me are not too shocked and surprised

When suddenly I am old, and start to wear purple.

[tsarina-anadyomene]

i think maybe "sapphic yearning" is a kind of false consciousness that justifies one's own continued immiseration

[tsarina-anadyomene]

i was once a yearner but at a certain point you have to grow up and let your private, overwrought fantasies confront real love in the real world and put yourself at the mercy of honest dealing with people

[most-sane-classicist]

He knows what's up

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[caecilius-est-pater]

[kaijuno]

I mean

[snoopylovessoup]

I love you, day and night

[honorculture]

[nightmaskart]

Lady Brienne wip