You Were Amazing.

ethan, twenty-two year old from australia. trans, gay ace and fucking Tired. INTP • pisces • choleric • slytherin. Cast a Romani man as Dick Grayson you cowards.

[user0050-deactivated20171022]

[discodick]

The location of this wall is hilarious.

[qi-tah]

Breaking news: rogue Kaiju breaks out of North shore. When asked by reporters, it replied “price of a coffee there is fuckin ridiculous mate”, then proceeded to eat the nearest BMW.

[systemes]

well fellas here’s the truth

[transjemder]

The tone and the absolute Nihilism of this video terrifies me beyond reason

[monsterpotion]

he did that!

[6qubed]

concept: the god of nature in your next made-up pantheon, instead of being another green-wearing, fertile, nurturing, maternal figure, is this mad bastard

[pelicancity]

This is the voice of a man who has seen the face of god, and was disappointed.

[systlin]

Holy gods this man is going to be the next god of nature in my next DnD setting 

[poweredbylithium]

I cried because I was laughing so hard. Every time he lifted the lid and I saw their naked roots with no clothes on, and “The ph of this tap water is: I didn’t check”

I’m dying

[systlin]

I MADE AN UNHOLY SOUND AT THAT

[firiona]

I have new gardening goals. Forget that soil nonsense.

[painted-bees]

Chaotic Neutral

[badluckbadger]

The fuck, Jeb

[pochowek]

Chart to end all charts. meme is over

[nijuukoo]

Times of the Day

It is inspired by Mucha’s series of the same name :D Glad I finally got to give my queens a fancy art treatment 8) I love art nouveau so much, and Alphonse Mucha is one of my biggest inspirations. I hope you like it!

[paramaline]

shoutout to my coworker for thinking that “illuminati” and “alumnae” meant the same thing and absolutely destroying everyone in the room when he casually dropped the sentence “i get a discount there because i’m an illuminati” into the conversation

[otoooook]

[literallysame]

Ariana Grande looks so good 

[redfrilled-moved]

so im layin there,,,,,,,,,,,,tits out for Aphrodite……..

[bigfootin]

Rumors have circulated in Japan about the existence of gigantic humanoid life-forms inhabiting the icy waters of the Antarctic. Reportedly observed on multiple occasions by crew members of government-operated “whale research” ships, these so-called “Ningen” (lit. “humans”) are said to be completely white in color with an estimated length of 20 to 30 meters. Eyewitnesses describe them as having a human-like shape, often with legs, arms, and even five-fingered hands. Sometimes they are described as having fins or a large mermaid-like tail instead of legs. The only visible facial features are the eyes and mouth.

According to one account, crew members on deck observed what they initially thought was a foreign submarine in the distance. When they approached, however, it became clear from the irregular shape of the thing that it was not man-made – it was alive. The creature quickly disappeared under water.

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[copperbadge]

A good sign to find hanging above any doorway.

[jumpingjacktrash]

i think we should just start using this sign instead of ‘exit’

[loveydoveykirk]

i’m chaotic oldest child 

[classicslesbianopinions]

Apollo is a twink and Artemis is his butch lesbian sister

[smokeweed2009]

I smoke weed and also I jack off and also I died and also I was reborn. Like this post if you’re not afraid to reblog it.

[1-800-fuckyou]

i am absolutely losing my mind over this article imagine living in the upper west side literally paying millions of dollars for a luxury apartment in the richest part of the greatest city in the world, you walk out of your complex with your thousand dollar stroller so connor or hunter or ashlyn can get some fresh air before their scheduled paleo snack when suddenly a fucking rat leaps into the thing like its being thrown by a stagehand in the bushes, a goblin achieving flight for a fraction of a second, scampering around in the shit and slime of the street and now its in your trust fund childs lap i am LIVING, new york freakin city babey!!!!!!!!!!!

[unpretty]

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

[dr-hollands-deactivated20190209]

I’m sorry what

[unpretty]

you heard me

[unpretty]

[elkian]

#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

[fiskeorn-deactivated20180416]

@genericrevenge

[son-of-maglor]

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

[unpretty]

kinda, yeah

[renthebarbarian]

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

[gregorydickens]

That logo looks familiar.

[unpretty]

WHAT

OH MY GOD

[sylveonce]

[pro-gay]

[hustlerose]

i am evil and gay. i commune with the rats. i have 17 knives. i don’t have horns yet but i’m working on it.

[slab-o-meat]

we all remember the first time we saw a centaur in fallout

[cheaphalloweencostume]

yeah cause nothings gonna top the emotional roller coaster of me playing my first fallout game at a ripe 15 years old and seeing the word centaur float across the subtitle bar and thinking OH BOY THEY GOT CENTAURS? only to use VATS to target it and rocket out of my seat in shock