I'll never wipe the snile off my face >:J

Call me Onion or Crisp. Zero Comprehension. God that person was right. I wish I was an amoeba They/Them/Star/Stars/Ae/Aer.

[crispy-onion]

Finally making a Pinned post

As yall know, I am Onion! I just reblog random shit, however I do have ask blogs, on hiatus as of now, so just ask for them!

I'm starting college, so while im looking for a job to suit my times feel free to donate! https://ko-fi.com/corvus_creations

My tags are often random but if something irks or triggers you lmk.

Any asks with users(no user is anon asks or if it's specified to someone, like dear toaster anon.)

My three comedy tags

And whatever I post which can be #My posts.

Anything robot related is tagged 2ith #deconstruction

PLEASE SEND ME RATS AND FRIED RICE MEMES. THEY ARE MY LIFE BLOOD.

Pronouns are They/Them (Still trying to get comfortable with other pronouns.) And if you're a bot, <3 call me Deborah.

[If u want my art blog fight me for it /hj] (Always a Platonic bitch <3) [Extra Note: Ask me what u think I think ur Fursona is]

Also, My Carrd:

https://therealonion.carrd.co/#

[polishwave]

[savyir-genesizz-the-wizard]

[Polish. A red writing on the wall saying "no smoking" changed to "beating meat compulsory" with a black sharpie]

[once-a-polecat]

Local restaurant having trouble with whores apparently.

[dragongirlteeth]

Some core principles I've been thinking about lately:

There are no ontologically evil people

People generally want to believe they are doing good

Under enough stress, anyone will act irrationally

When someone does something terrible, first try to look back and see "how did we get here"

[princesonic]

I dunno, stop apologizing for your art. This includes not posting enough, too much, changing style, inconsistent style, repetition, subject. Its your art its your expression. Have fun.

[kosmogrl]

[gasterofficial]

[foeofcolor]

Only day you can rb this

[foeofcolor]

This post is like a fucking rosetta stone I've had the same theme song tagged in at least 6 languages so far

[andhaveapleasanttomorrow]

yesterday I had the thought "visual novel for normal people" (?) and halfway through making this image (which I thought would be really funny) I realized it was completely meaningless

[dailycatsblog]

[tvstaticsolo]

God forbid women have hobbies

[85-rend]

i wont eat a yuckyberry

[kuiperlight]

would you eat a yuckyberry for one yummyberry

[85-rend]

fuuuck..... but the yummyberry......

[sacred-portal]

[pjackk]

Ive got alot of ideas on berrys that mite get me canceled

[endcrys-art]

This pride month I need every aromantic to get more annoying about being aromantic

[postcard-from-the-past]

Crab Restaurant in Dagupan City, Philippines

Filipino vintage postcard

[mynonsenseistingling]

It is abandoned and currently looks like this.

[durnesque-esque]

The sleeping beast hungers...

[storm-of-feathers]

yeah yeah rainbow capitalism is bad and whatever but like. when I was a child, being pro gay was not the popular or lucrative choice. I'm happy that times have changed.

[storm-of-feathers]

I miss rainbow capitalism. I do. I miss when it felt like public opinion was still pro gay. I understand it was always an empty gesture, but it mattered in a sense of knowing how socially acceptable being queer is. If that makes sense.

[hxneyfarm]

Happy pride month specifically to folks on the asexual and aromantic spectrum who oftentimes feel isolated and left out of the conversation. You belong here as much as the rest of us and I hope that you are all loved in a way that is comforting to you.