:P

Azaleaa/24/All pronouns. All of them. They're all mine. Every single one

[the-muppet-joker]

Tump dies tonight while giving his speech in the hot hot sun. Like to charge, reblog to cast

[melled42]

William Henry Harrison died because he gave a long ass speech, but with rain getting him sick instead. So it wouldn't be the first time

[degdegbaguettes]

He sounded so sad he couldn't do it so I drew him doing Susie's homework

[nonstop-shocks]

186

[bwooomscratches]

[markthekng]

I watched Iron Lung again tonight in the comfort of my home and my dog must've been watching with me cause as soon as bad things started happening to Simon she started crying. In the scene where he ultimately dies she could not stop crying at me. I am now watching him play the Henry Stickman collection so she can see that A.) He's not dead and B.) He's not in distress. Occasionally he'll whine or hum in discontent about something and my dog will look at me and whine to try and get me to fix whatever is distressing Markiplier.

[quasi-normalcy]

Reverse Mulan about a young man who disguises himself as a noblewoman and has to learn how to do passive-agressive politicking at dinner parties.

[batsarebetterthanpeople]

He does so to dodge the draft

[pjharvey-moved-deactivated20250]

making fun of americans is pretty much always ok if youre not doing it in an edgelord “you guys have so many school shootings” way or acting like we’re the only country that has racism. but like posts about americans and hamburger get me every time

[empress-hancock]

This is just objectively hilarious

[freakoutgirl]

simple asks to help bolster ask culture again

Do you like me

[tastefullyoffensive]

“Moooom! …can you get my toy for me?” (via qoolove520)

[kathereal]

The baby yell

[emotiona1shorty]

She’s such a patient mom

[thecreach]

That’s one of the most adorable things I’ve ever seen.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

A GOOD MOM

[user234445646778999876654332-de]

MAAAAAAAAAAAA

[amrv-5]

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

[nonlynear]

if you are my mutual i need you to be on some bullshit i dont understand

[velvetys]

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

[hikari-ni-naritai]

In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.

[rainbowgod666]

Hey its been at least 9 years anything changed?

[hikari-ni-naritai]

nope! all quiet on the linguistic front. i am a girl now though

[kirikomamura]

staff killed her for this

[angmallen]

WHAT she got nuked??

[resetium]

Trans people existing violates community guidelines

[resetium]

I wasn’t kidding

[heyitslucky]

[captain-price-returns]

Oh wow the 250th Fourth of July parade has been cancelled lol

[captain-price-returns]

Fun fact: the DC area will be hotter than 99% of the earth tomorrow!

[captain-price-returns]

Also I get the sense that very few people in DC are aware that federal officials wrote detailed analyses warning of the air quality health risks of the enormous 850K fireworks set to go off — and that the admin did not release those findings to the public

[captain-price-returns]

Fox News has done irreversible damage to some people.

[flootzavut]

It's not global climate change, it's someone who just really hates Trump so much they changed the earth's entire climate. Christ.

[fightingbymoonlight]

Seeing people I know and like using AI is making me understand the protagonists of those old time sci fi dystopia's.

"Oh I don't normally use AI, I just wanted it to plan my trip"

You lived on this planet for decades, you know what you like, there are hundreds of websites where you can type into any search engine " things to do in [area]" and have at least a hundred different options.

"Oh I only use it so I can figure out what to make during the week with what I have"

The most popular website as you type in "recipes" into google have sections where you click dinner- quick and easy and those usually rely on staples + 1 or 2 items. I found 30 recipes on chicken alone.

"I had a writing idea, so I typed a few sentences into Chat GPT and I was able to write 20 pages with it."

Youdidn'twriteit.Youdidn'twriteit.youdidn'twriteit.youdidn'twriteit.YOUDIDN'TWRITEIT.YOUDIDN'TWRITEIT.YOUDIDN'TWRITEIT.

[supernini235]

We had the leavers graduation into high school this week, and the head teacher used AI to write her goodbye speech to save time, and didn't even question his impersonal it was to do that. We've had teachers have AI generate tasks like "Find these words in the text then write a short summary of the story." and half the words not be in there, and the text not make much sense as a short story, in a reading comprehension task.

[cityelf]

this poem is about being nonbinary.

[drchucktingle]

ITS THAT TIME AGAIN