[lovesvictor]

s3 when

[disaster-klaus]

klaus hargreeves + text posts

[disconsolative-deactivated20171]

Reblog if it’s okay to befriend you, ask questions, ask for advice, rant, vent, let something off your chest, or just have a nice chat.

[thesevenumbrellas]

Klaus and curly hair

Reblog if u agree

[tuagifs]

name please. now.

[bunnigay-moved]

In Conclusion: Klaus and Vanya are the same person

[klaus-mood]

no one:

me: klaus started abusing drugs so early because he couldn’t stand being sober and haunted by the dead which is a consequence of his dad locking him in to ‘get over’ his fear of ghosts in this essay i will-

[the-madcap-laughs]

op where’s the essay

[thestrangedino]

Where’s the essay OP I need it

[klaus-mood]

Klaus started abusing drugs so early because he couldn’t stand being sober and haunted by the dead, which is a consequence of his dad locking him in to ‘get over’ his fear of ghosts. In this essay, I will explain why Klaus Hargreeves deserved better and shouldn’t be treated the way he is by everyone around him.

Since he was young Klaus Hargreeves new that he wouldn’t be living like other kids did. He was adopted by a man who couldn’t care less about him. For Reginald, the kids were objects, experiments to fulfill his dreams and nothing more. As soon as Klaus realized what his ‘power’ was he couldn’t stand it. He was able to communicate with the dead, more like, they were able to communicate with him. And they did. Klaus was haunted by the dead since he was able to think, corpses following him around wherever he went. And of course, his father noticed that too. So he locked him in. Reginald thought Klaus would be helped if he was in a mausoleum alone, able to face his fear of ghosts. But that only made it worse. Klaus started abusing drugs as a child. For him, this was an escape. When he was high, he was numb. And most importantly he was free of ghosts. One of his brothers, Ben Hargreeves, tried to talk him out of it again and again but Klaus didn’t listen. He lost all self-respect and didn’t care about his life. He even tried everything in his power to encourage his brother Luther, so he wouldn’t end up like him. It was only later when he felt the need to be sober again, encouraged by the thought of talking to the man he loved more than anything. 

Klaus Hargreeves has been through hell and kicked out because nobody wants him there. He deserves the world and I will protect him under all costs. I can only hope that every one of you will do the same, so we could eventually live in a world where Klaus doesn’t have to suffer.

[beeefy]

u lie down and its like (• ) ( •) and thats just how it is

[ryanthedemiguy]

You lie on your side and it’s just (•)(• )

[freudiandip]

what kind of eyes do y’all have 

[chronicallylate-blog]

HOW TO MAKE A CUTE DRESS OUT OF SHORTS

put shorts on

put legs in one leg hole

pull up and on to shoulder

instant fashion

[glitterweave]

And here we have glitterweave sporting a beautiful Sunset Yellow 

NEVER forget to accessorize 

[silversora-deactivated20190324]

well one of us is going to have to change

[littlekingtrashboy]

Guys

I really think

I’m winning this. 

(Yoga pants do the trick)

[dalekpoetry-deactivated20150207]

Ladies…..please….

[necessary-sass-deactivated20150]

Send this to all the straight boys

[alltimevirgilant]

I love this so much

[love-is-a-chemical]

I know I just rebloged this but I need this on my account twice.

[viviansternwood]

Chandler Bing, ladies and gentlemen.

[clancysletter]

the day ezra miller and robert sheehan become friends will be the day humanity reaches its peak

[theseaance]

the umbrella academy as text posts 1/?

[incorrect-umbrellaacademy]

*All of the Hargreeves siblings sans Vanya and Ben are are forcibly wearing a single massive Tshirt that reads “This is our get along shirt” Five isn’t touching the ground and Diego is trying to cut his way out of the shirt but failing. Pogo, Grace, Vanya, and Ben are watching.* 

Klaus: How come Ben and Vanya don’t have to do this?

Pogo: Because they are the only ones who don’t start drama, now, the rest of you will be free to go once you are able to sincerely say one nice thing about each of your siblings.

Diego: We’re going to die in this shirt.

[reallotosweetz]

someone PLEASE draw this

[bitegore]

im on it

[bitegore]

a valiant attempt has been made

[incorrect-umbrellaacademy]

im crying i love this

[badjokesbyjeff]

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her more precocious students. The teacher asked, “Harry, what exactly is your problem?” Harry answered, “I’m too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade, too!” 

Ms. Brooks finally had enough; she took Harry to the principal’s office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the situation to the principal. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed. 

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he happily agreed to take the test. Principal: “What is 3 x 3?” Harry: “9.” Principal: “What is 6 x 6?” Harry: “36.” And so it went with every question the principal thought a bright 3rd grader should know. The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, “Y’know, I reckon Harry can go to the 3rd grade.” But Ms. Brooks is still skeptical of the little bugger and says to the principal, “Not so fast, let me ask him a few questions.” The principal and Harry both agree. 

Ms. Brooks asks, “What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?” Harry, after a moment: “Legs.” Ms. Brooks: “What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?” The principal wondered why would she ask such a question! Harry replied: “Pockets.” to the Principal’s great relief. Ms. Brooks: “What does a dog do that a man steps into?” Harry: “Pants.” By now, the principal is sitting forward with his mouth hanging open. Ms. Brooks: “What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?” Now the principal’s eyes open really wide and before he could intervene, Harry replied, “Bubble gum.” Ms. Brooks: “What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?” Harry: “Shake hands.” The principal is now trembling with apprehension as Ms. Brooks asks the last question. Ms. Brooks: “What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in 'K’ and indicates a great deal of heat and excitement?” Harry: “Firetruck.” The principal breathes a huge sigh of relief and tells the teacher, “Put the little bastard in 5th Grade; I got the last seven questions wrong myself.”

[maclexa]

[royalblurryfacedbastard]

Umbrella Academy sexuality headcanons

This is based off a mix of the characters in the comic and the Netflix show and it’s also just my personal headcanons, like what I think the characters prefer and etc. Enjoy and don’t be afraid to DM me or send me an ask for more details or whatever!

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Klaus

Pansexual with a mild preference for men. He’s beyond gender

Luther

Straight, no doubt about it. I mean he’s thought about it, sure, but it just comes down to him being a straight man.

Diego

Huge raging bisexual, definitely. He’s so bisexual you could call him Biego

Allison

Straight but she has definitely experimented in her past; she doesn’t like labels and thinks she could probably fall for a woman or non-man but generally straight

Five

Delores

Vanya

Also a raging bisexual though she has a hard time letting people in and doubts anyone could ever love her. Not very sexual in general

Ben

My boi Ben is just everywhere, man. I’d say he doesn’t carry labels but if he had to say what he’s attracted to it’s not gender, more personality

Cha-Cha

Lesbian, very much a lesbian

Hazel

He loves chubby people, gender doesn’t matter much to him although he has a preference for women.

[polaroidpalmtree-deactivated202]

Band Director: What’s the dynamic marking there?

French horn player: H for hella loud.

Band: H?

BD: What?

French horn: Yeah the two f’s look like an H. For Hella loud.

BD: Hella loud?

French horn: Yes.