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pansyfemme

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

nighttimepatrons

Sam trying to get Frodo to take one more step

nighttimepatrons

Sam psychologically tormenting Gollum

goetic-justice

The name's Loudly. Meows Loudly. And you're not gonna believe what I have to say next.

pusong-mangga

thegreatyin

so i figured out what those patch notes were about...

thegreatyin

okay, so, before the update, biting mr fires looked like this;

with the shadowy check increasing proportional to your repeat dentistry quality- IE; the more you bit mr fires, the harder this check became, until you literally couldn't succeed at it anymore. this screenshot was taken at the exact point i hit 0%.

but. post update. the option has changed. it now looks like this.

and the new requirement... is this.

and the success text...

this gives an exclusive burden.

i have no idea when this started triggering. i have no idea how this started triggering. i only know that i have done it.

i have officially gone further than anyone has ever gone before.

failbettergames

it’s you and that weasels guy

preserving-tiktok

taraljc

This is an awesome use of what is probably a master's degree if not a doctorate and I am 100% thrilled that she shared it even though it was embarrassing and she squeaked.

liminalbeauty

Thank you, adorable scientist, for making people's lives better.

punchspeedchunk

As an Australian, THIS WOMAN IS A FUCKING GODSEND.

catasters

artbymaryc

Wow that's a really big gecko

wintercorrybriea2

draconym

I saw the most incredible dog at the farmer's market.

Please everyone guess what this dog's pedigree is. (My guess was incorrect)

draconym

This was my guess as well. It is something else.

draconym

Congratulations to you!

This is a Dachshund / Samoyed

draconym

Yes it was an accidental litter

tiktoksthataregood-ish

theweight

it’s not rpf it’s speculative history

rimpyspinkeye-deactivated202406

krudman

tundrakatiebean

undeadentropy

Never have I seen the perfect application of two memes back to back so that both can stand without any alteration but the lack of words itself. This is a work of art. I would call this meme poetry.

mist-the-wannabe-linguist

may I add a K. H. Borovský with a. um. wasp nest

apolladay

Before you are two magic buttons. Button A: you will never have to clean your kitchen again (dishes are automatically done; floor swept and mopped; etc). Button B: you will never have to clean your bathroom again (toilet & sink & tub/shower cleaned and sanitized; etc) Which button do you push?

A

B

Voting ended onJun 3

heliophile-oxon

So many comments, many of them wise and all of them heartfelt, and yet nobody has thought to add ...

the fridge-freezer is in the kitchen. Not only are there dishes every day, not only are there food preparation surfaces of various kinds every day, not only are there crumbs and odds and ends that fall on the floor every day ... but the fridge-freezer is in the kitchen. The oven is in the kitchen, the food cupboards are in the kitchen, and above all THE KITCHEN BIN IS IN THE KITCHEN.

I mean, it's not like the bathroom is all sweetness and light, but seriously! Who in their right mind is choosing the bathroom?!?!?!?

Ils sont fous, ces Romains tumblrains.

#Absolutely need someone to clean my kitchen for me forever #From the dishes to grease splatter to fridge maintenance #the bathroom is almost a one size bleach fits all in comparison

erinmccomics

Not to brag but my cats are Artists™

[Medium: Claws on rainbow scratchboard]

Remi works with a hesitant, erratic violence, creating a piece as light and fluffy as she is, and signing her work by hole-punching it with her teeth.

Timmy uses bold, strong lines to evoke some kind of powerful event, echoing his powerful presence and loud voice.

Nubbins, truly inspired, creates a high-energy piece that symbolizes the void where his brain should be, surrounded by chaos and mischief.

Kona, a reclusive avante garde artist, refused to work with me around. Only in quiet solitude did she create this haunting, introspective work.

dreadwedge

Cold drink with ice is nice. Hot drink nice. What of Hot drink with ice? Ever thinks about that? Could be big. Could go next level. Gonna make me chaching .