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Since apparently I post now, here’s an intro I guess

I’m Alex, my pronouns are he/she/they (I literally don’t care) and I’m aroace

the things I’m interested in change frequently, but I’m currently into Epic the Musical, genloss, fnaf, gravity falls, mcu, percy jackson, dr who, Hamilton(the musical not the guy), and batfam

Uhhhh DNI for basic stuff (racism, homophobia, transphobia, pedo, ect.) just don’t be mean to people, that’s not nice

grimeclown

“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please the meal would be great”

texcritterspizzajamboree

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

meme-loving-stuck

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

kaban-bang

mindllessdreaming

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

buggyhuman

knifearo

as an optimist i dream of a beautiful world where people are fucking normal about aromanticism

floralasshat

At first I read “as an optometrist” and was just ready to accept the statement as is like oh yeah maybe some kind of pun about if people’s views weren’t clouded by hatred and biases they could be normal about aro and aspec in general but then I reread it was like “sigh, time for my nearsighted ass to go back to the optometrist.”

knifearo

as an optimist i dream of a beautiful world where all these beautiful aromantic people get to go to the optometrist

squidong

misread aromanticism as astigmatism

earhartsease

some of you need to get new aspecs

unyieldingsilence

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jf-madjesters1

Never have I been this invested into tumblr sexyman contest before. Its just...so dang funny. XD

Part 1

So of course, I NEEDED TO DRAW SOMETHING! To celebrate for my favs! I love how close it was for both of them. Shows how beloved these two characters are for everyone.

P.S: contest is still ongoing, so go vote for Caine or maybe your other favorite characters over at @sexy-people-contests-2026 who made it to the next round.

Tumblr contest by @sexy-people-contests-2026

queer-as-city-folk

Butch4femme spider-man x Mary Jane,

But but but Mary Jane is the butch and Spidey is transfem

the-muppet-joker

All Work And No Play

iamthe-veil-thatyou-pierced

HAS ANYONE ELSE SEEN THIS????

WE GOT AN ARO LIKE BUTTON

#aromantic

romint-drake

How it started

How it's going

mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026

There has to be a fic where Rocky doesn’t make it but he left Grace the instructions to get back so Grace has to go and try to save Rocky’s people before his body gives out since he doesn’t know if he’ll make it before synthesizing food, while trying to communicate without Rocky, I’m imagining he does make it and him and Adrian have to mourn together while waiting to see if it worked and if Rocky and Grace’s planets are saved

mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026

I like the way you think

7-inches-of-satanic-panic

k but imagine Rocky wanting to learn about how humans became the apex predators of their planet so he has Grace “hunt” him in the biodome as an experiment and during it he thinks Grace isn’t trying or taking it seriously which is bad bad bad because this is for research purposes

only for Rocky to get more and more tired as the experiment goes on just to realize that Grace isn’t which makes him panic so he puts as much distance as he can between them and finds a (hopefully) safe spot to sleep and when he wakes up the human is crouching over him like “got youuu” and Rocky has never shrieked so damn loud before in his life

#project hail mary #phm #ryland grace #rocky the eridian

cloudabserk

before i watched project hail mary i knew exactly 2 things about ryan gosling:

#Ryan gosling lore drop???

waxenneat

This was a man, dressed as a plant, making pigeon noises at people walking by. I said hello, asked if it was okay to take his picture, and then asked why he was dressed as a plant. He said, “I’m just working through some stuff. Thank you for asking. No ones asked yet.”