[speedlimit15]

cherry bomb voice Hello tumblr hello blog

[hightide-error]

the poster that this incredible illustration is based on is extremely striking. but while searching for it, I also found earlier posters for conveying this message along with a corresponding one for summer, and I fucking love them. absolutely lovely graphic design work. (both are from 1924, artist is Austin Cooper)

the one I was looking for originally also has a summer variant. (artist is Frederick Charles Herrick: 'it is warmer below' is from 1927, 'it is cooler below' is 1926)

[sharkfiinn]

[zer0caffeine]

Original post by @morallygrayautisticscientist here, this post was so funny I decided to draw it lol.

Panel by panel below:

[alexsiple]

scenes from my animated thesis film, “THE OLYMPIANS”, which you can watch here! it’s about greek mythology, 70s disco, and being gay

[x0000000dez]

Some proof that Horde Prime was just max aura farming 24/7 is that his screens and UI are all ✨ aesthetic ✨. And it’s intentional. Bro could literally just stream everything through the hivemind but CHOOSES to have shit on display, including the holograms that his armored fingers make. Genuinely, exactly how often before Etheria came out of despondos was this guy having people on board? There was no one else on the ship, or at least no one that was integral enough to his work to show. Entrapta, Bow, Catra, and Glimmer also never found or mentioned anyone else being on board.

And back to his screens. His fucking peacock shaped cathedral window OLEDs because yeah, the man was PEACOCKING! They have this pretty subdued rainbowy pattern on them but that’s not the natural state of the screen. We see the screens power off when he punches them or other times when they’re damaged and the pattern goes away. So bro just has like a custom screensaver running 24/7 for the heck of it.

For the aura farming of it.

[niuniente]

Hieronymus is a first person shooter game where you explore the world of Hieronymus Bosch's paintings. Currently in development by Hurdy-Gurdy Games.

[bonesbeetle]

compilation of my all-time favorite tweets

[thwrangis]

has anyone ever actually seen a shareholder or are we just supposed to believe they actually exist

[vintage-tigre]

Ancient Egyptian Die c. 200BCE

The oldest surviving Dice in the world:

Carved from serpentinite, a greenish stone commonly used for jewellery and sculptures, this ancient Egyptian 20 sided Dice (d20) is engraved with Greek letters, including clearly visible symbols for eta, theta, and epsilon.

Today, this fascinating artifact is housed in the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York, USA. It was acquired by Reverend Chauncey Murch during his missionary work in Egypt between 1883 and 1906.

Wizard of Madeira

[acepalindrome]

The thought that the universe is infinite is scary, but the thought that it’s finite is somehow more scary. You feel me?

[kosmogrl]

[lunarriviera]

[transfemmbeatrice]

thought of this immediately and was delighted to discover it’s the same op

[doubleca5t]

Supermassive Black Hole lends itself to soundtracking one thing and one thing alone and that is a strip club. Supermassive Black Hole is the most perfect strip club rock song I've ever heard. I've heard rock songs *about* strip clubs that feel less suited to a strip club than Supermassive Black Hole. I have heard songs where sex is explicitly described in the lyrics that feel less sexy than Supermassive Black Hole. Supermassive Black Hole is a song so disgustingly, flagrantly, enticingly slutty that I sometimes feel legitimately shocked that it was made by a band that most people make fun of for sounding like if Radiohead sold out after their first album. It is a crowning achievement in stripper music that may never be topped in our lifetime. It is best known for soundtracking the scene in the first Twilight movie where they play baseball.

[targetedknowledge]

[succumbing-song]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

[homunculus-argument]

The Odyssey but retold as a low-stakes modern adventure of one guy out with his girlfriend leaving the bar with his buddies to do just one (1) simple thing real quick, it'll take like 15 minutes tops, he'll be right back, but then some bullshit happens and the trip keeps getting more complicated as more bullshit keeps happening while he just tries to get back to the bar because he promised his girlfriend that he'd get back and he knows that she's still there because she told him she'd wait there.

And by the time he finally gets back it's almost 3 am and the bar is about to close while she's sitting there stone cold sober, surrounded by 5 drunk guys unsuccessfully trying to convince her to give up on waiting for him and go home with one of them instead. And the guy shows up to proceed to beat the shit out of them before explaining himself to her like hey sorry bullshit kept happening, my phone fell into a storm drain and my wallet got stolen when I was trying to find someone who'd borrow me a phone so I could call and

[thekijs]

His girlfriend had been fending off the 5 drunk guys for most of the evening by explaining that even if she was going to ditch her boyfriend, she can't possibly leave without finishing her beer, which she is keeping perpetually full via careful sleight of hand where she's just pouring it back and forth into and out of the pitcher.

However the drunk guys are also drinking, and eventually she can't afford to buy another pitcher for the table so she can't keep up the ever-full beer glass trick. At this point she has to resort to setting up the pool trick shot that she's never seen anyone but her boyfriend pull off, and says she'll leave with whoever manages the shot first.

That buys her another hour or so and then, finally, her boyfriend makes it back. He looks like shit, hair down and just a mess, he's wearing an entirely different jacket that he got from an alley, and barely recognizable—especially to 5 guys who've been drunk for hours now. He lurks for a minute, finds out what's going on, and proceeds to pull off the trick shot first try. Throws the jacket off, fixes his hair with a hair tie his girlfriend lends him, finally looks like himself again, and THEN beats the shit out of them with the pool cue.

[weaselle]

yuh i was there, that's how it happened

[bimmyjimmy]

This morning, i was cuddling my bf instead of jimmy and jimmy pretended he died