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klaus hargreeves + text posts
Reblog if itâs okay to befriend you, ask questions, ask for advice, rant, vent, let something off your chest, or just have a nice chat.
Klaus and curly hair
Reblog if u agree
name please. now.
In Conclusion: Klaus and Vanya are the same person
no one:
me: klaus started abusing drugs so early because he couldnât stand being sober and haunted by the dead which is a consequence of his dad locking him in to âget overâ his fear of ghosts in this essay i will-
op whereâs the essay
Whereâs the essay OP I need it
Klaus started abusing drugs so early because he couldnât stand being sober and haunted by the dead, which is a consequence of his dad locking him in to âget overâ his fear of ghosts. In this essay, I will explain why Klaus Hargreeves deserved better and shouldnât be treated the way he is by everyone around him.
Since he was young Klaus Hargreeves new that he wouldnât be living like other kids did. He was adopted by a man who couldnât care less about him. For Reginald, the kids were objects, experiments to fulfill his dreams and nothing more. As soon as Klaus realized what his âpowerâ was he couldnât stand it. He was able to communicate with the dead, more like, they were able to communicate with him. And they did. Klaus was haunted by the dead since he was able to think, corpses following him around wherever he went. And of course, his father noticed that too. So he locked him in. Reginald thought Klaus would be helped if he was in a mausoleum alone, able to face his fear of ghosts. But that only made it worse. Klaus started abusing drugs as a child. For him, this was an escape. When he was high, he was numb. And most importantly he was free of ghosts. One of his brothers, Ben Hargreeves, tried to talk him out of it again and again but Klaus didnât listen. He lost all self-respect and didnât care about his life. He even tried everything in his power to encourage his brother Luther, so he wouldnât end up like him. It was only later when he felt the need to be sober again, encouraged by the thought of talking to the man he loved more than anything.Â
Klaus Hargreeves has been through hell and kicked out because nobody wants him there. He deserves the world and IÂ will protect him under all costs. I can only hope that every one of you will do the same, so we could eventually live in a world where Klaus doesnât have to suffer.
u lie down and its like (⢠) ( â˘) and thats just how it is
You lie on your side and itâs just (â˘)(⢠)
what kind of eyes do yâall haveÂ
HOW TO MAKE A CUTE DRESS OUT OF SHORTS
put shorts on
put legs in one leg hole
pull up and on to shoulder
instant fashion
And here we have glitterweave sporting a beautiful Sunset YellowÂ
NEVER forget to accessorizeÂ
well one of us is going to have to change
Guys
I really think
Iâm winning this.Â
(Yoga pants do the trick)
LadiesâŚ..pleaseâŚ.
Send this to all the straight boys
I love this so much
I know I just rebloged this but I need this on my account twice.
Chandler Bing, ladies and gentlemen.
the day ezra miller and robert sheehan become friends will be the day humanity reaches its peak
the umbrella academy as text posts 1/?
*All of the Hargreeves siblings sans Vanya and Ben are are forcibly wearing a single massive Tshirt that reads âThis is our get along shirtâ Five isnât touching the ground and Diego is trying to cut his way out of the shirt but failing. Pogo, Grace, Vanya, and Ben are watching.*Â
Klaus: How come Ben and Vanya donât have to do this?
Pogo: Because they are the only ones who donât start drama, now, the rest of you will be free to go once you are able to sincerely say one nice thing about each of your siblings.
Diego: Weâre going to die in this shirt.
someone PLEASE draw this
im on it
a valiant attempt has been made
im crying i love this
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her more precocious students. The teacher asked, âHarry, what exactly is your problem?â Harry answered, âIâm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and Iâm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade, too!âÂ
Ms. Brooks finally had enough; she took Harry to the principalâs office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the situation to the principal. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.Â
Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he happily agreed to take the test. Principal: âWhat is 3 x 3?â Harry: â9.â Principal: âWhat is 6 x 6?â Harry: â36.â And so it went with every question the principal thought a bright 3rd grader should know. The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, âYâknow, I reckon Harry can go to the 3rd grade.â But Ms. Brooks is still skeptical of the little bugger and says to the principal, âNot so fast, let me ask him a few questions.â The principal and Harry both agree.Â
Ms. Brooks asks, âWhat does a cow have four of that I have only two of?â Harry, after a moment: âLegs.â Ms. Brooks: âWhat is in your pants that you have but I do not have?â The principal wondered why would she ask such a question! Harry replied: âPockets.â to the Principalâs great relief. Ms. Brooks: âWhat does a dog do that a man steps into?â Harry: âPants.â By now, the principal is sitting forward with his mouth hanging open. Ms. Brooks: âWhat goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?â Now the principalâs eyes open really wide and before he could intervene, Harry replied, âBubble gum.â Ms. Brooks: âWhat does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?â Harry: âShake hands.â The principal is now trembling with apprehension as Ms. Brooks asks the last question. Ms. Brooks: âWhat word starts with an âFâ and ends in 'Kâ and indicates a great deal of heat and excitement?â Harry: âFiretruck.â The principal breathes a huge sigh of relief and tells the teacher, âPut the little bastard in 5th Grade; I got the last seven questions wrong myself.â
Umbrella Academy sexuality headcanons
This is based off a mix of the characters in the comic and the Netflix show and itâs also just my personal headcanons, like what I think the characters prefer and etc. Enjoy and donât be afraid to DM me or send me an ask for more details or whatever!
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Klaus
Pansexual with a mild preference for men. Heâs beyond gender
Luther
Straight, no doubt about it. I mean heâs thought about it, sure, but it just comes down to him being a straight man.
Diego
Huge raging bisexual, definitely. Heâs so bisexual you could call him Biego
Allison
Straight but she has definitely experimented in her past; she doesnât like labels and thinks she could probably fall for a woman or non-man but generally straight
Five
Delores
Vanya
Also a raging bisexual though she has a hard time letting people in and doubts anyone could ever love her. Not very sexual in general
Ben
My boi Ben is just everywhere, man. Iâd say he doesnât carry labels but if he had to say what heâs attracted to itâs not gender, more personality
Cha-Cha
Lesbian, very much a lesbian
Hazel
He loves chubby people, gender doesnât matter much to him although he has a preference for women.
Band Director: Whatâs the dynamic marking there?
French horn player: H for hella loud.
Band: H?
BD: What?
French horn: Yeah the two fâs look like an H. For Hella loud.
BD: Hella loud?
French horn: Yes.