doom patrol season 1 sentence starters. warning for mentions of drinking, nsfw, & copious swearing. change as needed.
â oh my god, i should be drinking for this. â
â do you ever feel like youâre spiraling out of control? â
â iâm being a good person and you are absolutely ruining this moment for me. â
â a sense of humor helps here. â
â if i could run from me right now, i would. â
â then they jumped in their clown car, drove into clown town, and a three-ring circus broke out. â
â if you get blood on that carpet, iâll kill you. â
â welcome back to the shitshow, everyone. â
â i would rather eat hot coals than talk about my problems. â
â is anything gonna make sense today? â
â i see what youâre doing: playing my ego. â
â trust me, this world is garbage. people lie, they hurt each other, and they wear these things on their feet called crocs. â
â youâre not useless. â
â and i just want to say, if you ever want to talk about it, iâm here. â
â you really havenât fucked anyone since jfk? â
â iâm not one to judge, but i want to keep my soul un-fucked. â
â who died and made you team leader? â
â that is some weak sauce, mister. â
â i think we deserve a small pat on the back for that. â
â thatâs what iâm trying to figure out, asshole. â
â i was emotionally assassinated by a thirteen year old girl. â
â i donât want to fight. i feel kinda bad for you now. â
â youâre an awful, vermin-infested, garbage⊠person.  â
â well, for god sakes, donât get yourself raptured or anything. â
â this is your most reckless scheme yet. â
â we all saw it, thereâs no need to restate the obvious. â
â thereâs a world out there, waiting to be seen. â
â shit! shit! shit! Â shit-shit-shit-shit-shit! â
â my head is a library of faces and places and shitty ad jingles that i canât forget. â
â get a grip on yourself! â
â please, i donât want to be alone with my thoughts again. â
â is this what passes as a cold shoulder nowadays? â
â itâs ok. i get it. we all have rats in our heads sometimes. â
â i just donât understand anything anymore. â
â i donât know what that means. i just know that itâs youthful & irritating. â
â thatâs not weird at all. â
â the worldâs a lonely place. made lonelier by how fiercely you push people away. â
â if weâre fighting, i wanât to be properly rat-assed. â
â donât put your shit on me just because your life is grey gardens level of pathetic. â
â we failed before. but can you at least let us try? â
â the only thing i am not is scared of you. â
â oh, goody, we fit right in. â