A1 Saucee

Super Gay, Super Sarcastic, Super Dope Talking shit is my #1 redeemable quality ALL BLACK LIVES MATTER (She/Her)

[socialistexan]

[a1-saucey]

Twitter is in shambles so I’m back! Photo dump of a good part of 2023

[meetmeintheflowers]

BREAKING: Ticketmaster announces it will put remaining Taylor Swift tickets in Wonka bars for five lucky children

[voetballers]

[a1-saucey]

My best tweet

[a1-saucey]

[transroboteeveegirl]

Oh no, it's the last Out of Touch Thursday of 2021

[twitblr]

This needs to be said (x)

[funnytwittertweets]

[rilianedautriche]

starting a collection

[toastbutteregg]

[a1-saucey]

If you ever said 2, I need you to deactivate

[virgjl]

[toastbutteregg]

[currentlyonstandbi]

[distinguishedbaloney]

[wivernryder]

The auxiliary water pump on my car broke (the plastic rotted and cracked so it was spewing coolant everywhere) and the mechanic wanted me to pay $300 for a $150 part.

I went to an auto store and bought the part for just under $150 and was gonna have the mechanic install it until I called them back and they said they don’t install customer parts.

So I figured if they won’t install customer parts, they’ll at least fix existing problems with the vehicle.

So, naturally I poorly installed the new part myself, then took it to the mechanic saying I had coolant issues and wasn’t sure what the problem was. They fixed the problem in under 20 minutes and only charged me $30 for the labor.

[fattyatomicmutant-deactivated20]

Ho l y

Imma try that last one

[hotmolasses]

I went to my doctor’s office and asked if they had any slots open for that day.  They told me they don’t take walk-ins, you have to call ahead for an appointment.

So I pulled out my phone and called the office.  The other receptionist answered the phone and the first one literally WATCHED ME say “I’d like to make an appointment today if you have any slots available.”

He said to me (on the phone) all they had available was for 9:00, could I make it in time?

I said “Yep, I’m standing right here.”

He didn’t understand what I meant and happily put my appointment down.

I hung up and said to the original receptionist, “Hi, I have an appointment in five minutes.”

She (very angrily) entered me as arrived and gave me my forms.

[ampervadasz]

[tits-n-trix]

Boys will absolutely destroy their living space for a joke and I’m glad they take the time to film it

[hypothetical-menace]

how could you leave this in the replies

[daggryet]

this is such a bad idea it's almost worse than him planning to use nfts to promote #teamseas

[daggryet]

the funniest thing about this shitshow is that all the content creators he invited? they're the guards

all the contestants are random people, competing for money. random people who need money and so they compete in the squid games against other random people who need money, while content creators are the guards.

i have never seen the point of a show fly so high over someone's head than with squid game and mr beast, nooo media analysis in his brain