Chantelville

Chantel. 19. I'm weird and I don't believe in love. Runescape. Cats. Graphic Design. You know my name, not my story.

[sliceoflife8]

[abchantel]

My boyfriend just told me that the Krabby Patty secret ingredient is crab hence why it’s called a Krabby Patty and why Mr. Krabs is so secretive over it because he doesn’t want people to know they’re eating people like him and Plankton is actually a good guy.

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Every time. 

[makeus-worthy-blog]

Two bloggers went outside

that’s it that’s the joke

[cutie-patoot]

it’s an inside joke

[hobbitnarwhal]

[chercherai]

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How to be classy in three easy steps:

[mortson-blog]

di0medes:

bambi-bird:

Open this tab.

Open this tab.

Open this tab.

I just put on my tophat because i just felt so fucking classy

this is a great post

[fb222]

This post is so dapper.

[breadweek]

I feel so dapper.

[somethingcalled-a-padalecki]

I feel so relaxed

[staryew-deactivated20121002]

i don’t usually reblog shit like this but gah i feel amazing

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The amount of times I’ve done this is slightly unnerving

[alfiesrum]

how can you not reblog this

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[nidoranmale]

we is kind

we is smart

we is important

we is out of ice

[meadow-soprano]

whoa have you ever noticed that theres no present

like as soon as we do something its done its over with and it automatically becomes the past

me writing this has become the past

you reading the last sentence is the past

there is no actual present and that blows my mind 

[whoaa]

STOP.

[abchantel]

every one else's followers: you're gorgeous

every one else's followers: i love you marry me?

every one else's followers: dont give up on live you're beautiful and worth it.

every one else's followers: hi im a really hot guy that you dont know and id like to cuddle with you all night while watching the notebook and ill give you a rose each day and sing you songs and let you fall asleep on my arms.

my followers: .................... *reblogs and likes every thing but makes no contact with me what so ever.*

[p-i-s-s-i-n-g]

[dysphorism]

THIS LOOKS REALLY COOL WHEN YOU SCROLL DOWN YOUR DASH

[insightful-sanity]

dafuq

[wtf-jpg]

Looks even cooler when you scroll up.

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the amount of time i spent scrolling up and down on this 

[dutchster]

[laugh-addict]

What happens when you burn a hole in a CD and blow air in it.

well okay then

SCIENCE

[wetfloors]

I tried this. IT DID NOT WORK.

[brimalandro]

[trashboat]

I will never not find this funny

[abchantel]

bitch

[that-stupid-tardis-sound-deacti]

To all the people who think tonight's the night. Who are thinking of picking up the blade again. Who aren't eating. Who are bending over the toilet. Please, please try to resist. I wish I could help you. I wish I could hug you. But this is the best I can do from here, so I'm trying to make this count. Let this post be your reason not to, if only just for tonight. You're not worthless, fat, or ugly. You would be missed. You're incredible, no matter how terrible you think you are. You don't deserve any of this torment. So I hope this helps a little. I just wish I could save you all. I'm not Superman, but I'd try to fly for you guys.

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[abchantel]

[sherlynn58]

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